Long Hogwash Poems

"The Faces of Man"



The faces of Man
transformative 
held in the hand 
of Mephistopheles 

blood sells white and red
pontificating with two fingers

consuming greed for 
want of everything
they meld into the
curves of their crooked bends

he’s come to...

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That soft-spoken Sovereign commands a big stick, 
runs the world into ruins, once our bailiwick.
If asked why, He grins grimly, pale lips slightly pursed:
"Vindication? Straightforward: It's Me and Me First" 

(To mesmerise people He needed...

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Brrr brrr brrr; Hello caller this is the wabc radio phone in; what would you like to talk about? I'd like to discuss my reaction and thoughts on another persons statements on yesterdays slot; with...

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dear madam or sir
allow me a moment
for i have a rather pertinent question that has been bugging me like
crazy
for a long time
buzzing like a patch of black flies
at the edge of my hairline right at...

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Strikingly crafty logomaniac presents...
what else... his trademark blatherskite!

While sprawled comfortably
numb upon davenport
Iowa daily dose of poetic mishmash,
thus yours truly couches, kneads, sports...
his imponderable matted
swiftly styled balderdash
noah intent to kindle
potential ark enemy, nor abash

please pardon your
garden...

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whether you believe in ha-satan, 
the hebrew “adversary,” or satan/lucifer,
the christian “fallen angel” that rebelled against
“god,”or perhaps iblis, the muslim jinn who didn’t bow down
to the fictional character “adam” & who spends its time
trying to...

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f I come across as a bit critical,
about some subjects, religious or political.
this is all because the fact is I,
am a critical kind of guy,
when it comes to those who brainwash,
and spew out so much...

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(So Beat It)


How many times must I forgive you
Before
You meant just what you said
How often must I play these games 
Until
We're forced to forfeit at the hands
Of your disease
You're so busy crying wolf that you've
Forgotten...

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So robots write poetry now.  Here's what I think of that.

Yer shiny enough, Robot Boy
Yer hard as a shard of rock
You never run out of energy
You and yer digital clock
Sex isn’t problematic
There isn’t an...

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Waiting every (2) weeks for this paycheck to be direct deposited
Makes the time fly
All the bill collectors got their palms out waiting for their cut
Or we going to have to report you Mr. Moreland to...

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In the eye of the storm I hover,
daring not move close to the edge.
My comfort zone moves with the core,
waning, wafting through life situations.

My brain aches as I weave the syntax.
Laughing at the storm of...

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more …

more than I’ll ever know …
that’s how much you love me
(just spoken)
but what the hell does that mean?
how do you know that I’ll never know
how much you love me??
I mean, thanks …
thanks for the...

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imagine for a second 
that all the hogwash bull*****fiction
spun by you spin doctors 
whipping up your religions &
churning your lies like 
butta,
was scientifically proven tomorrow---
imagine that the proof that y’all needed
to rub the faces of...

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THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I BELIEVED IN YOU THE DREAMS YOU HAD AND THE AMBITION YOU HAD SHOWN TO ME.

NOW ALL I SEE IS SOMETHING THAT IS UNREAL SOMETHING THAT IS TRIFILING.

ONLY TIME WHEN...

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Somewhere over the Rainbow in Proximity to the Castles in the Air 

"A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, 
and eat of the fish that hath fed of that...

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the once-believer in “god”
had been wallowing in the feeling of being all alone
in a world in which every contact that they had
was based on a work of fiction full of characters
on the basis of whom
millions...

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Shameful Portland

Another Conservative reporter
attacked.
The police in Portland would not
cover his back.
Shame on you Antifa cowards!
Hiding behind your cowardly masks.

Americans and people of all
nations must stop their lunatic
fringe, physical attacks.
On others who don't follow
their leftist tracks.
The...

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Now Is The Time, Do Not Wait

Hogwash!
Venial and mortal sin are made up
By the Vatican;
Aligned in spiritual classification,
Of neatly arrayed distinction.
Sin is sin and not
A portrait by Dante’s
Superstitious eye
And vivid imagination.
This notion that everyone,
Who follows...

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Now I have discovered baloney and waffle listed under a words in relationship to 
nonsense. What other kinds of food can I find listed in reference to nonsense?   
Drivel lists foolishness, poppycock, idiocy,...

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Be fearless, it does not matter.
Rise above all your mind clatter!

I hear you, thinking, but they are better than me.
Hogwash, I tell you, most happily!

I realize, fully, the groupies here.
Love them and give them three...

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The world is full of things that vex,
Competitors going for rivals’ necks,
Foes that single you out for no reason
And haters who loathe despite the season.

In the face of all this you should stand out
As a...

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Horn Haiku Hogwash 
About President Trump

trump white supremist
he seems to always persist
should cease and desist

trump made mockery
of our whole society
and democracy

of trump am ashamed
we are the one who he blamed
like horse must be tamed

trump has...

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He never believed in love at first sight!
Spurious hogwash, or so he thought.
Yet he felt a magnetic fascination,
Seeing her alone, sipping a cool exotic drink,
Dressed impeccably in local folklore attire.
He was deeply attracted for she...

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There is a legend of a cowboy down in Texas
To whom they give the sobriquet of Pecos Bill.
It's said he rooted and he tooted
As across the plains he scooted,
Stetsoned, jeaned, bowlegged, and booted,
Pursuing cows and...

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Like an angel from paradise you came
In my dream - I believed that to be true,
Like a princess you graced up on me
The realism was out of true.
 
I walked to you like my destiny...

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