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Premium Member Night Invaders

It rained on and on.
the fire in the hearth
had long died out.
hunger grew,	
frustration raged.

vultures swooped down
 to feed on flesh in the night
half willing, half resenting,
surrendered, rather subdued,

desire spilled over,
bristles pricking
from organ to organ
thrusting and tearing 
devouring in greedy gulp

waves surged past the log

passion spent,
hunger appeased,
purse strings loosened,
silver coins tinkled.

amply paid,
her wages of shame……!
the toil not wasted!

nights came one by one
creatures of the night frequented her more often
and the scenes were constantly replayed

though she abhorred them,
 there was no other go, but yield

 ‘exploring hands encounter(ed) no defense’.
each night closed in smutty h(r) ut,
when the h(r)ut turned a prostitute,
she started to rot.

feeble she grew,
languid she became,
body thinned,
energy waned,
ailments plagued,
and
immunity lost!

now,
she lives an outcast.

a luscious fruit 
blighted by the worms!

no more nocturnal invaders…..
no inebriated blather falls in her ears

only the hoot of owls !

___________________________


June.16.2022

Placed Fourth

Creatures of the Night Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Julia Ward


Premium Member Nudge Nudge - Wink Wink

[Title changed from ‘Double Talk’ as I’ve
used that title before]
                     ________

This was the place that he’d chosen to go
They do a great starter of avocado
Everyone ordered the same starter there
And he'd always wink and say what a nice pear

His girl said this could be a very nice date
But please don’t be smutty or I’ll get irate

The cafe was German, renowned for its wurst
Each lady he liked he would take her there first
Which allowed him to use a one liner or two
Like I’m gonna get a hot sausage for you

Again his date felt that she must speak her mind
Speak dirty again and I’ll leave you behind 

As for desert, there was one choice to make
She didn’t want ice cream so she ordered cake 
His choice of words might have upset his mother
When he said I’d like a bit of the other

His date said what is it you don’t understand
Your double entendres are way out of hand 

Tell me she said, do you like horses
He said I've been on a few riding courses 
Nowadays I stick to my trusty land-rover
As I always struggled to get my leg over

That’s it, she bellowed, your mind is too shady
I only want you to treat me like a lady

He said I get nervous, don’t know what to say
She said lose the smut and you're doing okay 
Talk about family... or friends if you’d rather
Okay he said... how’s your father
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Funny hat joke

" All the funny jokes are a bit smutty" :(  ~~ The poet~~


Such a sunny day, yet the lake was mine, not a soul to be seen.
Too good to be true the place to myself quieter than it had ever been.

Leaving my clothes beside a small bush I decided to go for a swim.
But when I came back everything was gone, left only a hat with a torn brim.

No undies no sox not a thing to put on, I had to cover all with that hat.
On the way home, an old woman laughed,  “Oh my goodness what is that?“ 

“Madam if you were a lady you wouldn’t laugh at the predicament I am at" 
She replied “ Well if you were a gentleman you would tip your hat !’’
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member We Were Country Folks

From Grades one to eight,
I attended a private Catholic school,
my fertile father fathered thirteen children,
and begrudgingly, the school board coveted our souls
for the tax revenue alone.
So, they sent a bus to pick us up,
for we were country folks
and it was nine miles to town.
I remember when I was ten
and my teacher sent me to the principal's office,
to explain my egregious behavior.
My teacher claimed I was obtuse
and mischievous,
referencing the matter of my gross graffiti.
It seems she saw the smutty drawings
I drew of her on the men's rooms stalls
and swore I was due for a rude awakening.
The principal, a nun, wasn't having any of it
screaming I must be evil,
or perhaps on drugs.
That was her opinion of every student
attending her strict school,
she had little regard for our souls.
If it were up to her
she'd have a priest consecrate the school,
so that mine and all other demon souls,
would be banished from her holy place forever.
And though I survived the indignity of her strap
that day; and the many more that followed,
the scars of those memories
cost me my faith.


(Free Verse)


08,20,2019

Premium Member For Terry, the Old Beggar

poverty's sharp edges cut off the grey beggar tonight.
monsoon rains overpoured, becoming grave floods, sweeping him
from the bridge, where he had often trolled with a fair measure of hope.

between coal-coloured stalactite teeth, his gross breath, wan mouth,
an endangered smile, oily eyes, raisin skin, copper hair;
loose, smutty digits outstretched for some particular solution—

change to spare, a bottle of coke, a hot dog, a lead pipe.
living phantom rattled young children, disquieted air
of the earth, his chamber and bath (ordinarily trivial)

to those beyond stones, cloth huts, the doldrums of the have-nots,
targets of practising mendicants—grateful for temu,
the credit card religions, pseudo-prada, black friday options
Form: Sijo


Soho's Blues


Simply absurd


Heard the news


Snotty residents


On pedants pews


Clear precedents


Vice do choose


Drive us potty


In arty farty mews


Latte & biscotti


With dotty views


Party always grotty


Spice will lose


A slutty hotty


Putty in her hand


Seedy queues


For smutty totty


Or bit of botty


Plenty of booze


A nutty hinterland


Hear our boos


Us well manned


Against this ruse


So underhand


With their coups


Good times banned


Westminster eschews


In pubs can't stand


Everyone poo poos


That's what's planned


If papers peruse


Chaos canned


Soho's Blues
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member My Favourite Things

Bagels have holes in, my garden has moles in
Some teeth have gold in and some text has bold in
Teeth, moles and text is a song no one sings
But holes must be some of my favourite things

Donuts have holes in, the ocean has shoals in
I’ve got a door that is letting the cold in
Seas, fish and doors to my life no joy brings
But holes must be some of my favourite things

Swiss cheese has holes in, a toy box has dolls in
It seems my TikTok has got many trolls in
Tik Tok, trolls and dolls do not give me wings
But holes must be some of my favourite things

When I get dirt 
On a new shirt
Or when I’ve been had
I think about holes and the joy each one brings
And then I know I’m……. not mad

My hand was unhurried, I typed this unworried
Had I been fearful, I might well have scurried
But I shall accept any flak that it brings
When I say that holes are my favourite things

I secretly hope that I’ve driven you nutty
You only read this cos it might be smutty
Yet sometimes a writer has tongue-in-cheek goals
But I truly love to suck mints that have holes

I call them Polos; you call them Lifesavers
Mints that have holes in and candies; five flavours
When I feel nervous or fear what life brings
Those holes must be one of my favourite things

When I get dirt 
On a new shirt
Or when I’ve been had
I think about holes and the joy each one brings
And then I know I’m……..
…………..
Not mad!
Form: Rhyme

Clover Four For Her

Plentiful clover carpet compresses
Set up, sat on, months of manuals 
Scripted mouth emits, put to practical test

Three leaf varieties finally defeated
Select among smutty monotonous menu
Virtuous entry through untainted eyes

Coveting customer jumps at his chance
Increased green providence giving
In response to her simplistic pitch

From a patch of debauchery, needing more
While desperate to escape, proposal hatched 
Parched plucked stem becomes framed image

Portrait four concedes its feature 
Velour wrapped, museum artefact
Standing on verbal agreement alone 

From her newborn forty year old soul
Sighs, exclamations, ancient albums emerge
Butterfly Marilyn Munroe emolument ascends 

Nectar injector helicopter hopeful clover hoverers 
Pick three leaved generic green challenges - 
Platter of arrangement layers sensation

Sweets tweased by fingers allergic to trauma
Avoiding at all cost chaos of civil gambles
Defence of dollars steps boldly, saves them

Delivers love instant pizza piping pineapple 
Peppers boundaries between enamour and business
Eaten with gusto of negotiations fixed 

Good luck grabs devoid of caution 
Displays desired quatro leaf, ego inflation 
Sprite ties his Tinkerbell in tacit consent




                      20th August 

                Renting Return Lust

Enjoy Every Sandwich





Heaven sent famed foodie pearl named after a chap from Kent

Treat with street cred neat feat stuff spread betwixt slice of bread 

Hell bent that sarnie blarney intent as naans bent unfurl rotis curl 

Tastebuds tamed twirl senses swirl a shame came from an Earl  

If spice thrills are your vice or instead perhaps fills you with dread 

Across the map.. bam.. bao..bahn mi or a bap.. cash well spent
 

Gutter scam peanut butter and jam glut just an instagram sham 

Tut..cram full of ham..croque monsieur or more glam his madame

Or unctuous wheeze of the rambunctious tease of the Portuguese 

Place booked am already hooked on a cheese toasty pan cooked

Slutty don’t give a damn.. a smutty chip butty lovely calorie slam
 
Wham bam decadent event prevent Hawaiian trying frying spam


Not being hasty Reubens are as tasty as cigars from the Cubans

Top grub can’t snub or choose a sub over jurassic classic the Club

Bocadillo peccadillo maybe tyro with gyro bambino with baby panino

Bespoked umami army of smoked salmon bagels or rye & pastrami

Shawarma true performer why magic number is 3 top of the tree BLT


Warren Zevon when terminal tumour did linger even had seminal humour

No rumour since a boy no glitch the singer was a finger food consumer

This baby boomer’s final pitch said without a hitch what made life rich 

Not being a snitch Warren a quote hatched as knew couldn’t be matched  

What did bewitch scratched that itch you can’t ditch because life’s a b*tch

The highlight another delight just dispatched so must “Enjoy Every Sandwich”
Form: Rhyme

U-Turn

U-turn
poem
Lionel Derbyshire

Death you swath
Out of the dark
You go everywhere
And bluff the hour
Bench your thirst
And slit your
Own throat
So you thirst no more
You horrid hire
Hold your hour
And turn around
Befall you wretch
And summon yourself
In your own smutty desire
Death you die.

Death you are dead
Vain , valid and blameless ..
You do defeat and stop
The pain I cannot.
Boot me ! I am hollow
Turn me into ash or dust
Under lid and handle
I cannot carry.
And never will
I be crowned a king
In a crowded 
Stingy and mean
Parody world ..
Nevertheless ..
Death you are 
Vain , valid and blameless .. 
ll keep alive
Death U-turn away.
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