Long Twelfth day Poems

                 On the first day of yuletide my dear presented me

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Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus

Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly 
still felt dehydration, physical 
fatigue and soreness,
which possibly linkedin
to using stationary bicycle.

Our bed (mine and...

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On the first day of Christmas my hubby gave to me
A large whoopie pie

On the Second day of Christmas my hubby gave to me
Two fishing poles and a large whoopie pie

On the third day of...

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On the first day of Christmas, my honey bestowed on me
A reflection of the love he has for me.

On the second day of Christmas, my honey bestowed on me
Two dreams come true, and
A reflection of...

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On the first day of Christmas,
the holiday gave to me,
a headache bigger than Texas.

On the second day of Christmas,
the holiday pain for me,
was two sore feet and a
headache bigger than Texas.

On the third day of...

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On the first day of Christmas, my dear God* granted me
  many blessings abundantly free
On the second day of Christmas, my dear God granted me
   2 sacks of corn and many blessings...

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Placed Second in: 
This or That, Vol. 23 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Edward Ibeh


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"Just live a little, Hawaiian style!" Quote by Hawaiian Style Band.

On the first day of Christmas, my tutu gave to me,
-- (and...) a-*Ne-ne-Goose-un-der-a-gua-va-tree.
(guava fruits are the best part of their diet--trust me)

On the second day...

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On the first day of Nollick my true love gave to me
A Manx cat but there’s no tail to see

On the second day of Nollick my true love gave to me
Two kipper baps, and a...

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On the first day of Christmas
my true love shared with me
a hope of being covid free.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love shared with me
Two sanitisers,
With hope of being covid free.

On the third day...

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On the first day of Christmas Florida gave to me
A palm tree with color lights.

On the second day of Christmas Florida gave to me
Two Publix subs,
And a palm tree with color lights.

On the third day...

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 On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
a starling on a juniper tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two briny shrimp
and a starling on...

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On the first day of Christmas my granny gave to me, an ornament to put on the Christmas tree
On the second day of Christmas my granny gave to me, two jingle bells and an ornament...

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On the Twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me,
Twelve royal garments,
Eleven scarlet short shirts,
Ten pretty pigeons,
Nine tiny scorpions,
Eight vampire videos,
Seven withered flowers,
Six golden-red coins,
Five lovely setsssssss;
Four he-goat heads,
Three red pork,
Two sacks of rice,...

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The Twelve Days of my Christmas Wedding

On the first day of Christmas for what it did to me a bride the size of a balsam tree
On the second day of Christmas for what it did...

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On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A starfish from the vast sea
On the Second day a Christmas my true love gave to me...
Two crabs crawling and a starfish from the...

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On the first day of Christmas my doggie brought to me, pee-pee under my tree

On the second day of Christmas my doggie brought to me, two licks of love and pee-pee under my tree 

On...

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On the first day of Christmas my loved ones gave to me,
And a plate of turkey butties.

On the second day of Christmas my loved ones gave to me,
Two girly books,
And a plate of turkey butties.

On...

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On the first day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me 
a wet nose on my cheek

On the second day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me
Two paws for shaking and 
a wet nose on my cheek

On...

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On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A partridge in a pear tree.

I have a Bradford pear tree in
My front yard,
But what the heck is a partridge?

I think a partridge is a...

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It’s Thursday morning, the twelfth day lock-down here. While sitting cozily in my room’s balcony with a bible and ukulele, some tiny birds perch tamely at the balustrade inviting me to play the most romantic...

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FOREWORD: I have no idea if this actually works... I’ll let you decide

TWELTH KNIGHT

If you truly love me you shall do as I ask
To demonstrate your ardour, I set for you this task
I shall not...

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Here in Central Ohio, when winter's chill descends, 
We celebrate for twelve whole days, our Yuletide dividends. 
Deep within the Buckeye land, where Aesculus genus grows, 
We throw our hands up with delight as C-bus...

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
        A puppy that wouldn’t stop peeing on my tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true...

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On the first day of Christmas,
my eldest brother Reuben said to me:
“Let us all serve Jesus Christ only”

On the second day of Christmas,
my older sibling Simeon said to me:
“To the LORD, let us send our...

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