Long Peg Poems
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Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
The Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver a pizza instead
The Afghan Hound
The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s...
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Categories:
peg, animal, cat, cute, dog, fun, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Hollywood
The victim list keeps growing
But no one really cares
The gristmill claims another one
Keep your hands in and don't stare
Hollywood is the golden land
The eternal silver screen
But many souls are lost here
A lot of greats or...
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Categories:
peg, america, betrayal, culture, loneliness, pain, society,
Form:
Epic
The Letter
The Letter
A young man strolled along the waterfront,
His mind and heart at ease.
Said an old man, sitting on an upturned punt,
Gazing out towards the sea.
“Come...
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Categories:
peg, boy, happiness, irony, loneliness, lost love,
Form:
Rhyme
Lifeboat the Atheist's Cloak
Part 8
The Atheist awoke to find himself still in the boat
With his dream lost to the heat of the Sun.
And quickly took note, 'Peg Leg' had stolen his cloak
...
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Categories:
peg, adventure, allegory, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Human Adventure
The birth of a kid is just an adventure
Which has its start about nine months before
After an instant of joy or of venture,
When seed of man is reaching up its score
In the twisty...
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Categories:
peg, adventure, birth, life,
Form:
Terza Rima
Lifeboat Peg Leg's Trial
Part 9
A trial was formed with the Captain as Judge
With the good Doctor to frame the debate.
While the Dancer was pressed to the Atheist's grudge
And the crew...
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Categories:
peg, adventure, allegory, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Lifeboat Adrift At Sea
Part 2
The passengers were a well-heeled lot who
Had no experience to the rigors at sea.
And their disillusionment grew... on seeing the crew
Entirely encrusted with earwigs and fleas.
But...
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Categories:
peg, adventure, allegory, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Unquotable Quotes: Xlvi - Tongue-Twisting Epigrams
UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLVI - Tongue-Twisting Epigrams
An aborted foetus never stops growing in the mind of the aborted mother. She never tires of making more babies to nurture the memory of the aborted baby.
The Heart and...
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Categories:
peg, humor, irony, people, satire, word play,
Form:
Epigram
Growing Up, La - Part 3
Chapter 3: College Preparation
My freshman year started quite smooth
Touch football broke my leg
My luck we had a tennis coach,
That brought things down a peg!
My algebra was like a dream,
Played tennis, found it fun,
And Science Fairs...
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Categories:
peg, life, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
The Penelope Squad
“The Penelope Squad”
A line of bluebirds
tittering on a line
swaying on the winds
like comedian pageboys
having a good time
poop in the peg bucket
words wooden and sharp
fly off with frosty notes
dirt and sherry stains
imprinted on
Penelope’s...
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Categories:
peg, giggle, humor, muse, mystery,
Form:
Free verse
Aye Aye, Said the Captain
Aye, aye! Said the Captain, who spoke on his date,
He spoke on his date to his very first mate,
His very first mate, the lady Miss Tate,
The very first lady to say he...
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Categories:
peg, fantasy, humor, light, nonsense, ocean, silly, word
Form:
Light Verse
Captain Nate Part 1
Aye, aye! Said the Captain, who spoke on his date,
He spoke on his date to his very first mate,
His very first mate, the lady Miss Tate,
The very first lady to say he...
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Categories:
peg, adventure, betrayal, crazy, fate, feelings, funny, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Blind Date Disaster - Now a Collaboration
He arrived wearing pink skinny jeans
They were scruffy and ripped at the seams
He looked like a wiener
I will not be meaner
But he’s sure not the man of my dreams
2/07/18
A square peg into a round slot
A...
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Categories:
peg, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Shaggy Dog Limericks Vi
The Rottweiler
I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler
The Saint Bernard
Though not in his nature to beg
He would flip for...
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Categories:
peg, animal, cute, dog, fun, funny, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
The Time Between the Seasons
Whether passing a ball through the air or a peg on ice,
the execution thereof is much like the game of life.
It is also akin to the passings and transitioning of the ...
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Categories:
peg, seasons,
Form:
Rhyme
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse V
LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE V
Less Heroic Couplets: Word to the Unwise
by Michael R. Burch
I wanted to be good as gold,
but being good, as I’ve been told,
requires something, discipline,
I simply have no interest in!
Villanelle of...
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Categories:
peg, funny, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous, light,
Form:
Rhyme
The Peg-Legged Patriot, Part Ii
Jeremiah did not hesitate,
he drew one up into his sights.
His Kentucky fired in dawn’s glow
caught a redcoat, dead-to-rights.
The others charged, sabers drawn,
so Jerermiah fled into the near forest.
Hiding and quickly reloading his gun,
the British charged...
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Categories:
peg, adventure, america, appreciation, courage, freedom, war,
Form:
Narrative
Shara's Christmas Journey
Lust of the flesh is sin.
Sin is lust of the flesh.
Try repeating this one once.
What word was miss-pronounced?
Hearing is believing.
With fellowship and greeting.
Duffing our sacred billow caps.
To gifts of public speaking.
Thin ones borrow.
Plump ones lend.
Relieved,...
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Categories:
peg, anti bullying, beauty, bereavement, community, fantasy, mother,
Form:
Lyric
Lizabeth's Henry Is Down and Gone Part Ii
Ray has a hole, now, taps a long bar in,
And ties the winch to it, and turns it on,
“STAY BACK!” he howls, “THIS CABLE’S ALMOST GONE!”
The bar flies out, the cover slips, the din
The winch-engine...
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Categories:
peg, courage, faith, hope, love,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Ode To a Missouri Mule
As a country boy, up in the hills,
Life was tough, not much for frills.
I remember it well, yes, even now,
When spring time came and it was time to plow.
Afore sun up came, I was out...
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Categories:
peg, animal, farm, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Peg-Legged Patriot, Part I
Jeremiah Brown limped a lot
ever since the age of five,
When a horse trampled his left shin,
The boy was given up to die.
But her pulled through amazingly,
Thought the leg had met the saw,
So he was...
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Categories:
peg, adventure, america, appreciation, courage, freedom, war,
Form:
Narrative
Cement Shoes
With a heavy heart,
the sorrow in it
feels
all
hope
...
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Categories:
peg, corruption, death, mystery, perspective,
Form:
Epic
I Am Also Not Perfect
1. Your few dents don’t join to form a rabble
I am still in growth, talking in babbles
not bad to be a hen and a sparrow
still much needed by me, a straight arrow
from the two sides,...
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Categories:
peg, appreciation, character, i love you, longing, love,
Form:
Lyric
Theater of Utter Charm Part 21
how the else you going to progress
if you don't Sherlock Holmes the mirror
look what we've become
men hunting each other
for sport money and babes
an insane ability to believe anything
and that's all there is to it
you...
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Categories:
peg, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Creepy Crap At Crapper Barrel
O.K. here is what happened. Went for dinner at neighborhood C.B. and ordered my usual.Waitress new to the game immediately brought our tea with our bread.Had the option of hot bread now or cold bread...
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Categories:
peg, 1st grade,
Form:
Free verse