Low Cal Poems - Poems about Low Cal

...Start with a red onion and dice it all up. Then slice up some mushrooms (no more than a cup). Saute in some oil in a cast iron pan; it quickly will soften in a few minutes span. Then separate......Read the rest...

...The café is unique to me, after noon, at eight in it is one special smile, from a heavyweight waiting till now to eat, makes the stomach frown I’ll wait another hour even if the body goes down as......Read the rest...

...life is a messy slurry Tyson fury an Olga tumble an Ali shuffle a low cal rumble in nuclear jungles hammer and sickle stars and stripes a polka dot pickle citizen cocaine in the middle PUR......Read the rest...

...HE LEADETH ME The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want, He leadeth to lose Corona virus weight gain, and to keep it off for my health's sake. He causes me to remember to drink water instead of......Read the rest...

...Getting Much More Difficult By Franklin Price 11/10/2019 It's getting much more difficult When looking back to see Just what our founding fathers Meant for this changing place to be They d......Read the rest...

... Stop complainin’ ‘bout how much yer stomach hurt It’s yer own fault that yer feelin’ that way Got a heavy Ding Dong diet of cream-filled, empty truth lies Low-cal info givin’ ya no ener......Read the rest...

...Gluttony One of the Seven By Franklin Price 12/19/2016 Gluttony one of the seven sins That are deadly and defined The Christmas Season's calling me To make it one of mine Two turkeys on t......Read the rest...

...no bacon gut achin’ ice cream left scene faux “no thankies” hide my crankies supplement doesn’t dent appetite up all night low-cal goop messy poop fart unseen gas ‘o lean ......Read the rest...

...Plain White Bread There is something said for plain white bread, It’s the wheat and oats I really dread. And real sugar, not that blue or pink, Nothing artificial, I tend to think. Give me mi......Read the rest...