Lives Had Been Jaded Horn Haiku

Lives Had Been Jaded Horn Haiku

Was not highly related
Went to sleep while sedated
And was elated.

Me and my wife had mated
Wanted things procreated
And not ill-fated.

We both then contemplated
Also anticipated
After we dated.

Our love was decimated
As well as desecrated
Never had waited.

We like our cheese best grated
Toilet seat titillated
When constipated.

From bad deal we then skated
After living lives jaded
We were berated.

How is this for an ending.
Maybe you can do better.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Another 7-7-5 Horn Haiku
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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