Long Munchkins Poems
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Hollywood
The victim list keeps growing
But no one really cares
The gristmill claims another one
Keep your hands in and don't stare
Hollywood is the golden land
The eternal silver screen
But many souls are lost here
A lot of greats or...
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Categories:
munchkins, america, betrayal, culture, loneliness, pain, society,
Form:
Epic
A Runt In the Land of Giants
Here is a tale of the runt, in the land of giants
Bearing the brunt of her size and growing defiant
This pint sized gal was a mere 23 feet tall
Compared to others at 30, seemed like...
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Categories:
munchkins, adventure, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Ever Have One of Those Days
Ever Have One of Those Days?
(Try reading it to rhythm of “Some Where Over The Rainbow”)
Some where over the rainbow, Dragon did fly…
It’ll never be the same again, you can imagine why…
Into a new...
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Categories:
munchkins, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
Exhortations Against Ole Saint Nick
the (better late than never)
free admission confession, exhortations against Ole Saint Nick
treasured untold shenanigans of Santa,
his elves and reindeer discovered only
by colluding via "FAKE" fluke
did I manage to worm winning the...
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Categories:
munchkins, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Light Verse
The Better Late Than Never Free Admission Confessio
...exhortations against Ole Saint Nick
(alternately titled untold treasured shenanigans of Santa)
his elves and reindeer discovered only
by colluding via "FAKE" fluke
did I manage to worm winning the trust
among Christmas elves and reindeer
confident this generic...
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Categories:
munchkins, analogy, december, giggle, imagination, lust, metaphor, satire,
Form:
I do not know?
Treasured Untold Shenanigans of Santa, His Elves and Reindeer
only by a fluke did I manage
to worm winning trust
among Christmas elves and reindeer
confident this generic guy,
would never breach scandalous
...
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Categories:
munchkins, christmas, holiday, humor, myth, satire, snow, youth,
Form:
Light Verse
Stolen Shoes
Did oz turn its posterior, when Dorothy stole those ruby shoes?
Something over the rainbow’s smelling pretty ominous.
Opposites attract, like evil and good. a conflict’s brewing -
The west’s witch is rolling out her plans...
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Categories:
munchkins, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Couplet
Snow White and the Seven Dorks
A magic mirror told the queen that Snow White was the fairest in the land!
This put Her Majesty in a terrible snit and to the woods she had her banned!
She hired a hit man to...
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Categories:
munchkins, funnyhome, snow, home, snow,
Form:
Rhyme
Don't Follow the Road to Oz
I asked the wee Munchkins, "Which way do I go?"
Figured since they lived here, they would be in the know.
But they looked at me uncertainly, scared of the witch.
Then realizing she was dead; they did...
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Categories:
munchkins, humor,
Form:
Free verse
A Tale of Oz
Tornado blew Dorothy Gale
Across Kansas, her house took sail
Landed with a bug THUMP
On evil witch's rump
I'll try to fill in some detail
Wicked witch got down and dirty
Saying, "I'll get you, my purty,
And your little dog,...
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Categories:
munchkins, fantasy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Witchs Vavavavoom
As if the house had landed on a witch’s vavavavoom,
the door’s ajar, and my boy had alerted me…
surely tornadoes increase the velocity of speed
of a mom, to zero in on, a three year old.
Forget the...
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Categories:
munchkins, humor, mother son,
Form:
Free verse
Your Tricks Are Their Treats.
Halloween is coming; there’ll be candy in the rooms
And the witches ride reconnaissance; up there on those brooms.
Underneath the overpass; the trolls plan out attacks;
It’s like fishing in a...
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Categories:
munchkins, imaginationhalloween, candy,
Form:
Rhyme
Back To Her
After the Sunday service, searching back to her
For a date. He will soon be walking back to her.
Bottle rockets popping over the Sacre Coeur.
She suddenly kissed him; he then leaning back to her.
Leave ending, the...
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Categories:
munchkins, children, conflict, french, retirement, together, war, wife,
Form:
Ghazal
Cheap Toilet Seat Cover
Now I'm not the kind of guy
used to luxury or wealth
fancy "cribs" as they now
call them (ain't that ridiculous?)
the only luxury I've tasted
is on TV with Robin Bleach...
or in brief stays on vacation
where I liveed...
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Categories:
munchkins, adventure, funny, life, places,
Form:
Burlesque
Wizard of Oz Casting Call
I've had several poets ask who I'd have cast in the roles of characters, so if no one is willing to play along, OR allowed to... I'll still share my thoughts. Since I limited...
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Categories:
munchkins, character,
Form:
Other
A Conversation With Dorothy Gale
"So Dorothy, your visit here is now in Oz folklore."
"You mean to say," said she, "I'm not in Kansas anymore?"
"Oh dear, I thought you knew that fact; the Munchkins made it clear."
"I joke," she said,...
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Categories:
munchkins, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Iceberg
12/7/22
All over the map
Can't stay on track
Still inside a shack
Drinking yak
While it's pitch black
Listening for the sound of a songbird
Not living long term
Still taking a wrong turn
Giving into strong urge
Honestly I'm barely mad
I'm just very...
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Categories:
munchkins, dark, deep, life, poetry, rap, sad, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Who could have known
Or ever proposed
That Kansas farm girl
Would land back in Oz
Who could have guessed
All this no less
From that moment on
Would be such a mess
All because Dorthy
Went High Royalty
Ever since those ruby...
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Categories:
munchkins, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Boo Boo Halloween
the night is dark
man in the moon disembark
...
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Categories:
munchkins, halloween,
Form:
Rhyme
Ghost Chilling B O O
the night is dark
man in the moon disembark
...
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Categories:
munchkins, halloween,
Form:
Rhyme
It Begins At Belonging
So it begins.., somewhere
it always must. Right?
Just picturing Dorothy starting out.., followin' Billie Burke's yellow brick road,
on a cause..
...
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Categories:
munchkins, best friend,
Form:
Free verse
The Wizard Will Know
The wizard will know everyone I met along the way said.
Okay, I thought, for I am from Kansas and not daft in my head.
I looked for the curtain as I pranced down the yellow brick...
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Categories:
munchkins, 10th grade, 11th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
The Wizard Will Know
The wizard will know everyone I met along the way said.
Okay, I thought, for I am from Kansas and not daft in my head.
I looked for the curtain as I pranced down the yellow brick...
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Categories:
munchkins, 10th grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Neti, Neti
"Don’t try to drag me into Oz
It will never work
I’ll kill the Munchkins and the witch
I swear I’ll go berserk"
--From "Malice In Wonderland" by Joyce Rugg
The scandal behind us,
We look to break through
To a new...
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Categories:
munchkins, evil, , hinduism,
Form:
Free verse
Seventeen
Seventeen drunken munckins
At my door,
Scotch in hand, other out for more...
I tried to divert them, and tossed out
My Dunken Munchkins
But got hit with an empty bottle,
That was the first munckin I did throttle.
Two 'lil drunken...
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Categories:
munchkins, adventure, fantasy, satire, me,
Form:
Burlesque