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Quit Yer Bellyachin'

Stop complainin’ ‘bout how much yer stomach hurt It’s yer own fault that yer feelin’ that way Got a heavy Ding Dong diet of cream-filled, empty truth lies Low-cal info givin’ ya no energy news blues Creatin’ irregular bowel movements that keeps sendin’ ya ta da bathroom It’s yer own double dog fault, so quit yer bellyachin’ Just pop a truth pill that gives the fizz ... suck the liquid medicin’ down, drink all of it And change yer diet, change it quick Otherwise, yer gonna keep gettin’ sick

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Date: 7/23/2017 9:28:00 AM
He needs to change channels, not his food source. Good one Freddie...
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Date: 7/23/2017 8:03:00 AM
Love "the Low-cal info givin' ya no energy news blues." lol This is a hilarious poem Freddie. Thanks for the chuckle.
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Date: 7/23/2017 6:03:00 AM
Yes certainly dont agree with those low cal diets either. If anything it makes you put on more weight following them. Great write Freddie, made me smile, been there done that. Now its just good sensible eating in moderation....Maria
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Date: 7/22/2017 9:48:00 PM
yo, i can so relate with calorific bingeing, lol... downright amazing, freddie... huggs
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Date: 7/22/2017 1:16:00 PM
Love it :)
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Date: 7/22/2017 11:02:00 AM
Oh my gosh Freddie. I have to keep this one as a FAV. This is a classic! Funny !! :) I love it :)
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