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Funny Marriage Poems

These Funny Marriage poems are examples of Marriage poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Marriage Funny poems written by international poets.

You can't divorce a good joke
Bluntly, someone said
they could never imagine
my being married.
This stung.
I laughed.
I am more
a comic
a romantic.
Pain is preferably felt
without witness;
better yet,
with punchlines.
Those precious people
who cry amongst us...

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Categories: emotions, funny, humor, marriage,

Premium Member The Snowman Takes A Wife
The snowman 
fun and cold 
watching kids. 

Covered in snow 
white head to toe 
sun stay away 
please no melting. 

Frosty is my name 

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Categories: celebration, fun, love, marriage,

Premium Member Wife Precious
This is the wife’s rejoinder to my earlier post – HUSBAND. Of course, both are written with male and female perspectives and are a figment...

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© MB Farookh  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: marriage, character, happiness, husband, meaningful,

I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...

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Categories: marriage, absence, beauty, funny, hair,

Premium Member Invincible
        exult, newlyweds 

     you're truly invincible ~

   aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet...

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Categories: funny, marriage, relationship, strength,

Premium Member Angelic
"We can all be an angel to someone." By Poet

I can still remember,
the days of years gone by.
We were so young and carefree,
time did not...

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Categories: marriage, angel, beauty, life, love,

Premium Member Sloth Like In My Entishness Today
I’m going to be very sloth like in my entishness today.
No more whizzing ‘rund like a fly that’s lost it’s way!
You want some coffee and...

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Categories: marriage, care, for her, funny

Premium Member Cougar
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone

Yes, he thought – her body shaped
Just like he’d...

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Categories: marriage, appreciation, beautiful, betrayal, funny,

Here We Are
Romance's were a dime a dozen.
Although our love is unique and free.
But since day one there was little discussion.
Because you seem to think just like...

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Categories: marriage, beautiful, cry, endurance, i

Premium Member The Sacred Meow Society Poetry
A private club was run by old Tom the cat,               ...

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Categories: books, humor, marriage, old,

Snog Frog
To snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog....

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Categories: marriage, animal, funny love, love,

Your Heart I Want It Back, By Davieo, David Rothchild
Your Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David Rothchild

Your Heart
I want it back
It was always my fervent passionate art
To draw out your laughter, smiles,...

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Categories: marriage, care, funny love, i

Premium Member Shakespeare
As a mere child of eighteen years,                  ...

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Categories: love, marriage, poems, poets,

Premium Member Christmas, We Wed
days slowly dance into chill perfection
gift to my husband and i affection
as trees of winter leaves shed
on Christmas day we first wed
to love and trace...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: marriage,

Premium Member Follow the Fire
As a youth I would follow the fire deep in my soul,             ...

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Categories: beach, blue, fire, marriage,

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