Do you have art any influences in your family? Asked Professor Staff.
Calista, a new freshman in KCK college began to laugh.
Everyone in my family is a cartoonist or a painter she said.
You get this from your parents? He wondered outside his head.
My mother, my father, and especially Grandma McVey.
Grandma McVey has an art studio; where she sits every day.
She paints with fluorescent acrylic turquoises and pinks.
Her clothes are dotted, speckled and smeared with inks.
Since I was two, I have been a painter, because that is what we do.
I am fond of texture, color, pencils, erasers, and paints of every hue.
The professor said, “I doubt there’s anything I can teach you,
You see, your Grandma McVey was once upon a time my teacher too.”
a remarkably clever young blue jay
had colorful feathers like egg faberge'
he was beautiful, amazingly gay
I saw him for the first time last Wednesday
Did not hear his name, but I think it was Ray
Did not preen or boast like the human Jay
His pretty feathers had a bit of fray
He has a reputation said neighbor May
Females love seeing him fly and sashay
I first met him at the Flamingo Bay
He has formed a mob that likes to laugh and play
I ran down to the bay to try and see Ray
I had heard that he sometimes is their Deejay
Have you heard him? Asked a family named McVey.
His radio persona name is Doctor Do So Ray.
you can feel his smile before you actually see
The grin on his face where others frown might be
He is the happiest most confident mushroom faerie
Whose name is Klondike McVey McVery
If you do not believe in faeries, you will not see him of course.
He is invisible to bigots, naysayers, and people who force.
But if your heart is open, and your kindness is easy to see
Klondike McVey McVery will come sit on your knee.
They trained their birds to stay incredibly still.
Like statues, reported my cousin Mrs. McGill.
The birds did not make a single sound as they supped.
The table was linen, and all prissily gussied up.
The birds were the best trained I had ever seen.
Their statuesque presence was totally pristine.
They silently stayed in position on that tea sipping day.
Pooping white goo on the shoulders of Mrs. McVey.
Plain pink plaid cat loves her mouse, this is easy to see.
He’s purple too, his name is Clyde McVey McVee.
Clyde heard them speaking. “they are talking about me!”
Plaid cat turned her head, and said “That’s old Lee.”
Lee gave a hearty wave to his oldest friend, P.P.P.
Give me a taste sometime, he said, rude as can be.
Don’t worry Plain Pink Plaid Cat said to Clyde McVey McVee.
If anyone is going to eat you up, it will probably be me.
Polka dotted toadstool boogie was on ice today
Frilly and fancy, important in every kind of way
Are they putting on airs? Asked a prissy fellow fey
Not that I know of I said, scampering straight away
The frogs were croaking as if it were Saturday
In back of them I heard a large ugly bull frog bray
The bog is getting crazy, I said to my friend McVey
He said “That’s how it is down here on Bijou Bay”.
The gnomes passed an ordinance saying what they would accept.
Many of them ignored it for they did not want to genuflect.
It’s not a choice, the queen said. Post it on the big oak trees.
If a gnome does not abide, make him walk around on his weak knobby knees.
That seemed kind of awful to some of the faeries and elves passing this way.
I think I will move a little bit faster said a grandma pixie named McVey.
I am right with you, said a grandpa parrot who knew how to circumspect.
With gnomes, however, many of the wise fey never know what to expect.
Three plump old biddy birds full of birdseed and whey
Sat on a limb spreading gossip and rumors that day
I heard she did this and he did that said Mrs. McVey.
They all had a story, about things crazy and gray.
One-upping each other on this nonsensical Tuesday.
Surely you have something better to do cawed a blue jay.
They took out their sling shots and forced him away.
I never should have married that fool said Mrs. McVey
Deluxe sat in the crow’s nest playing the accordion all day.
Her father had been lost at sea, his memory was fading away.
Crew waited orders, for she now Captain Deluxe McVey.
She played a morose melody, dreaming of a better day.
You have to give us something to do, her first mate finally said.
Your father might have been retrieved, he might not be full-dead.
Deluxe was not ready to come down, she sat another day instead.
When she finally returned to the deck, she was ready to be fed.
How about grainy cheese burgers? Asked the compliant cook.
“You know how I hate beef,” she said, giving him the look.
They sailed the seven seas and ran into notorious Captain Hook.
Captain Deluxe won the battle and then went back to her nook.
First my grandma's boyfriend molested me for three years so sax was nothing new to me.After that Bobby Joe Long Dik kidnapped me.He ordered me to take all my clothes off.Bobby Joe Long ties me up,ligurates on my wrists and ankles. Bobby Joe Long raped me with his Long Dik very painful very painful.I played at his heartstrings.November 4th,1984,Bobby Joe Long Dik released me.Bobby Joe Long Dik Thank You, for choosing me instead of another 17 year old little girl. Victims are artiss wick,ngeun thi long,michelle simms,chanel williams,elizabeth loundenback,Karen dinsfriend,Vicky elliot,Kimberly Hoops,Virginia Johnson and kimberly swans..
Lucy McVey was the most exasperating woman from M.U.
Anyone with a lick of common sense would have run away from that woman.
So of course she was the one every guy tried to entice.