Dooshay the Clown
Dooshay the Clown, with an evil smile so wide,
So ugly and scary he made people run and hide.
Dooshay was loud, rude, arrogant and mean
He was the most unfunny clown I have ever seen.
Dooshay was truly sinister with ice blue eyes that would stare
His lack of personal hygiene, brought a rotten stench to the air.
"I am the smartest clown to ever live!" he would loudly proclaim,
Bullying others was his sick little game.
He thought he was the most handsome clown ever, second to none
But he was morbidly obese, dumber than a rock and not very fun.
The loved looking in the mirror, thinking no other clown can compare.
He believed that no circus could find a more amazing clown anywhere
Dooshay had a short fuse. His temper tantrums were like an angry storm.
He had little regard for others. His heart was far from warm.
He was cruel and manipulative and enjoyed gaslighting.
He loved starting trouble and enjoyed fighting.
Dooshay had a sense of superiority, he thought he had lots of wits and smarts.
He was smug and pretentious and was in love with the smell of his own farts.
He thought he was a ladies man, beautiful women were his to pick.
He was unaware that no one wanted his flacid little deek.
Dooshay, walked with his red nose in the air as he strutted so proud,
He would get cry and pout when he heard no cheers from the crowd.
Behind his back they would mock him and roll their eyes.
Dooshay the Clown was such a good liar that he believed his own lies.
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