Long Plug Poems
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Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I
"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two lines down."
And they all watched with their faces vexed.
The women...
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Categories:
plug, crazy, funny, giggle, howl, humor, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Spiritual Mahjong Your Move Lord
Spiritual Mahjong
Your Move Lord
Is there a God?
A benevolent entity.
An eternal presence presiding over me.
A creator, watching and observing.
All knowing.
Is my end determined and conclusive before it begins, before I begin?
If so, then to what purpose...
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Categories:
plug, bible, christian, death, i am, perspective, religion,
Form:
Free verse
Gluttonous Connoisseur of Ethnic Culinary Cuisines
Yours truly would never be confused for a gourmand, nevertheless I could enjoy experiencing taste testing select food samples if offered an opportunity of attending a fancy feast viz smörgåsbord, whereby oral indulgence would arouse,...
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Categories:
plug, addiction, appreciation, birthday, blessing, chicago, dream, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Son Say Goodnight To Grandpa
“Son”...”say goodnight to grandpa”
Spurred by mother dearest
as well as other politesse
drummed into her second born
fobbing blandishments as incentive
tumbled off fingers of prodigal son
tripped wordsmith to splutter forth
forthwith the following lines.
Back in the day
quaint...
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Categories:
plug, 12th grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, absence,
Form:
Rhyme
Limericks Vi - Religion
Limericks VI - Religion
Pell-Mell for Hell Mel
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a Baptist named Mel
who condemned all non-Christians to hell.
When he stood before God
he felt like a clod
to discover His Love couldn’t fail!
Why I...
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Categories:
plug, christian, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, religion, religious,
Form:
Limerick
Point of a Gun
You are a 15 year old girl;
so young and able;
stature small , petite short not tall, they hardly see at the kitchen table;
And at school it's not cool;
you're chosen;
But not for love, just..
Lust;
you see...
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Categories:
plug, angst, appreciation, blessing, children, depression, children,
Form:
Ballad
CommonSense Political WorkParty
EcoMinisters of Earth Rights
CoArise!
EcoLogicians of resilient encircling might
CoArise!
EcoLegislators of bicameral balancing disposition
CoArise!
What is our highest and best CommonSense
of currently elected policy-choosers?
Where are our optimal health outcomes
of proactive CommonSense?
What does vast emptiness of positive results
suggest...
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Categories:
plug, addiction, community, creation, culture, health, political, wisdom,
Form:
Political Verse
One Thing That Love Is
Everything here is true
Just as stated
because it's already happened
or - it has yet to occur -
but it's very soon to occur
and I have such strong feeling
that the future will be as I see it
as...
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Categories:
plug, dog, love, memory, sad,
Form:
Free verse
Inside the Great Halls of Us
“Inside the Great Halls of Us”
Inside
The Great Halls of Us,
there resides a ghost
IT hides in plain sight,
waiting quietly, alone,
in our dark
there, IT holds ITs light,
to draw us further in,
we nervously laugh IT...
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Categories:
plug, i am, science fiction, symbolism,
Form:
Narrative
Light On the Devil's Chord - the Challenge
My hair bristled in the crisp breeze
Excitement spreading throughout my body
Even the sudden cold amused my fingertips,
Tingles spreading through my hands and up my arms
Soon I would be there too. . .
In the murky shadows...
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Categories:
plug, adventure, change, cool, imagination, music, sick, strength,
Form:
Narrative
Once Upon a Christmas 1954 - Part One - a Short Story From My Memoir
Each year as Christmas rolls around, as I buckle under the pressure and stress of shopping for gifts for people that already have everything, I find myself remembering that Christmas of 1954.
Dad had joined...
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Categories:
plug, christmas, nostalgia,
Form:
Narrative
Time After Time
Fr. Time, thanks for coming back again today.
Well now, you know I always have plenty of time
for Ms. Integrity!
Thank you for that rather cloying and creepy response.
I talked to FireGod a few days ago,
were...
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Categories:
plug, god, humor, life, love, psychological, space, time,
Form:
Parallelismus Membrorum
Covid Walk
thermometer reads zero, a chilly breeze blows
apple cores thrown, the blackbirds feed
my multi-layered partner dons her wooly hat
impatiently, she waits for me
securing covid masks amidst my overcoat
...
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Categories:
plug, anxiety, feelings, humanity, journey, life,
Form:
Verse
New Year's Eve 2022
New Year's Eve 2022
Yours truly riddled with social anxiety,
hence (billy me) he will idle away
December 31st, 2022
sequestered (with the missus)
hunkered down in his mancave
while madding crowd
entertains reckons partition of time
into...
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Categories:
plug, adventure, celebration, dance, december, holiday, january, new
Form:
Free verse
Tardigrades Aka Water Bears Or Moss Piglets
Tardigrades aka Water Bears, Moss Piglets
Before T-Rex appeared and the Dodo bird disappeared,
Leading to modern-day scientific knowledge increasement,
Creatures of infinitesimal size called ‘Tardigrades’ endure,
Were and are living and thriving, just about anywhere on earth.
From mountain...
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Categories:
plug, animal, education, nature,
Form:
Verse
Song From Beyond the Stars Part 3 Early Exchanges
[R-F] = Roundling facsimile
[H-Z] = Human: Zenaide
[G-G] = Gaia-Google - Earth's world-wide internet mind
Dr. Zenaide Arnau, team leader of L 4 investigation
U.N. assignment to Space Station 1
supported by logicians, technicians, physicists and geneticists
unsure why assignment...
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Categories:
plug, adventure, destiny, future, science fiction,
Form:
Verse
Touched by God
As we’re transformed by God’s benign bliss flame,
what’s imbibed must be assimilated,
else we will have only ourselves to blame,
wandering earth with ego inflated.
With each breath intake, we are grazed by bliss
but unless we be still,...
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Categories:
plug, spiritual,
Form:
Crown of Sonnets
Keep It Turnin' To the Right
Oklahoma cowboy, tough coal miner’s son
Born in Henryetta, south of Tulsa some
Raised by daddy’s momma, taught him wrong from right
Daddy taught him ropin’, taught him how to fight
Herding made no money, its stock was...
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Categories:
plug, day, earth, funny, life, love, satire, work,
Form:
Rhyme
The Screaming Souls of a Soundless Forest
I romanticize the single room without a jurisdiction
If only I could filter through a voice of logic over reaction
Would it impel my inner child to regress into an illusion?
My mind composes a structure but...
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Categories:
plug, absence, anger, angst, betrayal, birthday, conflict, longing,
Form:
Free verse
Let The Pills Kill You Instead Of The Humans’
{"This heavy humanness she burdened inside,
Sent electrical shocks through her body,
she would weep silently with a fist pressed up against her maw with her eyes evidently glistening nobody would attempt to console her...
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Categories:
plug, absence, abuse, addiction, anxiety, betrayal, corruption, deep,
Form:
Free verse
New Year's Eve 2021
New Year's Eve 2021
December thirty first
two thousand twenty one countdown
will transparently and seamlessly stream into
simultaneously linkedin January first
two thousand and twenty two,
whereby the Ball a geodesic sphere,
12 feet in diameter,
and weighing 11,875 pounds.
The aforementioned Ball...
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Categories:
plug, adventure, culture, dance, humanity, inspiration, new years
Form:
Free verse
What You Do Not See Is Not Necessarily Not There
I
Take out the caked grimy faucet plug
Let those unseen crawlies dive and duck
...
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Categories:
plug, health, philosophy, care, care,
Form:
Free verse
July first two thousand and twenty five
July first two thousand and twenty five...
signals the eighth year we lived
at our present location,
where fringe benefits (a plug) for perks
living at 2 highland manor drive.
Expanse of green acres draped
like a petticoat when ye arrive
birds...
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Categories:
plug, adventure, america, anniversary, appreciation, blessing, july, silence,
Form:
Free verse
I Ask Myself a Rhetorical Question Regarding
I ask myself a rhetorical question regarding...
the durability, longevity, and tenacity of Homo sapiens,
after screaming headlines report one after another atrocity.
How did the human species manage to survive
with many means
of self destruction at their disposal?
Atomic...
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Categories:
plug, africa, america, anger, april, black african american,
Form:
Free verse
Vampire Writer
My pen is like a sword
I draw it when I'm bored
So that I can cut it to the core, instead of being torn, I tare through it all, the silence,
I score the...
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Categories:
plug, dark, fate,
Form:
Rhyme