The Wild Goose Chase

THE WILD GOOSE CHASE*

I accidentally let one loose
did you see that thing vamoose?
It gave me the slip, did you see?
Now that thing is awfully free.

I walk on pins and needles, friend.
Trying to find, I twist and bend.
You ask why I pull up the rug,
why I pull out every plug.

I raise my hands over my head
and flip over each unmade bed.
I flip out, scratch, harrumph, grumble,
dash around corners, stumble.

At night I turn off all the lights,
sit in the corner, battle bites.
I listen for terrible sounds.
My eyes dart round and round and round.

Afraid of where that thing will land —
on the mountain or in the sand.
I feel empty of all this gas.
I miss the sound of golden brass

and the smog that liquifies eyes,
the way your ribbon twists and lies.
The putrefaction of butt —
the stinker where we blame the mutt! 

7/11/2018
Messina’s I accidentally let one loose poetry contest

*Wild Goose chase - a wild or absurd search for something
To goose - to squeeze a butt cheek
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Faulkner Avatar
July 24, 2018 at 1:59 PM
Back to wish you congratulations, well done, Kim!
Rodrigues Avatar
July 24, 2018 at 3:06 PM
Thank you, Michelle!
Neumann Avatar
July 23, 2018 at 2:57 AM
The putrefaction of butt. Nice one. Congratulations on your win. Many wishes, Kai
Rodrigues Avatar
July 23, 2018 at 6:30 AM
Thank you, Kai!
Gentry Avatar
July 23, 2018 at 12:19 AM
Lol. Congratulations on your win. Funny!
Rodrigues Avatar
July 23, 2018 at 6:30 AM
Thank you, Susan!
Roper Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 12:23 PM
Kim, so very clever indeed! Still laughing! Congratulations on your awesome win! Hugs Eve
Rodrigues Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 1:13 PM
Thank you, Eve! Happy to visual you laughing, my friend!
May Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 10:48 AM
Blame it on the mutt!.../ Congrats on your win Kim..
Rodrigues Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 1:12 PM
Thanks, Joseph! ;)
Smith Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 8:25 AM
Great fun Kim, congrats :)
Rodrigues Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 1:12 PM
Thanks, Gary!
Allison Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 7:24 AM
lol Kim when I saw the title I thought You too had written about an animal ... but now I know differently lol:-) many congrats hugs jan xx
Rodrigues Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 7:49 AM
Thanks and hugs...Kim LOL
Messina Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 6:25 AM
Kim, I love this! Congratulations on your win in my contest...Charlie
Rodrigues Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 7:49 AM
Thank you, Charlie! :):)
Laurie Avatar
July 15, 2018 at 8:49 PM
G'day Kim … while you search, everybody backs off. Nice witty poem Kim that had me grinning - thanks Kim - Lindsay
Rodrigues Avatar
July 15, 2018 at 9:19 PM
Thanks a bunch, my friend!
Faulkner Avatar
July 12, 2018 at 1:51 PM
I love all the clever rhymes (and yes we blame our mutt quite a lot too!)
Rodrigues Avatar
July 12, 2018 at 6:58 PM
Thanks, Michelle!
Cunningham Avatar
July 11, 2018 at 10:20 AM
This made me laugh Kim, never heard of gooseing lol. Good luck. Tom
Rodrigues Avatar
July 11, 2018 at 10:50 AM
Thanks, Tom! :)
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