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I am going to write a poem about jumping into conclusion
I was so glad when my boss didn't jump into conclusions
He sees what I did and keeps his cool
Had he jumped into conclusions I would have had it
And lose my cool
That's what you need my friend
A fresh head on your shoulder
Shall I say "cool head"?
Nowadays we all need someone with a cool head
Who is not biased and can see things from all sides
And always give someone the benefits of the doubt
Who always think good of others
And not ready to see the negatives
Did you know your measure of worth is based upon
on how you treat others?
If you always see the good in people
It will come back to you
Like a head light
shine your way
Someone said "the measure of a good boss
is how you create leaders"
If you produce leaders who are under you
Then you know you have made it
"A good boss"
Yeah God is a good boss
All He creates are leaders
You don't want to create followers
because they will follow you to your doom
Haha
Anyhow create leaders
Even in your circles of friends
Don't let them follow you
Encourage their own thoughts
Try their own ways
And don't insist on your ways
Because your way is no good
It may be good for you
But it's not for them
Try think things outside the box
Do things that haven't been done before
Take the initiative
Meet with failure
And turn it around
Is it a round?
Or is it square?
Back to square one
Hehe try it again
Do this
Do that
Try this
Try that
If it doesn't work
I'll do it this way
Hey you may be able to find your way
out of a maze that is called "life"
Who said it's a maze?
I said
A -maz-ing
That's what it is
Yeah
Liv-ing
Kick-ing
S-ing
Not that one
Ahh you can do that one
Time for you
Haha
Give the gift that keeps on giving
Do you know what that is?
That is love, my friend
Don't believe me?
Say - someone does good things for you
Do you keep it to yourself?
Or you turn around and do good things forward?
Someone smiles at you
Do you turn around and smile at others?
Nah I think I am going to snarl at them haha
Just kidding
When you give love
You will see that the whole world opened to you
From the youngest to the oldest
No exceptions
Did anyone ever tell you that you look so cute today?
That's from me
Love makes you cute
I am talking nonsense
lol
Ahh I think I'd rather have you yelled at me
Not
Don't need that
Don't want that
What do you want my friend?
I believe I can write anything and it would teach you something lol
Let me say this
It's not easy - I had to work for it
Anyway here it goes
Do you believe in comsi comsa -whatever it goes?
Is everything according to plan? - God's plan haha
Now the next question: Is God's plan perfect?
Does God ever tell you what He is doing?
But He does put in your spirit the urge to want something
Because that is what He is going to do for you
Whether you are going to get it right there and then
Or you have to work for it
You will know
Now back to my question
God's plan is always perfect
Because He is a perfect God
You and I are not perfect
So our plan sure is h not perfect
So don't whine or bawl when God has other plans for you
Just remember He is perfect
And His plan for you is perfect
Now do you have any other plans lol?
If a cat could talk
Would he bark
If a bird could meow
Should he fly?
Man am I hungry
If a mouse ate pizza
Would it be topped with anchovies
I dunno No I like my fish raw with milk
Yeah, still am hungry
If a dog had 2 tales (tails)
One for waging and one for lying
Would he be the devil's dog
And why is this squirrel steady laughing
Rabbits are cackling
Sparrows are dancing
Robin's has got nosebleeds
Man am I hungry
Moths offering a handkerchief
Robin says thank you please
Why is the squirrel steady laughing
Chickens hatching guess wit my raw fish, dish
I'm gonna have milk, rabbits and sparrow stew
Yeah, I am hungry
Yeah, all this and yet guess what
I just realize I'm a vegetarian
That's why the squirrel steady laughing ha ha ha ha Haha ha
2/11/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2021
I am going to write a poem about whatever
Whatever You say - goes
Whatever I say - wait and see
Lol
Whatever You do - it's a done deal
Whatever I say - do it again
Haha
Whatever You do - it will come to pass
Whatever I do - come back to haunt me
Whatever You do - I see it
Whatever I do - I don't see it
At least what I want to see
Whatever You say - I'll do it
Whatever You say - You'll do it
Whatever I say - wait and see
Whatever I do - who knows?
Whatever You do - one sees it
Whatever I do - who cares?
Why is that?
Whatever oh whatever
I don't care
Or do you care?
Whatever I see - you don't see it
Whatever I do - You see it
What is the matter?
What is wrong with You?
Just kidding God
Whatever oh whatever
I get there when I get there
You get there when You want
Whatever oh whatever
Who knows and who cares?
I care
You don't care
Whatever oh whatever
Haha
Whatever
"So Dorothy, your visit here is now in Oz folklore."
"You mean to say," said she, "I'm not in Kansas anymore?"
"Oh dear, I thought you knew that fact; the Munchkins made it clear."
"I joke," she said, "I play it dumb as part of my veneer."
"Haha, quite droll, now tell us about your murder trial?"
"The witch?" She snaps, "I defend myself by plain denial,
I had no idea of where my little house would land."
"You're hoping we believe your little journey was not planned?"
She answers, "Yes, of course, I have no say if dreams come true,
I flew here on a wind, quite odd, of course, and Toto too."
"My name is Gale, you know, which is just a bit ironic."
"I understand," I reply, a trifle too sardonic.
"I do not like your tone, young man," she answers in riposte.
"You, sir, are not at all what I would call a friendly host."
"You are being rude, and I'm having such a horrid day;
This interview is over now; I must be on my way
I have to find the Wizard Oz to help with my defense."
"That yellow road, I think, is where my journey will commence."
"Beware," I warn, "that road is full of lions, fierce and brave."
Then in red shoes, away, she skips with just a little wave.
A conversation with a fictional character Poetry Contest Placed 1st
Sponsored by: Natasha L Scragg
Date wrote: 17th February 2022
I want to write a poem about impulses
Why do you feel a rush when you do things on impulse?
Is it because it’s the unknown
The unpredictable, the wildness of it?
Don’t plan for it, my friend
You will ruin it
Lol
You will feel more in charge that way
And more alive
What? You don’t believe me?
The next time you want to do something
Just don’t think about it
And just do it
And see if I am right
You would take over
At that point
You don’t let reason think for you
You don’t let brainwaves think for you
You – think for you
By not thinking haha
Anyway, it’s fun
And you’ll love it
Make it a habit of doing things on impulse
Throw caution to the wind, will ya?
Live
Dear little pussy cat sleeping all so snug
perhaps she maybe dreaming of a birdie or a bug,
Though as soon as I be resting you betcha she'll be woke
running like a sprinter, and this is not a joke!
Sweet pretty putty cat snoozing moonlight gleam
Now snoring very loudly and Oh it's quite extreme,
What if she's not feeling well? Maybe it's a cold
Suddenly she's piping down and phew she's good as gold.
Dear little pussy cat calms me with her poise
bringing me much joy within, when there is no noise,
Sometimes she does silly things coaxing me to giggle
sweet pretty putty cat Haha she done a wiggle !!
A ballade I will now begin
Why do this form I now try
Surely no contest will I win
I can see already I will cry
Rarely am I a sensitive guy
Oh what will I possibly gain
Yet again asking myself why
From this form I’ll REFRAIN
Haha I used a humorous spin
Leaving my ego to again sigh
But soon my rhymes will thin
A rhyming dictionary I do spy
Before rhyming I could say my
Surely the ballade I now stain
I got this down the first lie
From this form I’ll REFRAIN
Lol once again my ego grins
I have a smile from eye to eye
Another twist, and not the end
A near rhyme was my last reply
The form I broke, but won’t buy
For a ballade, I cannot even train
If it meant my life, surely I’d die
From this form I’ll REFRAIN
A difficult form, I cannot deny
But soon I will hit the exit lane
That ego still smiling feeling sly
From this form I’ll REFRAIN
The lesson here, don't write a ballade in 10 minutes unless you're a professional. A professional clown that is lol. I tried to stay metrically consistent, but I'm American, we don't use metric unless it's convenient, in poetry it's never convenient always forced lol.
I don't dream about someone rescues me
I don't believe in who rescues whom
I believe life is what you make it
What is life anyway?
Life is doing what you want when you want it
Life is going after what you want and always get it
It's a balancing act
You don't want to do too much of one thing and not the other
It's paying attention to the ones you deem important and not so much
with the others
It's doing what makes you happy
Whether it's helping someone or write a poem
Doing what you enjoy is important
Now don't go about having sex all night haha
If that's what makes you happy, who cares?
It's about tomorrow but have it today
Don't wait till tomorrow
It's live like how you want it
Don't let anyone say you can't have it
No one makes the rule for you
You make your own rules
It's being true to yourself
Whether it's a feeling, a statement, thought
Don't deny it
The minute you deny it
You will see it will come back in another way and tear you apart
So let it out
Deal with it
Go on
Life is so worth living
Striving for
The one you are waiting for
is waiting for you
Come to it
With open arms
Embrace it
Take it all in
Go on my friend
Life is whoa
Surprise you
Aren't you glad it comes to you
Abundantly and without reservation?
You shouldn't be too
No reservation okay?
Say it
Inspired by reading Dave Wood's "Bicycle" and "Lucky Girl" poems. Don't be too proud, Dave :)