Long Rematch Poems
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Ninety-seven percent of all U.S. currency
Contains a trace amount of cocaine
Sniffing your George Washington's every day
Causes a mellowing of the brain
If we were able to live on Planet Mercury
Each year is only 88 days there
Well holy kadoodle, at that astounding rate
I'd be 300 and still have my hair
The world record for the most babies born
By one woman is sixty-nine
My guess is she was perpetually pregnant
Imagine all the washing on her line
They say a broken clock is always right
A couple of times every day
If you're having trouble figuring that one out
You should seek some help I'd say
The G in “g-string” that those dancers wear
Stands for “groin” I've heard it said
But if a dancer weighs over 300 pounds
It would stand for “gross” instead
Way back when, nagging wives were punished
By being forced to wear a bridle
Think I'll refrain from commenting here
For fear of serious reprisals
The male praying mantis cannot copulate
While it's head is still attached
So the female accommodates by ripping it off
So much for a possible rematch
Although they may not want to admit it
Women fart as much as men
But they fart in a much more ladylike fashion
And never lift their leg or bend
© Jack Ellison 2013
ARTEGOUS MADE HIS IN RING DEBUT
WEARING A RED ROBE
WITH SILVER RHINESTONES
WITH THE WORDS
" KING ARTEGOUS "
ON THE BACK. HE WAS ACCOMPANIED
BY "DYNAMO"YWINKLE WESTLING
IT WAS SAID THAT HE WOULD
HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE HIMSELF
BY ALLOWING A WORLD WATCH HIM WRESTLE
SAID A MEMEBR OF THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP COMMISION
( the over sight board>>>><<< WHICH REGULATES THE RANKINGS
AND CALLS TO ACTION THE RULES OF CONTENTION, AND
CONTRASTS AND NEGOCATES THE DEALINGS BETWEEN THE
COMPANY, THE WRESTLERS( AND MANAGERS), AND
THE CHAMPIONSHIP COMMITTEE.
THIS OVERSIGHT GROUP ALLOWS THE CHAMPIONSHIP COMMITTEE TO DO IT'S JOB
BY REMINDING THE COMPANY OF IT'S OBLIGATIONS
TO THOSE WHO HAVE PROVENED THEMSELF WORTHY
OF CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITIES.
THE CHAMPIONSHIP COMMITTEE HAS THE RIGHT TO MOVE MEMBERS OF CONTENTION
( THOSE RANKED NUMBER ONE TO NUMBER TEN)
ABOVE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER:
BUT IT CAN NOT
TAKE AWAY A NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS RIGHT TO
BE RANKED NUMBER ONE)
THIS RULE S VOID WHEN THE COMMITTEE VOTES AND THE
VOTE IS COUNTED AS A TIE. THE CHAMPIONSHIP COMMITTEE CAN
ALLOW A CONTENDER TO BE RANKED ABOVE THE NUMBER ONE CONTDER
IN THE FOLLOWING SITUATIONS
1. INJURY
2. ABSENCE
3. TARTINESS
4. FOUNDED NOT ADHERING TO THE RULES
5. UNWILLING TO SURRENDER A TITLE IN THE COMPANY( OR ANOTHER COMPANY)
6. CONTRACT RESTRICT THE CONTENDER FROM USING CERTAIN MANEUVERS
IN AREAS WHERE MANEUVERS ARE BANNED.
7. IF A MEMBER OF THE STATE ATHLETIC COMMISION REFUSES TO ALLOW ( A MASK, A RINGSIDE MANAGER, OR IF THE IF THE STATE HAS RULES PROHIBITING CERTAIN POST MATCH OR PRE MATCH CEREMONIES)
8. IF THE CONTRACT IS LIMITED TO TITLE MATCH AND NO REMATCH UPON TITLE CHANGE, THE COMMITTEE CAN APPOINT THE NUMBER TWO CONTENDER TO BE TIED AT NUMBER ONE UNTIL THE DISPUTE OR NEGOCATIONS HAVE BEEN STTLED,
BUT UPON A TITLE CHANGE WITHIN THIS WINDOW, THE TIED SITUATION CANNOT BE SOLVED UNTIL THE CURRENT NUMBER ONE CONTENDER IS EITHER DEFEATED OR DISQULIFED TO CON COMPETE AGAINST THE CHAMPION.
9. THE COMPANY PRESIDENT DIVIDEDS HIS/ HER LOYALITY AND NAMES NEW CONTENDERS. THUS
10. THIS GIVES THE CHAMPIONSHIP COMMITTEE THE RIGHT TO ALLOW BOTH CURRENT AND OUT GOING CONTENTION MEMEBERS
TO EITHER COMPETE TO COMPILE A NEW LIST OR WITHDRAW AND START FRESH AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RANKINGS
"There beyond the fragments lays the Big Dripp!" The headlines read the Big Dripp Losses in Japan. I never thought we'd hear from him again. His oppoents is said to have been paid to rough him up to make him shut up. But the guy won the rematch nights later in Japan: to the dismay of many people in the industry. Again another company seeing his weakness signed there champion against the external sponsored enitity. The match was only promoted for one month:but it was a pay per view sensation. The main event match wasn't even the match The Big Drip was in. He had the Worlds Champion on the middle card with people around the World interested. The Worlds champion lost at 31;49 and the secondary title was slated to be recogniuzed under the newly Ultra United worlds Championship which the Big Drip left the areana with. Before the main event was even announced in the areana the Big Drip had secured a spot on an independent wrestling shows live broadcast. He challenged the last remaining challenge to the external company's challenge. He mde many in the industry angry! People and some audeince memebers didn't like what they saw. They had taught there people to aspire to be greatest in the Major leagues and these indeoendent start-ups came along and disrupted the dlow of business.
What awaited The Big Drip was the largest Comapny in the Wrestling Entity, they saw the fly's circling around the pile and would somehow find a rememdy to the problem. Removing the source and the attraction seemed to be how the remaining obstacle would approach handling The Era of the Big Drip. Once his challenges were complete the independant sponser would fully be revealed. Turning th Wrestling World on it's end didn't seem to be a smart idea, but it had worked. But to many these new reporters and audeinces were outsiders to the industry only coming in to see this new spectcl which could only be a spot along a down side to were people would loss interest in competitive entertainment and would look to this redision of sports wrestling as something fabbish and only a cheap pop spot.
why will men fight and suffer to advance the interests of their masters, who fling them aside when they have no further use for them?
Arthur Findlay
The black king and the white king, well they didn't see eye to eye
A war was looming, but not them; it was the pawns that would die
They placed them up to the front, with their cavalry at the rear
No side had any notion of backing down, and no side showed fear.
God is surely with us, the bishops on both sides proclaimed
Anyone saying otherwise would have been publicly shamed
A white pawn was the first to move forward, ready for the fight
But in just a couple of moves was struck down, by a black knight.
Two white knights moved forward in a blazing counter attack
The black pieces managed to hold the line and didn't fall back
Then a white bishop moved forward in a straight diagonal line
Black King told his pawns to move forward; everything will be fine.
The black queen wanted action and urged her pawns to be brave
But it wouldn't be her or the king that would be digging their grave
One by one her pawns were slaughtered, like lambs on the battlefield
A ceasefire was out of the question, because neither side would yield.
But the proud white king was about, to meet an agonising fate
When the black queen with her knights, declared a checkmate
But there were really no winners or losers, in this senseless war
Supporters on both sides wondered, what the hell it was all for.
The two main players in the background escaped without a scratch
And were already preparing to meet on the battlefield, for a rematch
Both sides exchanged their battered pieces of the injured and the slain
And maybe tomorrow or the next day were preparing to do it all again.
Meanwhile the arms manufacturers, were making big monetary gain
Whilst the landed gentry ate caviar and sipped on their champagne
Victory parades were held in all the towns, with all the pomp and flair
Hollow platitudes read out to mourn the dead, but do they really care?
Written on 6th June 2022.
Patrolling the jungle, testosterone surging, muscles finely tuned
He stumbles upon Jane swimming naked, in an open lagoon
This handsome stallion stopped dead, beside waters edge
Me Tarzan, she just smiles, stepping out by thin hedge
Standing before her, beads of sweat glisten his well toned chest
Long mane of hair, ripped biceps, a specimen, alpha the best
Spellbound as she kisses, hush my baby just let it happen
Breathing heavily, in submission, Tarzan oozing passion
Dynamic forces at play, in virgin jungle, latency is being woken
Pheromones, endorphins, gushing rivers, packing implosions
Arboreal creatures gaze down, with perplexed trepidation
Positions below change, moans turn into exclamations
Her statuesque body, his athletic frame, create perfect recipes
Both out of control, relentless, inexorable pain, and ecstasy
OH-EE-OH-EE-OH-EE-AW-EE-AW, Tarzan roars exultation
My God you beast! says Jane, an indirect translation
Not finished only getting started, she too is insatiable for more,
Naked in the wilderness, aesthetic bodies, primed to explore
With a Herculean physique, Tarzan’s pulse keeps on giving
Jane meets halfway, this goddess takes every collision
So marathons ensue, flesh upon flesh, tugging pushing delight
Lusting thrusting each other to a standstill, going until night
Tarzan swings her home, a safari campsite nestles nearby
Same time place tomorrow, you got a rematch big boy.
OH-EE-OH-EE-OH-EE-AW-EE-AW, triumphs with joy
By
David kavanagh
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
We had gathered 'round the radio, to listen to the fight
A dispute ensued, punches thrown, a bloody fight
Cigarette butts strewn across the floor, some stained in lipstick- red
A broken ashtray by the door where some blood was shed.
By an old typewriter something shiny lay
A gold earring, lost in the fray
It was a helluva fight,
Max throwing lefts
Joe countering with rights
Not to mention our own lefts and rights
But it was Max who wore the crown that night.
Two years later I bought an airline ticket
To see the much anticipated rematch
I thought Schmeling would retain the crown
But my hopes were dashed when Louis ended it in one
A few years later the world was at war
I found myself on a distant shore, fighting the Nazis ......
Blood and gore, horrors of war...
Dead bodies strewn across the fields, stained in crimson red
Broken dreams lay in gutters, where their blood was shed
I had a date (not a great date but a date)! Could our covid nightmare be ending?
An actual one-on-one date - can you imagine? It was with Noud, a university student (from Holland) I met a couple of weeks ago.
Noud, to be accurate, is a man. He’s 22 and I’m 17 (18 in 3 months). My mom was skeptical but we’ve been around Noud and he seemed pretty nice. It wasn’t like I was infatuated with him, this was a practice date.
I hadn’t been on many one-on-one dates before this (5). I was thinking my 17th year was gonna be a breakout year for dating - but NOT. The over-a-year pandemic lock-down put an end to that.
Anyway, here’s a date tip for older guys: if you’re sincere about something - say “sustainability” - don’t talk about it at dinner - all dinner. In fact, if you’re an intense, serious person - on any subject - take that secret to your grave.
We had dinner - that we picked up and picnicked with. After dinner, things went all WWE. Once we were back in his car, it was as if I became a birthday present he’d been waiting months to open. He pressed in like that was an established, almost impersonal fact.
For someone claiming to be interested in “sustainability”, he moved to the chest massage - skirt-search portion of the festivities pretty quickly. and that didn’t really work for me.
At one point, wrestling in his tiny electric car - which pitched like a rowboat in an angry sea - I felt his tongue in my eyebrows… yeah, my eyebrows.
“What are you DOING?”, I asked, digging my heals into the floorboard to gain enough leverage to push him away and wiping my face with my sleeve.
“You taste good,” he said (hear it with a slight Arnold Schwarzenegger accent).
“I’m NOT a gelato,” I complained, while maintaining a stiff-arm.
Hey, it was a long lock-down year - we’ve all missed dating, we’re all out of practice and maybe some are trying too hard - I get that.
This isn’t a “metoo” story - Noud took “no” for “NO” once I went to my big, “dog command voice,” but *sigh* Noud will NOT be getting a rematch.
It’s been a great season with every run block pass and catch
Now its time for the best players to have their rematch
Eli looks for another ring while Brady wants four
The Pats look back to even the 2008 score
Grab you favorite snack and crack yourself a beer
Its game day for Super Bowl so get ready to cheer
Patriots or Giants who will eventually win
Who will be the world champions with the battle of the pigskin
Offense or defense what will win the debate
Will the G-mens D seal the Pats fate
Will the Patriots offense score big we shall see
Which team will hold yet another Lombardi trophy
Coughlin or Bellichek whhat coach is the best
It should be exciting to watch this ultimate football test
So put on your jerseys and hats and make your picks
Enjoy yourself and may the best team win Superbowl forty six
DEFEAT ON CRETE
A folktale from which we have been recreated
Remember that fight I’m quite sure you hated
For this rematch, many centuries I have waited
So keen and strong, now I’ve been resuscitated
But this time I’ll win, as many anticipated
Such an encounter set Greek history ablaze
But this second time extends into future days
I may even emerge blinking, in the sun’s rays
And your dead body left to rot in the maze
Then back to Pasiphae, a hybrid family to raise
So Theseus, for you I have a surprise in store
As you’ll no longer follow that thread, I’m sure
This time, it is me reborn, to settle the score
From the labyrinth, where we once met before
Behold, I’m back, it’s me, the Minotaur!
We are not going to recreate Wrestling in this jerks image! It's was said at a press conference. Look he's unified Twenty independents and he's looking to get everybody involvled. "We don't do that!" Well one of the "big League companies made a deal to have there Companies trophy to be put against " the Unified Crown in an efford to stop the madness before it contaimnated even more fans. It backfired and the Championship was lost to the BigDrip and the World Championship of a Major League Company was secondary to an independent company. It happened and it went unmentioned to alot of people. Once again in a different company fan partisipantion caused a champion to loss to a local contender. that company made the rematch following the loss and the local contender rolled out of the ring and was counted out.Saving face the company honored the reign. Nights later the Local contender lossed to the former champion in a humilating defeat.
The Big Drip was to be the guy who cut the ribbon at the Falls Horse Championship Race "Leaves of Fall Trophy Series" in attendance were two revival Pro Champions. Both were from different companies but were freinds off Tv. The BigDrip wasn't close to any intercircle and he often had Sports Managers )outside of wrestling( Ledger his appearances. On camera after the event reporters couldn't help but ask the two champions if they were afraid of the BigDrip. They joked and said the only reson they were there was to help promote the event as fans of Horse racing.
But the Big Drip wasn't as professional or polite he stood proud with his manager and bragged, calling the guys fearing men of success and jerks that didn't apprecate what audeinces wanted.