The Wild Goose Chase

THE WILD GOOSE CHASE*

I accidentally let one loose
did you see that thing vamoose?
It gave me the slip, did you see?
Now that thing is awfully free.

I walk on pins and needles, friend.
Trying to find, I twist and bend.
You ask why I pull up the rug,
why I pull out every plug.

I raise my hands over my head
and flip over each unmade bed.
I flip out, scratch, harrumph, grumble,
dash around corners, stumble.

At night I turn off all the lights,
sit in the corner, battle bites.
I listen for terrible sounds.
My eyes dart round and round and round.

Afraid of where that thing will land —
on the mountain or in the sand.
I feel empty of all this gas.
I miss the sound of golden brass

and the smog that liquifies eyes,
the way your ribbon twists and lies.
The putrefaction of butt —
the stinker where we blame the mutt! 

7/11/2018
Messina’s I accidentally let one loose poetry contest

*Wild Goose chase - a wild or absurd search for something
To goose - to squeeze a butt cheek

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Date: 7/24/2018 1:59:00 PM
Back to wish you congratulations, well done, Kim!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/24/2018 3:06:00 PM
Thank you, Michelle!
Date: 7/23/2018 2:57:00 AM
The putrefaction of butt. Nice one. Congratulations on your win. Many wishes, Kai
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/23/2018 6:30:00 AM
Thank you, Kai!
Date: 7/23/2018 12:19:00 AM
Lol. Congratulations on your win. Funny!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/23/2018 6:30:00 AM
Thank you, Susan!
Date: 7/22/2018 12:23:00 PM
Kim, so very clever indeed! Still laughing! Congratulations on your awesome win! Hugs Eve
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/22/2018 1:13:00 PM
Thank you, Eve! Happy to visual you laughing, my friend!
Date: 7/22/2018 10:48:00 AM
Blame it on the mutt!.../ Congrats on your win Kim..
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/22/2018 1:12:00 PM
Thanks, Joseph! ;)
Date: 7/22/2018 8:25:00 AM
Great fun Kim, congrats :)
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/22/2018 1:12:00 PM
Thanks, Gary!
Date: 7/22/2018 7:24:00 AM
lol Kim when I saw the title I thought You too had written about an animal ... but now I know differently lol:-) many congrats hugs jan xx
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/22/2018 7:49:00 AM
Thanks and hugs...Kim LOL
Date: 7/22/2018 6:25:00 AM
Kim, I love this! Congratulations on your win in my contest...Charlie
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/22/2018 7:49:00 AM
Thank you, Charlie! :):)
Date: 7/15/2018 8:49:00 PM
G'day Kim … while you search, everybody backs off. Nice witty poem Kim that had me grinning - thanks Kim - Lindsay
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/15/2018 9:19:00 PM
Thanks a bunch, my friend!
Date: 7/12/2018 1:51:00 PM
I love all the clever rhymes (and yes we blame our mutt quite a lot too!)
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/12/2018 6:58:00 PM
Thanks, Michelle!
Date: 7/11/2018 10:20:00 AM
This made me laugh Kim, never heard of gooseing lol. Good luck. Tom
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/11/2018 10:50:00 AM
Thanks, Tom! :)
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