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Malarkey Poems - Poems about Malarkey


Folderol Gallimaufry
At the risk of coming off turgid I offer this tale esoteric Hoping it’s not found insipid Nor causes one to be apoplectic But rather received with alacrity Without the need for paroxysm My word there’ll be no chicanery And avoidance of anachronism Far from being sesquipedalian Nor need for any razzmatazz The tale of the slubberdegullion Who thought himself full with pizzazz Though being so supercilious His...

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Categories: malarkey, funny, humor, language, words,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Malarkey
Per the pundits a word from out of the blue No etymology, nor origin no correct spelling too Who cares where it came from or where it is going I'll happily attach it to ...

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Categories: malarkey, birth, wind, words,
Form: Rhyme



This 'Feminist' Malarkey
When Heard dared to question her partner, men suited up in outraged armour. Battling patriarchy, this ‘feminist’ malarkey, makes women prey and men the archer....

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Categories: malarkey, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Malarkey
he was making so much turbulence that he needed windbreaker trousers his farting more than gas from cheeks but a fluid blown attack on decency and common sense in torrential times full of ..it he let go off all inhibition and called himself the master of buzz rose in the polls floated on hot air mixed with the debris of foul thoughts but no...

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Categories: malarkey, anger,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Malarkey Man's Road Trip---Humour
WHEN THINGS GET TOUGH, THE TOUGH LEAVE TOWN? Two more cities fall to the Taliban. Send Harris there, that laughing pelican! ...

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Categories: malarkey, america, humor,
Form: Light Verse



Moonshine Malarkey
A woman must show what she's got So a man can tell if she's hot But all men are cruel And live by this rule: The woman sleeps on the wet spot!...

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Categories: malarkey, humor,
Form: Limerick

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