The new Mc Spicy is born
Can i have non vanilla non milk milkshake
shaken vertically then horizontal then metaphorically
Why isn't there a kft-Kentucky fried turkey
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whatever bloats your flats
Categories:
mcdonald, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Old McDonald had a car
Ha-ha hardy-har-har
And in his car he had some coke
Ho-ho, what a dumb bloke
With a snort-snort here
And a snort-snort there
Here a snort, there a snort
Everywhere a snort-snort
Old McDonald snorted coke
But the cop who was with him
He took a long toke
Categories:
mcdonald, car, drug, satire, song,
Form: Light Verse
I imagine him running in a ranch
Like old McDonald who owns a farm
But I never had the chance to hear his chant
Does he even croon “E-I-E-I-O!”
If he does, I’ll go out with him
We’ll feed his mad cows sleeping at stream
Wish I could get a simple life as his
Dreaming I’ll wake up with a berry in my mouth
Hope he feels the same way as mine
But one thing I really admire him a lot
He’s an all knowing guy who knows what’s right
Never mind if I don’t hear his hum
His words are better than his chant.
Categories:
mcdonald, farm,
Form: Free verse
Old McDonald
Old McDonald sold all his farms
for tending pets had lost his charms
He found a new job
He thought it was fab
But a whole day clown with raised arms
March 21, 2014 5.15 pm
Eighth Place
Contest: Yay for St. Patrick's Day-One Limerick Part 2
Judged: 3/29/14
Sponsor: Poet Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
mcdonald, funny,
Form: Limerick
Look for the boy with the dark brown sweater
'cause we all know he'll make it better
Look for the boy with the headphones
'cause hes rockin' out to stereo
and singing along to billy jole
Look for the boy with the tiger tattoo
'cause he always knows what to do
Look for the boy with the ice blue eyes
cause he'll comfort you through the night
Look for the boy that owns my soul
'cause we both live through rock an' roll
Categories:
mcdonald, happiness
Form: Rhyme