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Introvert

I feel cooped up with silly string in my hair.
I think introverts are an astral projection.
Winter is a balled up stocking.

Even with silly string strung up in me.
I take a crack at the astral plane under my bed.
I feel slobbered on when I order pizza for myself.

I feel cooped up with a few of these friends.
Attached like a bottle cap.
Popped it off and poured that old “how are you?” out onto the floor.

Being an introvert and my mind is unsound.
It’s like the mattress tag says something crazy but no one would read it anyway.
I talk with my left tooth splayed out.

I think introverts are an astral projection of extroverts.
We are only real because we are each other’s carpet fibers in the same crime scene.
Or maybe I’m just some awkward friend who dropped the last chicken wing and you hated me forever.


The Game of Betrayal

Great opportunities knock in that door
But I’m terrified to see masks on the floor
Everyone pick the pieces of their stains,
Dominantly horrible to see evil as it reigns.

I had a strange premonition when I saw things,
Greed and betrayal is the game that well clings.
To walk in a river where the current is too strong,
Wounds can be obvious as pain does prolong.

Drops of blood all over those years
This enormous saga take me to fears.
Innocence starts to reveal the untold.
An eye opener that will bring to unfold.

I have my sword but who shall I kill?
I’m in a battle without bunch of boor skill.
Don’t trust because it might be a trap.
Never see myself slobbered and slammed.
Form: Rhyme

Five Fat Petals

Paisley at my bosom, soft head tadpoles
           Wrapped dependent, rest in trust cherubic
           Teeth buds plump palms grip my knee, betrothal
           Chatter germinates language sporadic
  
          
           Gurgled contentment, vowel upswings strangle
           Trance silence slumps little limbs from frantic
           Pure rapture adoration fresh angle
           Rock A Baby slobbered face romantic


          Blossomed brood, clan, cluster, fan club gaggle
          Toddle boldly confident beyond skill
          Awe for mundane magnifies appraisal 
          Frustration annulled, infantile stun still

        
          Sibling envy love wound rigid, rough rope
          Petals inseperable open with hope




           27th January
           Childish desires
Form: Sonnet

Premium Member Clearing the Cupboard

My only thought on love resembles this:
From such a distance I was nearly there,
I watched a couple strip each other bare.
They did a shot and shared a slobbered kiss,
and it was smooth and it went down like bliss.
He was the younger of the stumbling pair,
(she had a thing for youth, that saucy mare),
and twenty-seven drunk in thirty-six
conceives in thought a Marci’s likely fixed.
Besides of which, she didn’t seem to care,
and even arched her back to get him there -
to where the chromosomes of rum are mixed.
And so this couple, then, got shotgun hitched,
where he would drown like me, in a bone-dry ditch.

Norman Turns

They watched as the tentacles of the atomic industry spread.
A mycelium growth along the coastline.
Ever nearing the land beloved of Nicholson, a uniqueness being devoured.
False hope and promise.
and like the swans on the flooded mine, buried their heads, feeding on the scraps.
As Bank Head and Kirksanton suffered they slobbered, selective blindness to the cruelty.
The weak of the clutch removed from the nest.
It was their job to protect, to highlight the injustice.
But ever on they went dredging the depths, ignoring those whose plates were being stripped clean to feed them. 
Profitting on the misery of others.
Those who took their words as true, left helpless. 
The community that the poet exalted, different, deceived, and forever divided. 
Pioneers betrayed.
Windscale, Calder Hall built by them yet kept at distance to preserve our place. 
The poets castle restored on the “Unnecessary suffering”
Norman turns.
The shame.


Premium Member Pet-Sit Panic

I once volunteered to babysit a dog; really, how hard could that be?
She looked at me with pitiful eyes, “Would you please watch my little puppy?”

“Sure”, I said, “I’d love to do it.  Just bring him over tonight.”
“A little puppy”, is what she said, but that description didn’t fit him just right.

Only eight months old a puppy might be, that concept isn’t too hard,
But “little” isn’t an accurate word when describing a St. Bernard.

I didn’t slobber-proof myself or my things, didn’t know I had to do it,
My rain coat on and plastic coverings, was the only way I could get through it.

What he didn’t chew or eat right through he slobbered from bottom to top;
I chased him around with a leap and a bound; tracing every step with my new mop.

When she returned at the end of the week my apartment was quite the mess;
“Thank you so much, how can I repay you?” “Please, next time just loose my address!”
© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Rum n Raisin 19 - The Big Cheese

“What is it?” said Raisin. Rum said, “I don’t know,
Let’s find us a hill and watch that thing go.”
Walnut said, “Hold up; I’ve seen one of these,
It looks like a wheel, but it is, in fact, cheese.”

“It’s normally cut into portions to sell
Whoever mislaid it will be mad as hell.”
Rum said, “Are you saying this thing is food,
It don’t smell like something that I ever chewed.”

Raisin was tentative, sniffing it quick,
“Crikey, it’s putrid… I wanna be sick.”
Walnut said, “Mum and dad love it… I’m in.”
He bit off a chunk and bits stuck to his chin.

His eyes soon glazed over, and poor Walnut cringed
“That stuff really packs quite a punch,” Walnut whinged 
He tried to suck cheese from his gums and he slobbered.
“Boy that stuff’s sticky, my taste buds are clobbered"”

A man in a chef’s hat and curled up moustache
Came up and bellowed, “C’est Mon fromage!”
Walnut said, “I think he’s after our cheese.”
And Rum said, “For heaven’s sake, give him it…PLEASE!”

The chef headed off with the cheese he’d mislaid
While Walnut was praying the bad taste would fade
Both Rum and Raisin had covered their noses
Rum said, “You sure ain’t a bouquet of roses.”

And so they walked home and at Raisin’s insistence
Walnut was made to walk at quite a distance 
Rum said, “If anyone stands in our way,
Your foul, rotten-egg breath will keep them at bay.”

And so as they walked, ally cats let them be
A woodpecker squawked and fell out of a tree
A tree surgeon gagged and he might well have fled
But the branch he’d been sawing fell down on his head

A man on a bike steered it into a brook
Pedestrians went to help out or just look
They all jumped as one for the impulse was strong
The brook seemed a good place to hide from the pong

Once home, Walnut, Raisin and Rum had a doze
Then woke to the sound of their mum’s sniffy nose
She was knelt with her head in the washing machine…
“There’s rancid socks somewhere… the stench is obscene!”
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member The Shaming of Slobber Bob

His teeth were crooked, broken, mostly missing
When he spoke he slobbered while he was lisping

So the town gave him this nickname
Sad epitaph to his fateful fame

They say shame is our deepest sorrow
Those who have it, dread every tomorrow

He was homeless yet some let him in 
A lonely, troubled fella with no known kin

Nothing ever worked as hard as he'd try
His head always down as he'd pass you by

Although he'd found Chrissy's lost kitten
Some in our town became quite smitten

He rushed in on the hardware store fire
In reward, he became the unofficial town crier

They found him one cold morning, so sad a farewell
All curled up in his street side stairwell

They said there was nothing anyone could do
Tragically, Bob's real story, nobody knew

This happens sometimes with people we see
But that doesn't mean it's the way it must be
© Greg Gaul  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Couplet

Low Battery Mode

Low battery mode. 
Made of triangles bobbing around. 
Like things in unusual water droplets. 

The worst of knowing that everything is moving in a shuttering way. 
Not a pretty “whoosh.”
Just a whoosh at the base of my jaw getting slobbered on. 

I lost my keys. 
I think I’m entombed. 
Cascades. 

Low battery mode. 
Made of triangles flat, and unshaped. 
Like things in boring water puddles making a mess etc.

Made of lost keys in my head. 
Tragic. 
Things made of kaleidoscopes made of scraps. 

Made of my jaw, shutting down.
Low battery mode. 
Pencils of all things. 

I never found them. 
So the camera panned over to someone else. 
Unusual stuff.

The Queen

She is the master
The commander
The monarch
She rules this room
She is the Queen

Her territory expanding
Out into the kitchen
Away to the closet
Conquering through
She shows no mercy

Jumping upon her foe
Striking quickly
Silencing opposition
Preparing for the fight
The beast shows itself

Glaring at her enemy
She bares her fangs
Draws her claws
Ready to strike
A sudden cry of dinner

She skirts past the beast
Her body slobbered on
She makes it to her bowl
The others are there
She ascends to her throne

Demanding her divine right
She lets out a battle cry
She bowls into them
A scream and a hiss
A clash of claw and tooth

A battle she will win
Attrition she won’t suffer
Beating her adversaries
She sits down to eat
After all, she is the Queen
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