Funny Marriage Poems

I was married,
but to me, it wasn’t marriage.
It was poverty-induced—
a fate sealed by hunger and silence.

I was an orphan,
taken in by my mother’s brother—
the uncle...

Read More

AI's Favorite Guy

My dear, you’ve found a brand new love
Not me, your wife, but bytes above.
ChatGPT, Gemini, in your ear,
Whispering sweet nothings, oh so clear.

You...

Read More

I MUST BRAVELY SAY WE BECOME COMEDIANS SOMETIMES WHY I AMAZE MYSELF HOW PUTTING SOMEONE ELSE ABOVE MY OWN NEEDS ESPECIALLY WHEN THE LOVE OF...

Read More

Under eighteen
hot tears spilling
nowhere near serene
at the end of your rope
cannot cope
need fulfilling
please don't mope
there's always hope
here's the dope
find someone thrilling
you can soft-soap
who is willing...

Read More

55 plus years of marriage down the drain
She watches it spin and spin 
It is too much to process the pain 
Her mind usually a...

Read More

Tiny tremors trigger tumultuous tantrums inside,
Like a whispered secret, that refuses to subside,
Trivial troubles trip, tender ties that once did bind,
Leaving love's landscape littered, with...

Read More

I love her looks and lovely lips,
The light her sweet smile brings,
And how she speaks and sways her hips--
She flits and floats as if with...

Read More

In a marriage, what is “for life?” or, until death do you part?
Or is it until one cheats, gets sick, loses their job, go to...

Read More

hanging slipping falling dream

smashing waking hearing scream

wonder i dont snore

down here on the floor

guest beds like a balance beam.
...

Read More

The man married a wife
Who was the love of his life
He was oh so proud
Despite her uni brow
You see true love in his eye...

Read More

You never had a good childhood
Your grandma always wanted to kill you
You had a soft spot for your mother
Now it's breaking too

You became a big...

Read More

She said she could never imagine me being married.
This stung.
We laughed.
I am the comic--
not the romantic.
Pain is pettier
felt without witness;
better yet, with punchlines.

Those who weep...

Read More

This is the wife’s rejoinder to my earlier post – HUSBAND. Of course, both are written with male and female perspectives and are a figment...

Read More

I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...

Read More

        exult, newlyweds 

     you're truly invincible ~

   aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet...

Read More