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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Ninety-seven percent of all U.S. currency Contains a trace amount of cocaine Sniffing your George Washington's every day Causes a mellowing of the brain If we were able to live on Planet Mercury Each year is only 88 days there Well holy kadoodle, at that astounding rate I'd be 300 and still have my hair The world record for the most babies born By one woman is sixty-nine My guess is she was perpetually pregnant Imagine all the washing on her line They say a broken clock is always right A couple of times every day If you're having trouble figuring that one out You should seek some help I'd say The G in “g-string” that those dancers wear Stands for “groin” I've heard it said But if a dancer weighs over 300 pounds It would stand for “gross” instead Way back when, nagging wives were punished By being forced to wear a bridle Think I'll refrain from commenting here For fear of serious reprisals The male praying mantis cannot copulate While it's head is still attached So the female accommodates by ripping it off So much for a possible rematch Although they may not want to admit it Women fart as much as men But they fart in a much more ladylike fashion And never lift their leg or bend © Jack Ellison 2013
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