Moonshine Malarkey

A woman must show what she's got
So a man can tell if she's hot
But all men are cruel
And live by this rule:
The woman sleeps on the wet spot!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 12/2/2020 8:15:00 AM
Yep, that about sums it up !! Hysterical. Hugs, Susan
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 12/2/2020 10:39:00 AM
I thought you had disappeared with the monolith! Welcome back! Aloha! Rico
Date: 11/18/2020 5:49:00 AM
Lol.. Well, there are some men who see beyond, but only few... sadly.
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Date: 11/17/2020 3:48:00 PM
Cute one , Rico, now a days the girls all show what they got. hugs Eve
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Date: 11/17/2020 3:47:00 PM
ha! not fair at all! funny, rico...
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Date: 11/17/2020 12:16:00 PM
Oh well such was life!! Men have to change the sheets now!! a hoot!
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Date: 11/17/2020 11:30:00 AM
Hello Rico, ha-ha- thank you for the laughter. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Date: 11/17/2020 10:57:00 AM
ha ha ha you crease me up Rico:-) hugs jan xx
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