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What if I can see it, smell it, almost touch it,
That gilded throne where I will proudly sit,
Would people think me mad,
Is my ambition so preposterous and bad.
And why not me, have I not earned this crown,
Someone not worthy of that queenly gown,
Bejeweled and composed for all to see,
My vassals all around, bowing deep to me.
Naysayers bleat I'm just an empty ship,
With lights and streamers pretending to be hip,
Without a cargo or destination clear,
Sailing in circles relying on the wind to steer.
But if we're given to analogies, what if I were a Trojan horse,
With clear intent and undisputed course,
Where guile and purpose rule the day,
The aim to soundly win not merely one to play.
Demean and underrate me at your peril,
I can pivot between angel and pure devil,
While my laugh is designed to be disarming,
It masks a side of me considerably less charming.
Everything I've wanted I've achieved,
A trajectory few would have believed,
Do you think I'll stop at this last jump,
And in so doing fully flatten Trump?
Number forty six - White House occupant re:
guarding President elect Joe Biden
Within mein hermitage
now dwells one euphoric troglodyte who wept
upon hearing unbelievable news,
(albeit at snail's pace schlepped
finally proclamation emancipation
gave reasonable rhyme yours truly to ejaculate
(not prematurely), subsequently I leapt
into the air, and kept
myself aloft completing
one after another sumersault and except
for minor nuisance of gravity
nevertheless landed feet first and crept
back into mine mancave adept
to survive alone in the wilderness.
Seventy four million popular votes
tallied across country,
gives ample reason to grind hips and bump,
(cuz the most votes
cast for any presidential candidate in history),
which Republican contender finally plopped
hook line and anchored
courtesy Taj Mahal replica sinker
into dustbin of history
good riddance electorate voted out
loutish oaf, which voters chose to dump
best mandated to cavort with zoot suited frump
on any given Wednesday available to hump
rotund barenaked lady merging
into humongous protoplasmic lump.
Caught red handed concerning
more'n where's the beef
stole 2016 election
under nose of Hillary Clinton
abused role, when tasked
as commander in chief
good ole Charlie Brown nemesis
caused nothing but grief,
hence yours truly quite elated
upon occasion when figurative new leaf
turned over and booted out
as more onerous than Baghdad thief.
Hit the ground running
with nary a second to waste
Joe Biden, Kamala Harris and company
proving their steely eyed mettle
after victory lap Democrats did taste
usher in COVID-19 game plan
bolstering pandemic defences
where prior administration sorely misplaced
priorities United States Lady Liberty
wantonly, undeservedly, subsequently
her reputation disgraced.
Hope springs eternal - ah tis amazing grace
yours truly suddenly brimming with optimism
able bodied diverse cabinet to erase
formerly inept sycophants with intentions base
running amok within White House
at long last competent candidate won the race
adieu Donald Trump, who
did disappearing act at Mar-A-Lago without a trace
sore loser teed off absent American
delivering his humiliating defeat coup de grâce.
A Found Poem from the Bing Homepage
Earns record-breaking medal,
a boxer apologizes, is sad,
wins US Senate primary.
Campaign raises $138.7M,
to lay off 15% of workforce,
US launches antitrust probe.
Child sex abuse sentence,
Utah abortion ban halted,
net neutrality rules blocked.
Rain showers,
a Christian petition rebuking,
conservative attacks receive thousands.
50 icons famous after they died,
Charlamagne tha God on racial attacks,
'I don’t give a damn.'
The 1-ingredient upgrade for eggs,
complete fantasy,
a Western movie brutally assessed.
Egyptian women’s beach volleyball team,
slams French hijab ban after Olympic match,
Kamala Harris's lucky break.
I want to know who’s going to tell Trump that the job he’s currently seeking might just be one of those black jobs?—Michelle Obama
please don't squander what those before us fought hard for all of their lives
~ he wants you to fear two highly educated black successes whose lives thrives
something wonderfully magical is in the air ~
spreading all across this country we love and share
steppin’ up ~ Kamala a president we can be proud of
~not a villain fear monger for a lesser gov
Black History Month began as "***** History Week"
Our holiday was adopted at a time when the country was bleak
Created in 1926 by noted African American Historian, Carter G. Woodson
Today, we celebrate the "Congressional Gold Medal" of Eugene Goodman
It became a month-long celebration in February 1976
To celebrate the birthdays of Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln
Black History Month honors the contributions of African Americans
The historical contributions of Barack Obama and Kamala Harris
They deserve recognition because of their contributory impact on the nation
Another Black History Month contribution by Frank Wills from Watergate
The Security Guard was forever ostracized, because he didn't hesitate
It's time to speak the unvarnished truth,
and to do so as often and loudly as we can
I recall the fear and prejudice that were expressed by many
How do we confront this virus of injustice?
We must speak truth to power.
The burden of confronting injustice and racism
Must not be viewed through rose colored negativism
Hold accountable those who prey on black people's fears
And biases with lies, conspiracies, and tears
We must speak out forcefully and act with conviction
We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality
Tied in a single garment of destiny
Whatever affects one directly affects all indirectly
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere
Author: Floyd Neal
Date: February 13, 2021
Inspiration: Black History Month
Genocide Joe was killing them softly
his bombs though slaughtered thousands loudly
killer Kamala was more worried about the price of eggs
than bombing babies in Gaza's cage
now we have Trump
a criminal being a super criminal
openly stating
he will commit genocide
kill them all he proclaims
Israel's chief Rabbi said the same
kill we must, a million or more
Gods Chosen, spreading terrorism and hate
laughing, as they have Trump on a leash
the bomb makes Zionists aroused for their profits
If you remain silent now, let make a new name
a silentist following silentism
I promise you, you should be ashamed
the only thing greater than your shame
the victims pain
wow, i'm acting like a lil kid on xmas eve,going to bed early so tomorrow will come faster. a back to back wow! cause finally some not bad but good excitement. Twas the night before inauguration day i get up,turn the light back on and write this poem. the past sad bad events of this year gives us a clear understanding of what hope is and now joe, you and kamala are what hope is..we hope that we americans are once again embracing the "we" factor our interpride will see daylight again and in our ole american spirit having that shine again,we share that guiding light to the world.. N' now i lay me down to sleep and pray tomorrow you will safekeep.
The red pills are out again
all hot and bothered on menopause
Angry Birds
spewing angry words
we need a poo poet to respond
to these silly turds
Now Kamala I am sure has lied
a time or two
she's a politician, who cares red or blue
now Trump
who can not read or write
as lied to you thousands of times
I just lied
Is billions
I lied again
Is trillions
Angry Birds hate
like bats in a cave
their world is all upside down
no one told them
they are the clowns
There views are formed
by a little tube in front of them
they have no empathy
nor humanity
They are couch terrorists
frauds for sure
excited by burning flesh
soon behind them
The lion will roar
She's nobody's fool got her pronouns down
if you misuse them she screams profound
Piercings and tattoos and nose rings
purple hair, dresses male, mad and mean
No debate disagree and you are wrong
no more borders all illegals belong
Palestine for queers hating all Jews in spade
extremist political views votes only DSA
Hates her parents cause they voted for Trump yet
still needs their money for student loan debt
Has three college degrees in woke crap
can't get hired blames racism identifies as black
Malnourished but somehow fat with diet vegan
hates her grandparents who voted Reagan
Defund the police and outlaw ICE to boot
gets paid to riot pillage burn and loot
Christianity is evil, God does not exist
Loves Islam commies Chairman Mao was best
Capitalism billionaires must be destroyed
wonders why she is always unemployed
Never will marry a man children must abort
groom kids transgender bodies distort
Education for brainwashing from CCP
hating America, socialism over liberty
Believes exactly like Hitler but screams Nazi
to anyone or anything she violently disagrees
Miserable unhappy and has ten cats
wouldn't you know all ten are fat
Hillary and Kamala and Mike whoops Michelle
she worships them, sexless but on the pill
Homosexuality a religion and faith for her
Being attracted to a man is so absurd
She's nobody's fool for there is no need
She's her own fool self made by all she believes.
Lest we forget that back in 2017, at a softball game,
they tried to massacre members of the republican congress.
Then between 2016 and 2020, they impeached Trump twice
for nonexistent and/or Trumped-up charges.
During the fentanyl Floyd riots
They attempted a REAL insurrection at the White House.
None of those insurrectionists were jailed.
Then in 2020, the CCP and the Fauci DNC
Unleashed a gain-of-function plague on the world.
To shut down our booming economy
To crush our livelihoods
To uplift the globalist agenda
and disrupt our electoral process.
They closed churches and decimated small businesses.
deeming them non-essential.
While fast food conglomerates and Nancy Pelosi's nail salon
remained open.
Since then, they've illegally wire tapped {aka Watergate}
Trump properties.
Storm trooped his home with authority to kill.
They've tried to:
slander
jail,
bankrupt
frame
keep him off the ballot in several states.
Biden said we need to put a bullseye on Trump,
Mere days later {they} tried to assassinate him.
Additional plots to assassinate
were stopped before they came to fruition.
They {LEFT} the unvetted borders wide open
to build up their dwindling voting base.
Mixed in with the desperate migrants are drug cartels.
Human traffickers, known terrorists, and rivers of fentanyl.
Whose ingredients are made in Communist China.
Who, by the way, are buying USA farmland at an alarming rate.
Complacent representatives have let the Trojan camel inside our (Bill Gates).
They kicked old Joe to the curb (disregarding all those who voted for him in the primaries) because of plummeting polls.
Then they claim that republicans are suppressing votes.
By promoting voter ID laws.
They replaced old Joe with camel toe Kamala.
Who set up bail funding for the Floyd looters and rioters.
Not the victims of the looting and rioting.
She promotes a no-bail agenda in general.
She has now selected a late-term abortionist. Waltz as her running mate, fellow...
During COVID, Waltz set up a hotline so people could snitch on one another.
And they have the nerve to scream that Republicans are a threat to democracy...
When in fact they are projectionists of the highest degree.
Wake up, people. The D.N.C tree only yields fetid lemons.