Long Procreated Poems

Birth is the breath of life. 
The first kiss of air that
Simulates the virgin lungs. 
As the lungs expand and collapses, 
a new life has begun, with a shrill cry.

Unlike like a shooting star.
that gloriously...

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When writing righting poetry proceed with the following corporeal caution:

assimilate before u ass assume
build before u buldge
concentrate before u copulate
deride before u dicktate
engulf before u envelop
fantasize before u fragment
grasp before u germinate
hallicunate before u hypocrate
imagine...

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I am here but for a little while
Just here for a little while 
Just a thought a verb momentarily turned
Into action procreated for the Nations 
Out of love it's to no man 
all is the...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
 The answer is still relatively unknown.
 Which tastes better, the egg or the chicken?
 It depends on the person, so really, who knows?
 Little baby chickens taken...

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The once solid soils beneath
there feet liquified 
due to the quaking and moving
of the earth coupled
with the fast moving rain clouds
where soils loss stiffness and
solidity causing which that is solid
to behave as a liquid
Changes in...

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Thump!  thump!
Thump! Thump!
Why must you jump; 
Jump jump stop;
Hump hump; 
Git off that trunk; 
when you see me;
You clutch purses hold your pockets;
You come a running; 
It's not about you but yet you go...

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I'm lost
Damage from pain inflicted from 
Arrows and spears through the heart. 
A long journey 
Coupled with years of tears,
Sorrow and insufferable torment.
I am a king
A lion,my roars move swiftly through the African pride lands.
I...

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O come to me yon revelry
As you constantly stand ever,
Before me...loving people

Rise and rise up thine
Covertly any based on
My animosities

Clever and clover and cut
My stems ever so
Eat my petals as I grow evermore

Wash out thine...

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I really hate Pop stars
They are like incest siblings from mars

Sleeping around with everyone
Shaving their heads for fun

If your lucky they'll expose a teet
And expose pantiless pic's on a tweet

Watch out and be careful of...

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EVIL, MEAN AND
OTHERS
TO AGREE WITH HER
THEN SHE COULD 
MOVE ON
WITH HER AGENDA'S
CAMPAINGS TO
 CAUSE GRIEF TO THOSE
SHE FOUND LEES LIKE HER
AND THOSE CRUEL WAYS SHE
FOUND TO TEACH MEN LESSONS.
SHE RELATED EVERYTHING TO
THE WAY SHE PROCREATED
IT...

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A sneeze I blow into my hand
Staring at the strange liquid hiding deep within me
Glaring like a green ember from a leprechaun
it popped up and metamorphed into a fairy
Granting only three wishes
My first to love...

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Clash of Truth and Beauty

I find this perversion abhorrent
That the ancient Greeks had
For sexual engagement with animals;
And that they entertained the belief
That offspring could be procreated
through this act of bestiality.
It defies reality and escapes imagination.
(Even...

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Visit to Manicurist Taken by a Tourist

There are so many things that I must endure
But oh no not another numbskull manicure
Including not only fingers but all of my toes
And then longer everyday each nail grows.

Could...

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Lives Had Been Jaded Horn Haiku

Was not highly related
Went to sleep while sedated
And was elated.

Me and my wife had mated
Wanted things procreated
And not ill-fated.

We both then contemplated
Also anticipated
After we dated.

Our love was decimated
As well as...

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