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Marries Poems - Poems about Marries

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there was a daring young rake named Kent
who spent much time with a married woman from Trent
till it was said
they were caught in her bed
and the husband in his head put a dent

Categories: marries, humor,
Form: Limerick

Sue Marries Controlling Ass Named Jar

She was imaginative, artistic and clever.
An inspired visionary who never said never.
A poet, dancer, singer, choreographer, artist too.
Bright, personable and ingenious, my sister Sue.

We knew with these talents she would go far.
But she fell in love with a controlling ass named Jar.
Jar told her how high to jump, how to climb the stairs and such.
Her

Categories: marries, abuse,
Form: Rhyme

Tranquility Marries the Night Sky

A delightfully deep azure blue sky commandeers the aurora borealis
Somber Swedes slumber in used pup tents, unaware of this beauty
Visitors stare into the night, hoping to capture the sight forever
Some use film, but it is not 3-d, so it does not capture the ambiance.

No one speaks, the air insists on silence, there is not one

Categories: marries, sky,
Form: Imagism

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Mr Tom Marries Meow Squawk

Mr. Tom was a confident cat, the talk of the town.
We loved everything about him, he could get down.
He had swagger and sway, we loved his confident walk.
Until the wrong woman got him, her name was Meow Squawk.

Meow Squawk put him down, called him names and was mean.
Most of his relatives about her were not

Categories: marries, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme

Pinkie Marries the Faerie King

Pinkie was a fluffy butterfly kind of faerie.
She was free spirited with a beautiful soul.
She cared about everyone, and they knew it.
People gravitated to her as if she was cotton candy.

When she got married she invited the entire village.
There was no exclusion. She put an advertisement in the paper.
Everyone is invited, she told them. You

Categories: marries, fairy,
Form: Prose Poetry

When a Debutante Marries a Troll

The problem is, Priscilla grew up 
in a penthouse having parties while 
Biff came of age under a bridge

fighting other trolls, he remembers.
When Pris calls his office and says 
we're having guests tonight

the chasm in their marriage grows. 
The guests go home sauced and smiling
but the chasm stays behind, snarling.

Biff can't make the leap to

Categories: marries, marriage,
Form: Blank verse

Ballerina Marries a Bricklayer

Third day on her honeymoon
Sharon asks Butch what it's like 
for a man before he gets married.

A bricklayer by trade, 
and a man of few words,
Butch doesn’t know what to say 

but he knows Sharon has always 
liked to go bowling; in fact, 
that’s how this odd couple met.

So he tries an analogy although 
he

Categories: marries, love,
Form: Blank verse

Max Joy Marries Minnie Pain

Kissed his student.
Punched his friend.
Accused her lover.

What if China's navy asserts control where our navy also patrols?
Should we concede the South China Sea? Not on your life! Or maybe.
Lives may be lost but so what. There's so much biomass in the
      crosswalks.

Lord have mercy on my soul
Which means bring my

Categories: marries, age, cancer, friend, joy,
Form: Verse

This Year Carl Marries Olivia

Carl was very anxious
Olivia looked at him and she became suspicious…
“Never before I wanted to confess it to you” he said
“From the very first day…" his face became red…
"Everything I wanted is to be with you forever,
Spend good and bad days together,
Sing songs to our future children,
Illustrate our house with a picture of yellow linden...
Olivia,

Categories: marries, love, marriage,
Form: Acrostic

Marries Me Louise

Louise has the sweetest boobies
She likes to eat red-hot curries 
With lots of raw green chillies
She was once amongst the groupies
At the Oscars and the Emmys
Now she hangs around the ladies
Who are in fear of their forties
I’d like to kiss her soft pinkies
Like to give her lots of kiddies

Categories: marries, people
Form: Rhyme

Moonscape: Alma Marries the Universe

Alma marries the Universe

All the planets would receive a special wedding invitation

Pluto, Venus, Mercury, Mars, Saturn, Neptune, Earth, Jupiter, and the Sun.

The North star would be the maid of honor
The God of the Universe would be their best man

They would get married in the House of Gemini

It was a May-December romance
For Alma was 33 and

Categories: marries, naturewedding, wedding, universe,
Form: Light Verse