Long Pub crawl Poems

Scampi in a basket Plastic palm trees
A 70#s night club in Rotherham
They called Tiffany's.

Ever Friday night me and my mates would hit town
Go on a pub crawl and then later
Boogie on down.

I recall how the...

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Soon the sun will shine
Through the east facing blinds
I haven't worked in seven months
Yet, I rise every day before him
And write a poem or two

The ceiling fan wobbles
Finches, sparrows and a cooing dove
Greet the dawn
Sweet...

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January…new year, new me.
Met you and now I’m happy. 
We watched the ball drop and kissed at midnight.


My February Valentine
hearts and flowers because you’re mine
as we danced you held on to me tight.


In March, we...

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when correct spelling eludes you write a different word
stay true to the anarchy poetry form make it up as you go
a haiku is just a Japanese limerick and a tad bit shorter
conceived on delicate sake...

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TO THE TUNE OF IT WAS ON A MONDAY MORNING WHEN THE GAS MAN CAME TO CALL

It was on a Monday morning I went to the shopping mall
Folk filled huge trolleys sky high, to ensure...

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I wish I could do a pub crawl
go out and go real mad
I wish I could do a pub crawl
But it would really make me bad.

Just one sugar laden pint of ale
Would make me go...

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JOHN BOY IT`S THAT TIME V YEAR, WHEN A PISS UP IS ON THE CARDS,
AND THE USUAL PUB CRAWL, MANY PUBS U WILL BE BARRED,

BEHAVIOUR STEMMING FROM,BEING LOUD AND GENERALLY BEING YASELF,
AND FER BEING UNCONTROLLABLY...

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The glass was half empty until he smashed it on the room divider

		Tequila Sunrise on the wall

Shattered the pieces lay on the ground when he walked on his shards

		Barefoot floored surrender

A bitter taste of guilt...

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I could hit a golf ball
Or drink on a pub crawl.
I could watch the champions play
But there are better things to do today
I could be with you.

I could be party fellow.
At a lively disco.
I could...

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