Long Swine Poems
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Young ladies don’t cast your pearls before swine,
For their motives have many warning signs,
Cherish your beauty in everyway,
My darling sisters think twice before your so quick to lay,
Don’t become another statistic,
Remember your body is purely artistic,
Don’t sell your soul to a ravenous fool,
This is not just a promise, it is a lifelong tool,
Young princess, that’s who you really are,
Spare yourselves the unnecessary scars,
For out of the heart comes lies and deceit,
While you’re looking for love,
They are looking for fresh flesh to eat,
My angels, guard your treasure above all,
For at any moment you may slip up and fall,
Charm is deceptive and kisses from an enemy come with a price,
Don’t allow a void inside to become a blinded vice,
My darlings, saver your purity and youth,
Someday the right one will come to you with respect and truth,
Just be patient, and love yourself first,
Look above if you question your worth,
For a rose so beautiful and rare,
Has no idea what heaven has prepared.
By: Sabina Nicole
No, sad-looking lady,
leave out you pathetic pity;
I left someone for your sake...
she had lips of honey:
wasn't it a big mistake?
Words that hurt aren't mine,
you shouted them too aloud,
taking my anger in stride;
I didn't really understand
the frantic behavior of a swine
that cried out, igniting the fire!
No, vengeful lady,
come to grips with reality;
hurting me is cruelty...
this feeling triggers more hostility!
No, vengeful lady...
I don't approve pf your insanity!
Words that hurt aren't mine,
an examine of conscience.
is needed on your part;
words that hurt aren't mine!
Get rid of pretense just once:
whatever you say is not smart!
Those words that hurt aren't mine,
they're dumb and out of line!
Dear Readers: In an effort to contribute my bit to the revelry of this day which is usually dedicated to sheer nonsense, I'd like to introduce a Q and A series I call "Grins and Groaners"...rated PG for Puns Galore...which is also dedicated to sheer nonsense.
...Happy April Fool's Day, P S...
Q: What would you call a straight-laced swine copulating with a small, rotund garden rodent?
A: A square pig in a round vole.
Q: What might be an occasional "hook-up" between some homosexual vicars?
A: Reverending.
Q: What is the story of a dyslexic girl who loses a glass slipper at a palace ball?
A: Prinderella and the Cince.*
*Not entirely original. I heard it somewhere, but can't remember where.
Q: What is the weekly meeting at Starbuck's of a group of bronchially challenged ladies?
A: A coughy clatch.
Q: For theatre and film buffs, what do you call the fibbin' in December?
A: The lyin' in Winter. (The Lion in Winter)
Q: How do genealogists in Edinburgh go about constructing a family tree?
A: By connecting the Scots.
Q: What is a reference to someone with "Bette Davis eyes"?
A: An optical allusion.
Q: What is the name of an ornamental fish that lunched on a thousand chips?
A: Helen of koi.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and Muhammad?
A: About six hundred years.
Q: What's another term for "killing with kindness"?
A: Assault and flattery.
Form:
The rotten apple in the cart,
And lowest of the low,
A waste of space, a waste of time,
And not a joy to know,
A heartless witch, a nasty troll,
A trouble-making shrew,
The creature from the Black Lagoon,
And pile of doggy do,
A hateful, wicked bag of slime,
A monster hated for all time.
The mould was broken at her birth,
This angel, dear and sweet,
This blossom, delicate and fair,
Refined from head to feet,
This paragon of virtue glows,
A pearl before the swine,
A perfect rose amongst the thorns,
Champagne compared with wine,
A treasure trove, a swan, a dove,
And saintly lady filled with love.
For Vie’s Let me have it, then kiss my petunia contest
She said " With you I wonder what life would be like"
Its OK its awright this girls a champs maskot
Love, pain, passports, sex, drugs, fast forward
Money stacked up, anything you ask for
I supply the passion all night therefore
You're messing with a real friend thats right
Running circles around his ass all night
And I might be carrying heavy metal and my speakers be blaring this
The A Team i camoflauge my pain Assassins double agents keep it Classified
The cameras at the red light see you in your bra right by my side
I'm in the city after nightfall see the lights
I never cast my pearl before swine
Shooting stars , stars fall, battle scars and glass hearts I never break
I just wanna jump your bones
Toss your head back laugh loud
Wheigh the pros and cons baby I'm still calm
Put it in park and turn up your sexdrive
She said " baby I been bad to you"
He said " baby I Never made love but I promise to be good to you though"
Don't argue with stupidity for it's a losing battle.
Don't cast pearls of wisdom 'neath the feet of swine who trample,
Everything that's in their path devouring all that's good,
'Stead of thinking of tomorrow as good sense would say they should.
A murderous swine thinks but for now, he feeds his hunger now.
Tomorrow is another day why think of when or how,
His next meal will come to him, he'll worry then about it.
He'll just take care of here and now and so tomorrow's forfeit.
He can't see that he destroys that which feeds him daily.
He continues on his way devouring, gorging gaily.
He cannot see that he prepares his own neck for a noose,
So he continues to destroy and kills the golden goose.
Oh, God bless the beasts,
that have no voice,
that have no choice.
We can't really see
the world they see,
or know what they truly want and feel,
until they can talk to us
in a proper conversation...
"Ben, the two of us, need look no more.
We've both found, what we were looking for!"
"I am the walrus -
"My horse named 'Ed', really talks to me -
But no one believes me!"
Speak to the animals, Bro!
Hear them please -
They wanna be - talking...
Just like me - squawking ...
Just like You and Me!
Just imagine it?
Chatting to a chimp in chimpanzee,
Yackking for a while with a Yak.
Cozen with a cheetah, dozing.
Talking with your dog in Pekingese.
Slinking up to your cat with soft whispers.
Speaking in rhinoceros, feline, equine,
swine, cackle, yelp, crab or pelican.
Stop your blabber!
Start talking with the animals ....
for real, using the AI 'Speak to Me Bro' App now!
Don't bark, meow, squawk, squeak and argue!
What they're really saying is:
"Just talk to me!"
"I wanna be like you, walk like you."
"Talk like you, too."
Any old ape, horse, chicken, worm, dog, pig or cat
can learn to be human too!
You'll see it's true!
Just Say: "Someone like you,
can learn to be,
like someone like me."
"In the jungle,
the mighty jungle,
the lion sleeps tonight".
Speak to the animals, Bro!
Hear them please -
They wanna be - talking...
Just like me - squawking ...
Just like You and Me!
If your coming into life
won't be of any good to others,
your presence is so worthless;
your sight is bleary
and your senses are blunt;
you may be tumultous as the wind,
be derisive,reckless and noisy...
lawless and imprudent in you hunt,
but what you capture is your own kind!
I like to see the good things prevail
over the ones that cause dispair;
I value life in all its beauty,
to strenghten the confidence in my creed...
All mending has to be done
before death and darkness arrive
with the hunger of a swine;
they'll take, without prejudice,
anybody who seeks solace...
and if mischievousness or mirth
tries to buy your way out of it...
your punishiment will be imminent!
There are many risks that should be avoided,
the ones that impair your judgement;
caution and wisdom promise a longer life
and make your living absolute;
prayers are not to be considered
as futile as an imbecile's laugh...
to imply that your presence is so worthless!
Kavanaugh the Jury’s out, guilty or not guilty... you decide!
Supreme judge divine
or lying swine?
Suspect Diaper
Smelly and crappy
must change nappy!
Phew what’s that smell
Left parting ‘gift’
farted in lift!
Hangover from hell
Too much drink ...
sick in sink
Burning from both ends
Oops, I forgot
chillies are hot!
Vasectomy Clinic Appointment
Undoes his zip –
time for snip!
Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Driving his car -
dropped his cigar!
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in 2040 in a small town in
near Seattle.
A Group of college students
on a class assignment found
a briefcase with the words
"GODSENT" on the front.
they pried open the case and found
documents addressed to " Fittall Morris"
from the governments of Mongolia and Cuba.
The documents illustrated how these governments
paid researchers to create a disease that would
create panic throughout the world.
The documents were dated July 9 2001.
Other documents found in the briefcase
illustrated the success of creating an
upper respiratory virus, and injecting it
into wild animals throughout the world.
One document was dated November 3, 2019.
It detailed the use of a pig bladder filled with water
thrown into a fire and the steam releasing the virus.
the other spoke of injecting swine and cattle
before feast and festivals
so that the handlers of these animals
would carry the virus to
the people they contacted.
These students most medical student
took these documents serious, they
handed them over to a Professor at the College
( which must remain Nameless, for Security concerns)
the facts of this incident bought the professor to believe
that someone used a time traveling devise to
bring the document there for some unknown reason.
The condition of the briefcase looked new, it smelled new,
but the materials it was made from would not
register when carbon dated tested. The paper
that the documents were on were not of wood fiber, or plastic, but
a fiberey material unknown to that time.
some of the instructions within the briefcase
were made giving instruction
of building a shelter that would house a remedy
within the walls.
it detailed the motion devise that would
administer the vaccine for cure and remedy.
but it didn't say why humans shouldn't handle the vaccine.
it only spoke of the science of medicine.
that the cure would most likely be derived from the virus, and it would
communicate either from defeat or overpowering the host.