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Premium Member Megan's Quest Part 3of7
'A magical lock?' Groaned Graygall in a voice of defeat.
    'We are doomed before even we are set to advance.
To defeat Trolls would be an almost impossible feat
    but...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, adventure, courage, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



The Last Train, Part I
On the canvas of a cold, grey, winter sky,
In large black letters above the Iron Gate,
Read the message: "Arbeit Macht Frei".
A shrewdly sinister, propagandist lie,
Designed to deceive all of our eventual fate.
This was the very...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, allegory, allusion, analogy, holocaust, horror, loss, memory,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Flagan the Dragon Part 3
The Tale of the Duck

The morning was crisp and in need of assist
    from the sun to warm up the day.
The Dragon needed some food to lighten his mood
   so...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Hide the Details

Everybody got a Hollywood life story
to tell
More meat on the bone
give juicier bites 
to sell
Nobody ever turns in a tarnished silver screenplay
Those warts and mistakes
get Photoshop casting couch edited away
Baby Jane rude attitude don’t make...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, allegory, fun, metaphor, word play,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Rule of Threes Three
Will you make the cut?
Or settle for a shortcut?
Coaches' scuttlebutt

Execute the steal 
Professing rather than real
The truth to conceal

Blessing progeny
Highlights God's sovereignty
Not autonomy

Man's wisdom swaggers
'Til adversity staggers
Making Sandbaggers

Men try to judge Him
When self-righteousness rules them
Worthless...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, bible, life, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme



Barbershop Quartet
Old Mr. Nicholson
totters across the town square
to the barbershop where
Clive has cut his hair
for the last forty years or so

Not hardly needing
even a trim
but pretending
he has a reason besides
the gossip waiting within

Inside, the shop smells...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, community, humanity, humor, humorous, people, society,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Life On the Street
A monochrome of boho days
segue one another surreptitiously.
Endless pantomimes of idle chatter flutter by.
Cantilever bridge, a one stop halting site for gossip and suspense.
Small talk, bespoke winged creature, Combe of pleuron.
Turin shroud spotter in the...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, birth, business, care, caregiving, imagination, integrity, words,
Form: Prose Poetry
My Beautiful Rusty Body
Mint condition - brand new transmission and loaded.  I used to fit that description.
You should've seen me brand new. My owner had the only key to my ignition.

But one day I heard him say...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, car,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Military Lingo
'Tis well-known that military blokes speak a lingo of their own,
But it has served them well over the years, it has been shown!
To a General or a Private, such jargon is totally sensible,
But to ordinary...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, funny
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ravenous Vulture
I’ve been harkening back to my formative years 
Haunting seedy seaport bars in Keelung,
Navigating strange interventions abroad,
While adjusting my ears to an alien tongue.

On the streets of the market the game was afoot.
I bought a...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, allegory, literature,
Form: Lyric
Opinion and the Grapevine
An Opinion blindly thinks, but
Boldly speaks out loud
Judgment of...Perspective on...
Doesn't matter to the crowd
As quick as it leaves the lips, it's retold with words anew
Snowballs fast, has bigger plans 
For Opinion's point of view
Big Ears-Big...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, allegory, humor, parody, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
My Middle Sister Aleera
When you were born, I did not know what to do, 
You see, I was only just the age of two.
Wherever I went, so did you
You see, we were stuck together like glue.

Then as we...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, family, love, sister,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Truth
She sat at your table
You laughed at her jokes
She saw then, but couldn't believe
It was all an orchestrated hoax

You invited her to afternoon lunches
But left her to find friends
Her presence made a difference
But not enough...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, judgement,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Buying a New Computer
The salesman said, “This computer will do everything,
                           ...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, computer, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Fugitive From Gossip
terza rima

Years of experience, a discovery -
I can speak without making use of my jaws.
Prudence and patience are rudimentary.

Some folks get their kicks using scuttlebutt claws.
Their tongues' crude vitality comes with closed eyes;
emotional blindness -...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, satire, silence, society, prejudice,
Form: Terza Rima
Premium Member I'Ve Been Known To Preen
I don’t like to crow, but I’m an expert at giving my enemies the I-could-not-care-less-about-you strut.
I’ll let you in on a bit of a secret. Watch out when I stick my nose in the air,...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form: Personification
Fantastic Words
A closer look at a fantastic word
And no, I’m not talking in bafflegab
To not repeat this speak is just absurd

To absquatulate like a fracas herd
Throw a foofaraw over a little jab
A closer look at a...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, fun, words,
Form: Villanelle
Premium Member After the Concert
AFTER THE CONCERT

Before was sober expectation -
The scuttlebutt
The learned dissertation

How the boxes, parquet did settle, did flow 
Plush with plutocracy
While those on high held thoughtful gaze below

Bother not with concert raving,
Stage attire and shading
As per...

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Categories: scuttlebutt, romantic,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Quotidian
Quotidian
(commonplace or ordinary)
Written: by Miracle man
October 19, 2020

I say this not intending to sound like some old cliché,
but most things are quotidian that lurk in my day.
I’ve never shown much interest in the latest scuttlebutt,
my...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: scuttlebutt, desire, feelings, how i feel, me, self,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Shattered Sighs