A Lukewarm Bowl of Nonsense

Good eve to you and sets the sun Let's have some fun, stay on alert For someone will get their just desserts Not you though it's no piece of cake As I had mine and ate it too On just the other side of daybreak But all I got for my last 5 pence Was a lukewarm bowl of nonsense With just a balderdash of drivel So sweet it turned my head a swivel A bit of mischief and baloney Seemed phony so I spit it in a kerchief A little gobbledygook was all it took To turn that hogwash into rubbish So all you had was a slice to take Of a dollop of icing on a fake cupcake It's almost dawn so get the check first We can try for something hot at breakfast