Unrequited car rearing paramours of yesteryear

Ford score and...Chevy five years ago, my Model A strapping handsome big bro, (who sped like one speeding Triumph font lee, crow), wing, & swooping Thunderbird, with bold face observers whistling Geronimo (Holy Jeep), this meant war whooping Comanche decked out as armadillo kicking up red feathery colored dust devils rivaling the fastest Alfa Romeo (while choking, gagging, loo sing russett sputum flecked with true grit mouthful size of Colorado) easily mistaken for masked Zorro speeding across rugged terrain of Durango, ah recall and reminisce, and if cup ear just so can still hear (albeit faintly), a toy Yoda Echo wing nsync with Lake Woebegone prairie home companion, the little known no nonsense visiting drag queen racer Noah N. Gin poe cur face (born that way) originally from Malibu, a beautiful Corvair with Corsair, now resembling groveling growling Gremlin, in slow-mo what with his Smashface ugly enough to scare Apollo the ghost of David Buick, a poor entrepreneur, who never did make good profit re: Coupe, and could not Dodge nor shoo away, the Stealth fearsome curse of Aries nibble Viper moo ving fast as greased lightning, (whereby an Eagle Talon flashed like Spitfire akin too Austin-Healey Sprite) full Caprice out of the (sir really yon) blue celestial vault outer limits, hue mans avoided only brave Caravan Voyager Goo Goo Doll dared (only fools rushed in, ignoring, and dodging Fiat, where angels feared to tread), a Motley Crue shielded with Fisker Karma (credit), no matter last payments way overdue sought out (with Escort in tow) - actually two yup, that ever elusive Holy Grail, thus needed to Focus with much ado about nothing, while brows scrunched – mad as Jew pitter by Zeus snorting like angry red Taurus bulls - do tee fully kicking up Tempo like nobody's business ready to serve their Mazda at heart, a Legacy Sub (burr rue) tricked up as a gnu that's all Volks-wagon bidding adieu before I Escalade from ridiculous to the sublime.