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My Fido was booked into the vets
To remove his ‘love making’ assets
He was due for an op
Where his ‘bits’ got the chop
No puppies; I’d have no regrets
We arrived near the vet’s surgery
Fido yelped that he needed to wee
He heard another dog bark
Then scampered off to the park
And escaped so far away from me
To cut a long story quite short
Young Fido he could not be caught
It can’t be discounted
That doggy he mounted
I’ll admit I was very distraught!
When Fido responded to heel
His fate at the vets I did seal
He’s quickly sedated
(Poor actions berated)
His stitches will dissolve and heal!
When musing, I shouldn’t get mad
His doggy behaviour was bad
Though Fido was ‘dog gone’
His line continues on
Six puppies, look just like their dad!
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"I have the best news," my bestie Mar said. She leaned close and whispered this magical, secret news into my right ear.
"WHEN?" I yelped.
"TODAY!" she exclaimed.
I clapped my hands and giggled with sheer delight.
"It's a secret," Mar cautioned me. "We are all in it, as a surprise for her cousin. Her cousin had been down in the dumps the entire time Onisha had been on Planet Earth (PE).
Yes, folks we angels could choose or not choose PE, it's a hard road to travel. PE is the ultimate learning planet, one of the most difficult learning planets to tackle. The goal of this planet is to learn life lessons about sadness, sorrow, death, and somehow take those lessons and create joy, peace and love. If you were allowed a crack at PE, you were a special, highly-intelligent, creative angel. Few were chosen.
Onisha's cousin, had no idea what we were all whispering about. Cousin had shut herself down twenty-three years ago after Onisha had announced her plans to tackle Planet Earth. The rumor is that cousin had stayed up all night, beg-whining, trying to talk Onisha out of it. Onisha had already selected her parents, and she was looking forward to the challenge, so she went in spite of cousin's misery.
From what we were hearing from the view towers, Onisha had made a high success of herself on PE. She was well-loved, well-thought of, tenacious, kind, respectful; one of the best souls Earth had ever seen.
At 2:18 Mar whispered this to me. "The faerie angels left a few minutes ago in the golden chariots to meet Onisha"
They were back by 2:29. We were all gathered on the tulip hill, even though it's supposed to be forbidden to wait like this. A cheer went up and kept up for several minutes as we watched Onisha jump out and run straight into the arms of her cousin!
Life on Heaven does not get much better than this.
See you soon!
The dog and the flea decided to compete
The dog said to the flea, ‘I bet you can’t get me.’
The flea said to the dog, ‘you wait and see.’
‘I can get you what ever you do,
you can’t get away from me.’
The dog said to the flea,’ I can run faster that you can hop.
You don’t stand a chance, your hop I can stop.’
I can hop high and get you from on top
Said the flea to the dog, the dog was a bit shocked.
You can’t fool me said the dog to the flea
I can jump higher than you can even see.
.
The dog and the flea stood looking at each other
Neither wanted to give way.
The flea hopped up high, high in the sky
The dog yelped and jumped as though he could fly.
It was a mistake the flea landed on the dog,
the dog landed on the ground.
Neither the flea nor the dog won that day.
As they were hit by the truck the corner coming round.
Anybody could teach kindergarten my husband said
Why don’t you try it suggested his wife, Mrs. Ned.
So he signed up to sub, and went running in.
Pretty soon he had kindergarteners pulling on his chin.
Stop that! He yelped. That is my beard, and it hurts.
The urchins giggled and pinched him and threw on him dirts.
He ran out screaming and brought the principal back in.
Don’t expect me to help you, he told him. They tickle my chin.
The two men together sat in the corner bawling away.
As the happy kindergarteners danced around them that day.
The good news is that Mr. Ned never again did say
“Go to school, honey, where all you do is play.”
Syrup the cat was a sous- chef, her soup hit the spot.
her concoctions of rabbit and mice made a fine pot
you cannot make me taste that. You cannot! Cannot!
yelled an out-of-control kitten who was a bit of a snot.
Syrup kept stirring her concoction of kibble and bit.
she did not mind at all that the child was having a fit.
harried mother of the tabby kitten put down her sweater of knit.
giving a responsibility lecture to her child, a chit wit.
child’s loud wailing and mewing did not make her mommy proud.
her antics were ridiculous, annoying, and totally loud.
grandma said watch this, and she threw soup into child’s mouth.
yummy in my tummy! The kitty yelped as the soup traveled south.
Sing to tune of "Teen Angel" if you are old enough to know that tune!
That fateful night we brought you home,
you looked so sweet and cute,
but when I sat you on my lap,
you pooped on my new suit.
We realized you were still young;
you needed to be trained.
But after months of accidents,
our carpets all were stained.
(Refrain)
Bad doggie, so annoying,
what now - are you destroying?
Are you dead or doing well
and putting someone else through hell?
We hired a professional
to help us deal with you.
But nothing worked, and even worse,
you then began to chew.
Ignoring bones, you chewed our shoes,
our walls, our chairs, the gate!
And so we had to keep you in
a store-bought plastic crate!
(refrain)
Bad doggie, so annoying,
what now - are you destroying?
Are you dead or doing well
and putting someone else through hell?
You yelped and howled inside your cage.
We put you out in back.
But in the yard you barked and barked
like some crazed maniac.
And then you started digging holes.
You dug through dirt and grass.
You got away and then you bit
our neighbor on the ass.
(Refrain)
Bad doggie, so annoying,
what now - are you destroying?
Are you dead or doing well
and putting someone else through hell?
We paid the neighbor's doctor bill
and paid a hefty fine.
But tied up barking in the back,
you made the neighbors whine.
And so we took you to the pound.
The last I heard was that. .
you fled, and while they search for you,
we've gone and bought a cat!
(Refrain)
Bad doggie, so annoying,
what now - are you destroying?
Are you dead or doing well
and putting someone else through hell?
(bad doggie, bad doggie. . . please don't return)
Aunt Marilda’s house and closet were full of felines of all types.
long-haired, short-haired, tabbies, pumas, and mice-hunting snipes.
we knew what we were inheriting when she passed on a rainy day.
who is going to clean out those animals? Asked persnickety aunt Kay.
there were live ones in addition to the ones on the chairs in the kitchen.
my aunt was irritated about her hoarder sister, she could not stop ’n.
six nieces and one nephew were not eager to stay for the show.
there were three living sisters, and they were all “in the know”.
Gladys took the closet, Stephanie and Yvetee cleaned out her stove.
there surely is not a cat inside that! Said my uncle who hid in an alcove.
they are everywhere! Said a niece who had brought along six live traps.
she had already caught sixteen of them and said “maybe this is a wrap!”
Aunt Marilda’s pots and pants, curtains, and shower stall all had cats.
some sat on their plump oversized bottoms; some were chasing rats.
one cat way up high hissed at everyone who came anywhere near.
cat shoes were found in the closet. Steph yelled “Marilda is here!”
we nieces and nephews were not sure exactly what she meant.
until we began smelling cinnamon, cloves, and peppermint.
popular scents of Aunt Marilda, her spirit must be quite near.
uncle yelled at the cat “Marilda, get your petootsie down here!”
Black cat jumped off the counter as if he had fallen from a nest.
Leaped onto Uncle’s shirt and slid down, tearing up his chest.
It’s Marilda all right! Uncle yelped. She always despised me.
His sisters cackled like witches as they drank their orange tea.
Amazing acrobats astound awe-stricken audiences. Amy always asks about acts already arranged.
Bouncing bears balance beach balls. Bobby Bear bicycled behind Betsy Bear.
Crazy clowns crash carelessly. Carousels circle clockwise.
Daring demonstrations dazzle dazed dreamers. Dopey donkeys dance diligently.
Elegant elephants elate everyone, eating everything enjoyable. Eight elephants execute exciting entertainment.
Forty-five feisty flamethrowers fiercely fight fires.
Great Gambino gulps gigantic gems gingerly, giving gasping gazers giggles. Genuine gigantic gorillas gaze goofily.
Hefty horses heave hefty hounds, howling harmoniously. Heavyweights hurl hug hippos. “Hasn’t hurt him,” Hugo Heavy huffed.
Iris indicated it’s impolite if I’m interested in inquiring into immersion into icing.
Joshua juggled joyfully. Jeremiah just jumped jackasses.
Kissing kangaroos kiss kids kindly. Karate kicking kids keep kicking.
Lions lounge lavishly leaving lookers laughing loudly. Lollipop licking llamas licked Lional Lion lovingly.
Many men make mountainous merriment. Mules march, munching Mayberries.
Nineteen nutty nags named Nancy nudge naysayers near nets.
Orange orangutans obey old-timers, opening obese objects.
Portly Peter Penguin parades past pretty Penny Penguin. Penny paused, politely preening. People purchase peanuts.
Quilting-bee queens quickly quiet quails. Quarantined quibbling quackers quickly quiet.
Rabbits run rampant. Robert requests refreshments.
Silly seals steamroll stalled stallions, snorting soundly. Six stallions stomp successively, surrounding such silly seal.
Tumblers take to the trapeze. Three tall tents tower, taller than two tightropes, two trapezes, three tumblers.
Ursula untied ugly umbrellas.
Vexed Venetians volleyed violently.
Wondrous wide-eyed watchers wooed weighted-down wagons.
X-rays x-hausted Xena
Youngsters yelled, yanks yelped.
Zany Zelda’s zebras zigzagged.
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Once there were a covey of quails. They lived in Paw-Paw's homestead. There they shared there days with rabbits and chickens, who often fought over the feed and mealworms feed to them. One day a cat wondered into the feeding area and began to look over the rabbits and chickens, the puppies playing in the yard noticed this and went to ask the cat it's intentions. The cat said" scram bucko the tender's are ah callin" the puppies laughed and told the cat that this was there watch and ' aint no cat task chore feez" where happening here, " you get that catty eat 'em up"" you get that" the biggest puppy said.The wared the cat that an ole fox was wondering around and he too better look out for him. "What ever he said I aint scared of no fox!" "The Puppies said scram bucko". Yes sir said the hungry kitty who turned it's back and walked off, I get it: I get it loud and clear" the cat walked away and everything was quiet on the homestead again.
Oh, somewhere around noon, the quailes started calling bob white. It was so annoying that they cat said,"Shut up will you we are tryna get some sleep"! The quailses keep on calling "Bob white": the cat stood and said' I'm coming over there and gonna make you quailes shut up!" One of the quailes answered saying" Come- on and do it, if you got the nerves". The cat responded, I got the nerves, I'll be right over"!
And then we noticed that on the field edge the tall grasses had parted and a sly evil eyed fox was looking. " oh lord said one of the hen's,my lord it's the fox!" Rabbits and chickens and quails started for cover. "Bob White the quailes yelped!" " The high pitched shrieks of the rabbits and the cackling of the hens, warned the dogs to stand and defend!. The barking puppies all came ah running. The fox hungry and unbothered crouched and did his stalking act to then pounce upon one oof the quailes.
I was six and in first grade,
When my teacher came to visit.
I hung around the house that day,
'Cause I didn't want to miss it.
Miss Henderson was very nice,
And her rule number one,
Was to get to know each pupil,
To know us one on one.
She followed Mom into the house,
Being polite and proper.
Mama set out tea and cakes,
And told me not to bother.
She wanted things to be just right,
To make a good impression.
She wanted to discuss with her,
My manners and my lessons.
Before she left my mom gave her,
A tour about the house.
They visited the garden,
Where Smokey caught a mouse.
He looked up and saw me,
And brought it straight to me.
He stood there with it in his mouth,
And eyed me carefully.
Then he dropped it at my feet.
It scurried fast away.
It ran across the teacher's foot,
She yelped and jumped away.
Smokey ran and got the mouse,
And brought it back alive.
"One more time." he seemed to say,
The teacher nearly died.
"He's brought it back! Oh sakes alive!
Lets go back in the house!"
"Don't be afraid' , I said to her,
'He's teaching me to mouse."
Mama laughed out loud at that,
The teacher was averse.
"Do they always play like that?"
"Oh no, sometimes it's worse."