Long Jokes Poems
Long Jokes Poems. Below are the most popular long Jokes by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Jokes poems by poem length and keyword.
Cymbric ValeI believed that I was rural … that I lived in country style,
where the city was close handy … that big distance was a mile.
Trains and buses ferried daily; a freeway ran close by …
comforts...
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Categories:
jokes, holiday,
Form:
Rhyme
I Am My Father's SonThey were gambling in front of the house.
Manservants and pages bustled about
Serving Suitors who just curse and carouse.
Few mix wine with water. I heard one shout,
"Clean down the tables with wet sponges! Rouse
Yourselves! And when...
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Categories:
jokes, adventure, anger, anxiety, bullying, father, history, introspection,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Poems About Fathers and Grandfathers IPoems about Fathers and Grandfathers I
I translated the first six Native American poems for my father when he chose to enter hospice and end his life by not taking dialysis …
Cherokee Travelers' Blessing I
loose translation/interpretation...
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Categories:
jokes, father, father daughter, father son, fathers day,
Form:
Rhyme
Salat DaysSalat Days
by Michael R. Burch
(dedicated to my grandfather, Paul Ray Burch Sr.)
I remember how my grandfather used to pick poke salat ...
though first, usually, he’d stretch back in the front porch swing,
dangling his long...
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Categories:
jokes, age, america, appreciation, depression, endurance, poverty,
Form:
Free verse
Millie's Christmas WishMillie's Christmas Wish
Winter Vacation was coming
The kids were all set
They were thinking of Christmas
And the gifts they would get
But, Millie sat waiting
Thinking of nothing but snow
Watching the class clock
That was moving so slow
They did arts...
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Categories:
jokes, 5th grade, adventure, america, childhood, christmas,
Form:
Epic
Poems About Children IvPoems about Children IV
Salat Days
by Michael R. Burch
Dedicated to the memory of my grandfather, Paul Ray Burch, Sr.
I remember how my grandfather used to pick poke salat ...
though first, usually, he’d stretch back in the...
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Categories:
jokes, child, childhood, children, dad, father son, grandfather,
Form:
Rhyme
Old Man Crabb - Both Audio and TextSixty some odd years ago, when I was just a kid, our home was on the very edge of town.
The man that lived next door to us - a Mr. - O. M. Crabb -...
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Categories:
jokes, inspirational,
Form:
Narrative
Unquotable Quotes: Journalists - Dedication To Andre Fontaine - XxviUnquotable quotes: Tale-Carriers, Gossip-Mongers, Courrier-Pigeon Caretakers, Smoke-Signal Puffers and Tom-Tom Thumpers – XXVI
Could there be such things as political shenanigans or inter-continental warfares, even catastrophes, natural disasters, tsunamis, irruptions, conflagrations, inundations, landslides, typhoons, tornadoes, hurricanes,...
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Categories:
jokes, power,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 11Lumi's hand pressed upon his shoulder in a surprisingly firm grip guiding him into the dining area and to the second of two long slender tables where sat five older elves including DynDoeth.
...
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Categories:
jokes, christmas, fairy,
Form:
Epic
Thirty-Twofrom island corner, big Antrim lad
to Belfast city, a tiny pad
shattered windows, tilted clocks
Goliath had lost his socks
gargantuan giant going mad
Armagh apple girl, any topic
...
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Categories:
jokes, ireland, nonsense,
Form:
Verse
Bookish Menagerie: A Time Traveler's LibraryToddlers' Exploration:
Cardboard drum, a thunderous beast,
Playful roars in tiny fists and feasts.
Fleeting wings glide, dreams just out of reach,
Soaring through tales of barnyard Waddles and Squeaks,
Moo! Quack! Giggles tumble and bump.
Flaps flapping, bright colors...
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Categories:
jokes, adventure, books, childhood, imagination, literature, mystery, teen,
Form:
Narrative
Story-My humorDo you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance?
No? Well me neither.
See look, being funny is hard.
Some people don’t...
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Categories:
jokes, creation, emotions, funny, humor, me, meaningful,
Form:
Narrative
Visit to Heaven
I dreamed I went to heaven,
...
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Categories:
jokes, dream,
Form:
Rhyme
10 Things I Hate About Me1 - I can't be alone
I struggle to be by myself because my dark thoughts come
But when I'm with people my heart is numb
On top of a lot of pain is what I built my...
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Categories:
jokes, deep, emotions, encouraging, growing up, growth, inspiration,
Form:
Free verse
Unquotable Quotes: L 50 - Tongue-Teasing EpigramsUNQUOTABLE QUOTES: L (50) - Tongue-Teasers
The « early bird catches the worm » only because the worm has not woken up yet.
« I don’t love you ! I hated your father ! » - must...
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Categories:
jokes, art, humor, irony, women, word play,
Form:
Epigram
50th Class Reunion - Class of 1935All the guys and gals that I had graduated with, from Jimmy Dorsey High School, back in 1935,
Half a century later were dispersing all around us, surprising me with whom among my class was still...
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Categories:
jokes, high school,
Form:
Narrative
Please don't leave me I love youHe reignited my creative passion when he reentered my life
His can sense to the core how I am feeling and asked me right away to be his wife
Though it's been 45 years we have known...
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Categories:
jokes, loss, lost love, love, soulmate,
Form:
Free verse
What Is a Life To YouWhat is a life to you?
Do you wake up to love
imagine a future with someone?
A wife or a husband,
a child or ten?
An exaggeration,
but love is different to everyone.
Do you have a cat or a dog,
that...
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Categories:
jokes, america, anger, emotions, grief, humanity,
Form:
Free verse
He Said, I SaidHow the housefly gets attracted to organic decay
and an infant child traces the voice of its mother
are nothing compared to the intense attraction
Michelle and I possess on the guy owning not a strand of hair...
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Categories:
jokes, art, boyfriend, character, emotions, girlfriend, hello,
Form:
Epic
You Hurt My FeelingsFather, you hurt my feelings
It looks as if you don’t care that I’m alone
Melodic, hopeful bird sings,
So I listen and feel at home, all on my own
The tune of tranquility will drain away the...
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Categories:
jokes, angst, courage, emotions, faith, feelings, strength, youth,
Form:
Rhyme
Hilda's Family ReunionPaddy didn't want to go to his wife's family reunion. He told her that in the same nice way he had told her in years past so as to avoid other reunions over the many...
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Categories:
jokes, family, marriage,
Form:
Prose
Slow-Cooked Conversion StoriesI was raised in one of those white nationalist churches,
passing itself off as a Christian evangelical Bible church,
where "evangelical" meant fundamental
and "fundamental" meant we did not interpret scripture
but accepted it as God's literal trans-historical Word
of...
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Categories:
jokes, childhood, christian, earth, faith, health, integrity, senses,
Form:
Political Verse
Chapter 144 -- DAMIAN DELILAH MALLORY HOLANNYA: Offspring and Desharah's BirthdayDate: October 2050
Cool October afternoon. Damali
Damian Sidney Amadeus Dolly
Molly and Holly planned a sort of
small birthday celebration for Desharah
and Sedanah both would soon be in
the beginning of...
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Categories:
jokes, 11th grade, allusion, best friend, child,
Form:
Alliteration
Favorite Recurring Nightmares Part 2 FinalNightmare 8. To Lose the Gift of Feeling Heard
Is each person not poet when he spills his heart?
Has your verse lost its edge if it’s true no one listens,
Or does God mean that no one...
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Categories:
jokes, anxiety, christian, fun, humor, life,
Form:
Quatrain
Sought DeliveranceListen to the encouragement in mind
And the people say it for you to find
Relief from the grief due to trials in its prime
You can be who you want to be, yes, this time…
I...
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Categories:
jokes, deep, desire, emotions, encouraging, pain, passion, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme