A Conversation With Dorothy Gale

"So Dorothy, your visit here is now in Oz folklore."

"You mean to say," said she, "I'm not in Kansas anymore?"

"Oh dear, I thought you knew that fact; the Munchkins made it clear."

"I joke," she said, "I play it dumb as part of my veneer."

"Haha, quite droll, now tell us about your murder trial?"

"The witch?" She snaps, "I defend myself by plain denial,
I had no idea of where my little house would land."

"You're hoping we believe your little journey was not planned?"

She answers, "Yes, of course, I have no say if dreams come true,
I flew here on a wind, quite odd, of course, and Toto too."
"My name is Gale, you know, which is just a bit ironic."

"I understand," I reply, a trifle too sardonic.

"I do not like your tone, young man," she answers in riposte.
"You, sir, are not at all what I would call a friendly host."
"You are being rude, and I'm having such a horrid day;
This interview is over now; I must be on my way
I have to find the Wizard Oz to help with my defense."
"That yellow road, I think, is where my journey will commence."

"Beware," I warn, "that road is full of lions, fierce and brave."

Then in red shoes, away, she skips with just a little wave.


A conversation with a fictional character Poetry Contest Placed 1st
Sponsored by: Natasha L Scragg
Date wrote: 17th February 2022
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Krutsinger Avatar
April 1, 2022 at 10:33 PM
I am from Kansas, and I was thoroughly entertained by this parody! Well done!
Miller Avatar
April 2, 2022 at 6:02 AM
Hi Caren thank you so much I appreciate it a lot
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March 2, 2022 at 9:41 AM
Hi Terry, What a good interview/conversation with Dorthy. I thought about doing a conversation with Dorthy as well. After seeing this I'm glad I didn't.Congrats on your win. Have a nice day-Alexis
Miller Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 12:48 AM
Thank you Alexis
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February 17, 2022 at 3:42 AM
Brilliant Terry! Good luck in the contest. Cheers - Gary
Miller Avatar
February 19, 2022 at 1:12 AM
Thanks Gary, I revisited it and made a couple of edits.
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