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Loretta Poems - Poems about Loretta


Loretta Devil ---- to the tune of Cruella Devil
Loretta Devil Loretta Devil She thinks she's queen of the hill When she's hitting that herb at will The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare All the people beware She's like a star with no skill Watch out for Loretta Devil At first you think she's deranged But then you smell that skunk on the range And realize her eyes are so...

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Categories: loretta, age, crazy, funny, health,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Loretta Hen Wore a Bikini
Loretta was wearing a bikini with polka dots that dazzled. We were loving her attitude, it was wild, sweet and razzled. Many were fearful for she had more confident than most. I liked her a lot when I realized she was my henhouse host. She played Beach boy’s music, and you know it’s always right. She was dancing with joyful...

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Categories: loretta, animal,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Ode To Loretta Lee
Loretta Lee can entertain herself better than most people I see I check on old people who live in suburbs of Knoxville, Tennessee. some are sad and lonely, harpy, yelling “poor me, woe is me.” this has never been the case with the resilient and lovely Loretta Lee. she has hobbies, interests, ideas, and projects most never will see. making...

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Categories: loretta, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Monorhyme
The Day Loretta Lynn Died
A train crashed into the night people watched under closed eyelids. I made coffee like I always do. I sat down to drink it like I usually do. Have I really ever clearly seen anything? Did you ever grow a mustache thick and tough enough to singalong? Coal miners are drinking the last rays of a sooty sun. Mind wanders, but her voice was always...

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Categories: loretta, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Three Lines For Sister Loretta and Two For Me
Where are you sister? Ground chews sweet leaves Wind fans fall tree particles. Sufis whip up Lily air. I know the Loves are always....

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Categories: loretta, earth, farewell, seasons,
Form: Free verse



Loretta Part 2
We went away heaps of times, to busso, gerro, freo, york, bunbury and albany I remember most the latter and how you wrecked my bike so horribly I carried it up a hill, while you went to get the ute But after awhile I decided to cycle the damned route We found a little restaurant called HK's Not sure it...

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Categories: loretta, girlfriend, kiss, lost love,
Form: Rhyme
Loretta Part 1
Hey Loretta, here's a poem just for you written by an admirer who's feelin quite blue We met at Oggies on a sunny winters day Just around the corner from your place, I'd say We hopped around from table to table following the sun We drank hot chocolate and coffee by the ton When I came to your house for dinner,...

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Categories: loretta, angst, farewell, for her,
Form: Rhyme
Cover Me, Loretta
cover me, loretta let me feel your skin react let me feel your soul consume me like the feeling of warm soup on a cold sunday cover me, loretta enliven me with the unique warmth of your buttocks let me feel the creative climate of your bosoms take me away to enchanted waves of paradise cover me, loretta humor me please with...

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Categories: loretta, beautiful, black african american,
Form: Free verse
Loretta Lockhorn Kisses the Floor
Loretta Lockhorn Kisses the Floor By Elton Camp Leroy’s drinking his wife does hurt Likewise, how he chases every skirt His earning power isn’t very great A fact that Loretta often does berate And it comes as no surprise Her cooking he does criticize At shopping she’s no expert The family budget does hurt One day she fainted dead away Because of what leroy did...

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Categories: loretta, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Hey! Hey! Loretta!
Hey Hey Loretta what do you say When nobody cares if your heart matters A princess with clothing in tatters From Nelson to these tree-lined streets Where all the artsy business types meet Hey Hey Hey Hey Just go away Tired for your voice everyday Tired of how you wouldn't have it any other way So goodbye now and have a good day I...

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Categories: loretta,
Form: Ballad

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