Folderol Gallimaufry
At the risk of coming off turgid
I offer this tale esoteric
Hoping it’s not found insipid
Nor causes one to be apoplectic
But rather received with alacrity
Without the need for paroxysm
My word there’ll be no chicanery
And avoidance of anachronism
Far from being sesquipedalian
Nor need for any razzmatazz
The tale of the slubberdegullion
Who thought himself full with pizzazz
Though being so supercilious
His
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Categories:
malarkey, funny, humor, language, words,
Form: Verse
Malarkey
Per the pundits
a word from out of the blue
No etymology, nor origin
no correct spelling too
Who cares where it came from
or where it is going
I'll happily attach it to
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Categories:
malarkey, birth, wind, words,
Form: Rhyme
This 'Feminist' Malarkey
When Heard dared to question her partner,
men suited up in outraged armour.
Battling patriarchy,
this ‘feminist’ malarkey,
makes women prey and men the archer.
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Categories:
malarkey, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Malarkey
he was making so much turbulence
that he needed windbreaker trousers
his farting more than gas from cheeks
but a fluid blown attack on decency
and common sense in torrential times
full of ..it he let go off all inhibition
and called himself the master of buzz
rose in the polls floated on hot air
mixed with the debris of foul thoughts
but no
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Categories:
malarkey, anger,
Form: Free verse
Malarkey Man's Road Trip---Humour
WHEN THINGS GET TOUGH,
THE TOUGH LEAVE TOWN?
Two more cities fall to the Taliban.
Send Harris there, that laughing pelican!
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Categories:
malarkey, america, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Moonshine Malarkey
A woman must show what she's got
So a man can tell if she's hot
But all men are cruel
And live by this rule:
The woman sleeps on the wet spot!
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Categories:
malarkey, humor,
Form: Limerick