Mcdonald Poems - Poems about Mcdonald

The new Mc Spicy is born Can i have non vanilla non milk milkshake shaken vertically then horizontal then metaphorically Why isn't there a kft-Kentucky fried turkey ----------------------------------- -------------tofu whatever bloats your flats...

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Old McDonald had a car Ha-ha hardy-har-har And in his car he had some coke Ho-ho, what a dumb bloke With a snort-snort here And a snort-snort there Here a snort, there a snort Everywhere a snort-snort Old McDonald snorted coke But the cop who was with him He took a...

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Ada McDonald 1873-1906 This is a mistake! A huge contretemps indeed! A foul up of the most egregious kind! You see, it wasn’t my time yet, This death thing; I had things to do still. I had places yet to visit I had never seen before. I had strangers from distant locales to meet still, I had a multitude of tomorrows yet, or so I...

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I imagine him running in a ranch Like old McDonald who owns a farm But I never had the chance to hear his chant Does he even croon “E-I-E-I-O!” If he does, I’ll go out with him We’ll feed his mad cows sleeping at stream Wish I could get a simple life as his Dreaming I’ll wake up with a berry in...

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I wonder what he was thinking, the man mounted on a stool, with his elbows resting on the bar, eating a Big Mac and sipping coffee from a McCafe coffee cup. The outside view he was watching through the glass wall is the flickering lights over the parking lot and the sounds of galloping horses on...

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Old McDonald Old McDonald sold all his farms for tending pets had lost his charms He found a new job He thought it was fab But a whole day clown with raised arms March 21, 2014 5.15 pm Eighth Place Contest: Yay for St. Patrick's Day-One Limerick Part 2 Judged: 3/29/14 Sponsor: Poet Andrea Dietrich...

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Look for the boy with the dark brown sweater 'cause we all know he'll make it better Look for the boy with the headphones 'cause hes rockin' out to stereo and singing along to billy jole Look for the boy with the tiger tattoo 'cause he always knows what to do Look for the boy with the ice blue...

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