Funny Marriage Poems
These Funny Marriage poems are examples of Marriage poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Marriage Funny poems written by international poets.
You can't divorce a good jokeBluntly, someone said
they could never imagine
my being married.
This stung.
I laughed.
I am more
a comic
than
a romantic.
Pain is preferably felt
without witness;
better yet,
with punchlines.
Those precious people
who cry amongst us...
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emotions, funny, humor, marriage,
The Snowman Takes A Wife
The snowman
fun and cold
watching kids.
Covered in snow
white head to toe
sun stay away
please no melting.
Frosty is my name
A...
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Categories:
celebration, fun, love, marriage,
Wife PreciousThis is the wife’s rejoinder to my earlier post – HUSBAND. Of course, both are written with male and female perspectives and are a figment...
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Categories:
marriage, character, happiness, husband, meaningful,
Beard
I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...
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Categories:
marriage, absence, beauty, funny, hair,
Invincible
exult, newlyweds
you're truly invincible ~
aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet...
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funny, marriage, relationship, strength,
Angelic"We can all be an angel to someone." By Poet
I can still remember,
the days of years gone by.
We were so young and carefree,
time did not...
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marriage, angel, beauty, life, love,
Sloth Like In My Entishness TodayI’m going to be very sloth like in my entishness today.
No more whizzing ‘rund like a fly that’s lost it’s way!
You want some coffee and...
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Categories:
marriage, care, for her, funny
Cougar"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
Yes, he thought – her body shaped
Just like he’d...
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marriage, appreciation, beautiful, betrayal, funny,
Here We AreRomance's were a dime a dozen.
Although our love is unique and free.
But since day one there was little discussion.
Because you seem to think just like...
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marriage, beautiful, cry, endurance, i
The Sacred Meow Society PoetryA private club was run by old Tom the cat, ...
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books, humor, marriage, old,
Snog FrogTo snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog....
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marriage, animal, funny love, love,
Your Heart I Want It Back, By Davieo, David RothchildYour Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David Rothchild
Your Heart
I want it back
It was always my fervent passionate art
To draw out your laughter, smiles,...
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marriage, care, funny love, i
ShakespeareAs a mere child of eighteen years, ...
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love, marriage, poems, poets,
Christmas, We Weddays slowly dance into chill perfection
gift to my husband and i affection
as trees of winter leaves shed
on Christmas day we first wed
to love and trace...
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marriage,
Follow the FireAs a youth I would follow the fire deep in my soul, ...
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Categories:
beach, blue, fire, marriage,