Long Not the sharpest tool in the shed Poems
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KarmaI miss the loneliness that was mine
I was lonely but I had no pain
But I lost it at my own fault
Thinking I could be happy again
Now I suffer the consequences
And I pay for it with...
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not the sharpest tool in the shed, loneliness, lonely, lost love, love,
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Light Verse
I Question My IqI filled out those IQ tests, ten years apart
Each test I took scored me one point from Mensa
Years of College, I should not have taken art
I put the blame on Top Ramon and pizza
Not the...
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not the sharpest tool in the shed, philosophy
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GeniusI march to the beat of a different drummer
I've heard it a million times
They've even called me crazy
Because I color outside the lines
Sometimes, they just call me special
While others might say, unique
Some people say, I'm...
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not the sharpest tool in the shed, funnyme, me,
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Funny Sayings Ever notice that people generally dislike being rude,
Saying someone is fat or stupid, now that’s crude,
I’ve collected and developed some sayings to stop tears,
That I’ve used to describe myself in situations over years.
Such as...
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not the sharpest tool in the shed, funny,
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