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Low Cal Poems - Poems about Low Cal
Red Chard
...Start with a red onion and dice it all up. Then slice up some mushrooms (no more than a cup). Saute in some oil in a cast iron pan; it quickly will soften in a few minutes span. Then separate......
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Jeff Kyser
Categories:
low cal,
appreciation, food,
Form:
Couplet
Sensual Service Delivery
...The café is unique to me, after noon, at eight in it is one special smile, from a heavyweight waiting till now to eat, makes the stomach frown I’ll wait another hour even if the body goes down as......
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Funom Makama
Categories:
low cal,
i love you, relationship,
Form:
Couplet
The Weeds of Avalon
...life is a messy slurry Tyson fury an Olga tumble an Ali shuffle a low cal rumble in nuclear jungles hammer and sickle stars and stripes a polka dot pickle citizen cocaine in the middle PUR......
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Anthony Biaanco
Categories:
low cal,
life,
Form:
Free verse
He Leadeth Me
...HE LEADETH ME The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want, He leadeth to lose Corona virus weight gain, and to keep it off for my health's sake. He causes me to remember to drink water instead of......
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Vivien Wade
Categories:
low cal,
humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Getting Much More Difficult
...Getting Much More Difficult By Franklin Price 11/10/2019 It's getting much more difficult When looking back to see Just what our founding fathers Meant for this changing place to be They d......
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Franklin Price
Categories:
low cal,
america, people, political, pollution,
Form:
Rhyme
Quit Yer Bellyachin'
... Stop complainin’ ‘bout how much yer stomach hurt It’s yer own fault that yer feelin’ that way Got a heavy Ding Dong diet of cream-filled, empty truth lies Low-cal info givin’ ya no ener......
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Categories:
low cal,
humor, people, satire, sick,
Form:
Light Verse
Gluttony One of Seven
...Gluttony One of the Seven By Franklin Price 12/19/2016 Gluttony one of the seven sins That are deadly and defined The Christmas Season's calling me To make it one of mine Two turkeys on t......
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Franklin Price
Categories:
low cal,
christmas, food,
Form:
Rhyme
On the Diet
...no bacon gut achin’ ice cream left scene faux “no thankies” hide my crankies supplement doesn’t dent appetite up all night low-cal goop messy poop fart unseen gas ‘o lean ......
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Lim'Rik Flats
Categories:
low cal,
nonsense,
Form:
Footle
Plain White Bread
...Plain White Bread There is something said for plain white bread, It’s the wheat and oats I really dread. And real sugar, not that blue or pink, Nothing artificial, I tend to think. Give me mi......
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Jeff Morehead
Categories:
low cal,
funnyme, me,
Form:
Rhyme