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Cymbric Vale
I believed that I was rural … that I lived in country style,
where the city was close handy … that big distance was a mile.
Trains and buses ferried daily; a freeway ran close by …
comforts...

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Categories: jokes, holiday,
Form: Rhyme



I Am My Father's Son
They were gambling in front of the house.
Manservants and pages bustled about
Serving Suitors who just curse and carouse.
Few mix wine with water. I heard one shout,
"Clean down the tables with wet sponges! Rouse
Yourselves! And when...

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Categories: jokes, adventure, anger, anxiety, bullying, father, history, introspection,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Poems About Fathers and Grandfathers I
Poems about Fathers and Grandfathers I

I translated the first six Native American poems for my father when he chose to enter hospice and end his life by not taking dialysis …


Cherokee Travelers' Blessing I
loose translation/interpretation...

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Categories: jokes, father, father daughter, father son, fathers day,
Form: Rhyme
Salat Days
Salat Days
by Michael R. Burch 

(dedicated to my grandfather, Paul Ray Burch Sr.)

I remember how my grandfather used to pick poke salat ...
though first, usually, he’d stretch back in the front porch swing,
dangling his long...

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Categories: jokes, age, america, appreciation, depression, endurance, poverty,
Form: Free verse
Millie's Christmas Wish
Millie's Christmas Wish
Winter Vacation was coming
The kids were all set
They were thinking of Christmas
And the gifts they would get

But, Millie sat waiting
Thinking of nothing but snow
Watching the class clock
That was moving so slow


They did arts...

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Categories: jokes, 5th grade, adventure, america, childhood, christmas,
Form: Epic



Poems About Children Iv
Poems about Children IV

Salat Days
by Michael R. Burch

Dedicated to the memory of my grandfather, Paul Ray Burch, Sr.

I remember how my grandfather used to pick poke salat ...
though first, usually, he’d stretch back in the...

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Categories: jokes, child, childhood, children, dad, father son, grandfather,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Old Man Crabb - Both Audio and Text
Sixty some odd years ago, when I was just a kid, our home was on the very edge of town.
The man that lived next door to us - a Mr. - O. M. Crabb -...

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Categories: jokes, inspirational,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Unquotable Quotes: Journalists - Dedication To Andre Fontaine - Xxvi
Unquotable quotes: Tale-Carriers, Gossip-Mongers, Courrier-Pigeon Caretakers, Smoke-Signal Puffers and Tom-Tom Thumpers – XXVI

Could there be such things as political shenanigans or inter-continental warfares, even catastrophes, natural disasters, tsunamis, irruptions, conflagrations, inundations, landslides, typhoons, tornadoes, hurricanes,...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: jokes, power,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 11
Lumi's hand pressed upon his shoulder in a surprisingly firm grip guiding him into the dining area and to the second of two long slender tables where sat five older elves including DynDoeth.
  ...

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Categories: jokes, christmas, fairy,
Form: Epic
Premium Member Thirty-Two
from island corner, big Antrim lad
  to Belfast city, a tiny pad
  shattered windows, tilted clocks
  Goliath had lost his socks
  gargantuan giant going mad

  Armagh apple girl, any topic
...

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© Ian Love  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: jokes, ireland, nonsense,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Bookish Menagerie: A Time Traveler's Library
Toddlers' Exploration: 

Cardboard drum, a thunderous beast,
Playful roars in tiny fists and feasts.
Fleeting wings glide, dreams just out of reach,
Soaring through tales of barnyard Waddles and Squeaks,
Moo! Quack! Giggles tumble and bump.
Flaps flapping, bright colors...

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Categories: jokes, adventure, books, childhood, imagination, literature, mystery, teen,
Form: Narrative
Story-My humor
Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance?
No? Well me neither.
See look, being funny is hard.
Some people don’t...

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Categories: jokes, creation, emotions, funny, humor, me, meaningful,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Visit to Heaven


                             I dreamed I went to heaven,

...

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Categories: jokes, dream,
Form: Rhyme
10 Things I Hate About Me
1 - I can't be alone

I struggle to be by myself because my dark thoughts come
But when I'm with people my heart is numb
On top of a lot of pain is what I built my...

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© Alex Duffy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: jokes, deep, emotions, encouraging, growing up, growth, inspiration,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Unquotable Quotes: L 50 - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams
UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: L (50) - Tongue-Teasers

The « early bird catches the worm » only because the worm has not woken up yet.

« I don’t love you ! I hated your father ! » - must...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: jokes, art, humor, irony, women, word play,
Form: Epigram
Premium Member 50th Class Reunion - Class of 1935
All the guys and gals that I had graduated with, from Jimmy Dorsey High School, back in 1935,
Half a century later were dispersing all around us, surprising me with whom among my class was still...

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Categories: jokes, high school,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Please don't leave me I love you
He reignited my creative passion when he reentered my life
His can sense to the core how I am feeling and asked me right away to be his wife

Though it's been 45 years we have known...

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Categories: jokes, loss, lost love, love, soulmate,
Form: Free verse
What Is a Life To You
What is a life to you?
Do you wake up to love
imagine a future with someone?
A wife or a husband,
a child or ten?
An exaggeration,
but love is different to everyone.
Do you have a cat or a dog,
that...

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Categories: jokes, america, anger, emotions, grief, humanity,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member He Said, I Said
How the housefly gets attracted to organic decay
and an infant child traces the voice of its mother
are nothing compared to the intense attraction
Michelle and I possess on the guy owning not a strand of hair...

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Categories: jokes, art, boyfriend, character, emotions, girlfriend, hello,
Form: Epic
You Hurt My Feelings
Father, you hurt my feelings
It looks as if you don’t care that I’m alone
Melodic, hopeful bird sings,
So I listen and feel at home, all on my own 

The tune of tranquility will drain away the...

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Categories: jokes, angst, courage, emotions, faith, feelings, strength, youth,
Form: Rhyme
Hilda's Family Reunion
Paddy didn't want to go to his wife's family reunion. He told her that in the same nice way he had told her in years past so as to avoid other reunions over the many...

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Categories: jokes, family, marriage,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Slow-Cooked Conversion Stories
I was raised in one of those white nationalist churches,
passing itself off as a Christian evangelical Bible church,
where "evangelical" meant fundamental
and "fundamental" meant we did not interpret scripture
but accepted it as God's literal trans-historical Word
of...

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Categories: jokes, childhood, christian, earth, faith, health, integrity, senses,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Chapter 144 -- DAMIAN DELILAH MALLORY HOLANNYA: Offspring and Desharah's Birthday
Date:  October   2050

Cool October afternoon. Damali 
Damian Sidney Amadeus Dolly 
Molly and Holly planned a sort of 
small birthday celebration for Desharah
 and Sedanah both would soon be in
 the beginning of...

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Categories: jokes, 11th grade, allusion, best friend, child,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Favorite Recurring Nightmares Part 2 Final
Nightmare 8. To Lose the Gift of Feeling Heard

Is each person not poet when he spills his heart?
Has your verse lost its edge if it’s true no one listens,
Or does God mean that no one...

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Categories: jokes, anxiety, christian, fun, humor, life,
Form: Quatrain
Sought Deliverance
Listen to the encouragement in mind 
And the people say it for you to find 
Relief from the grief due to trials in its prime
You can be who you want to be, yes, this time…

I...

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Categories: jokes, deep, desire, emotions, encouraging, pain, passion, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Shattered Sighs