Long Legalese Poems
Long Legalese Poems. Below are the most popular long Legalese by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Legalese poems by poem length and keyword.
2009 Apology To Us AmerindiansLayli Long Soldier speaks ...
Legalese: with lots of "Whereas"
Her Lakota people make other news in praying -
She really believes in prayer as resistance
Yes, "Indians" are so very different
But I have not read, ever, they fought...
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Categories:
legalese, america, history, immigration, international, peace,
Form:
Free verse
Life In a SuitcaseLIFE IN A SUITCASE
Crawling in the loft today, I found the suitcase.
Through a cobweb curtain, beneath a patina of dust
It lay.
Just where it’s lain for twenty years, full of memories of early days.
The suitcase.
The rusting...
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Categories:
legalese, childhood, family, school,
Form:
Rhyme
Emotional IntelligenceCan ‘Religious’ folk claim a connection with God
who refuse to condemn the cops’ stopping of those
(who refuse to obey), who retreat from police
at a walk (not a run), and get shot in the back
for this...
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Categories:
legalese, faith, political,
Form:
Rhyme
War on ThistleA yellow notice on the gate with bold letterhead states
Noxious Weed Commission and then, in smaller red print, declares:
Demand Notice to Remove Thistle.
This notice is a sudden smack behind the noggin.
Bringing attention to a purple, spiky blossom
on top of an orb wound tightly around a ball of seeds,
swaying in the breeze and heeding this question:
What did you do?
To make the County use its bureaucratic might
and declare thistle plants a blight, a public nuisance
worthy of persecution. And any resistance will cause
an appearance before a judge who'll levy
fines and imprisonment.
What did you do?
Shock begins to wane and reason filters into the brain;
this thistle, that goats devour like its a treat,
it explodes into a cotton suite that birds
use to build a soft nest and squirrels
a cozy den for all their kin.
Is...
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Categories:
legalese, farm,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Breathing Life Into LegaleseI, henceforth, known as the respirer, do
solemnly swear hereafter, to take you in,
in sufficient quantities to ensure
continuation of the flesh's animation.
I additionally, do accede my heretofore,
essential need of your estimable service,
and express my...
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Categories:
legalese, desire, health, humor, life,
Form:
Narrative
Old and New 2 : BoardroomOLD AND NEW 2 : BOARDROOM
Jackal preyed on dimpled dolls
smiling gold on slender wrist
nosing down a slippery path
scowling schoolboy promoted
beyond his mediocre castle
Mammals sat on polished teak
coiffed moustaches, tonged peaks
feeding unclipped grapevines
old words...
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Categories:
legalese, africa, allegory, confusion, extended metaphor, history, humor,
Form:
Political Verse
To Be a ManThe wish of growing boy it seems
Can never come true fast enough,
But then it does and yet somehow
You find yourself still wondering,
Amazed to find you hold the wheel.
But thoughts are gone you lack right stuff,
Past...
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Categories:
legalese, life,
Form:
Rhyme
CharlatansI'm sick of mean minded people
who prey on the weak and the old.
Who use every rip-off trick in the book
trying to turn crap into gold.
They target the vulnerable in society,
with...
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Categories:
legalese, anger, corruption,
Form:
Rhyme
We, the People
We all willingly give them the power
every time we turn-on our TVs
and absorb all their well-scripted comments
entertained by disguised legalese
Then we buy and we use all their products
fill their coffers with...
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Categories:
legalese, america, freedom, inspirational, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Down On Your Knees, LegaleseRules and regulations bring economic strangulation
Policies and procedures serve the whims of weak leaders
Statutes and ordinances pave the road to subordinance
Hypotheses and theories render creativity weary
Laws and...
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Categories:
legalese, fear, freedom, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
LegaleseThere once was a clumsy attorney
Who wanted to go on a journey
But lacking some grace
He fell on his face
And soon was stretched out on a...
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Categories:
legalese, humorous,
Form:
Limerick