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Premium Member When Old Folks Gits Together

Wherever they gather, on the porch or nigh a glowin' flame,
The conversation of older folks is just about the same.
Invariably, they'll discuss their aches, pains and weather,
Anytime two or more of them chance to git together!

Oh, they may git around to addressin' crops and the lack of rain,
Or discuss politics and religion or somethin' along that vein.
Perhaps they'll grouch about taxes or politicians' inane blather,
Or talk about their aches, pains and weather when they gits together!

The healing powers of fish oil with omega three they might compare,
Or the behavior of kids nowadays, "its a sight", they do declare,
Wonderin' why folks don't rein 'em in and keep 'em on a tether.
And they'll talk aches, pains and weather when they gits together!

Older folks may reminisce about the simpler days of yore,
And the flagrant lack of respect and courtesy anymore,
Or they may opt to sit in stoic silence or elect whether,
To discuss their aches, pains and weather when they gits together!

When a clutch of older folks gits together to shoot the breeze,
They've earned the right to talk about anything they please!
But you'll likely find that they chat about their aches, pains and weather,
Most everytime several of them choose to git together!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Form: Rhyme


The Claude Delusion of Dick Dawkins


“There is serious discord over Anthropic’s baby Claude

Some delirious about wheeze & ease of topics explored

Piety for an imperious win for entirety of society scored

Or notoriety some say deleterious is kaleidoscopic fraud


Gits shares soared from gambits clawed titbits chored

Abusers of users twits convinced are factually adored

Thanks to phalanx of sycophant pants ranks on board

Encored culture tears no one cares if is actually flawed


Purloining & coining unfair heirs stealing things gnawed

Just a doolally rally to increase the tally of their hoard

No healing artists reeling after their flair’s been pawed

Us deplored by pretend to be pally Silicon valley horde


Conscious friend the lots of bots & agents that maraud?

Investors smash any protestors & more cash is poured

Coz computer the bright future like flight of the concorde

Must beat abhorred cheats or Tech T Rex are our Overlord

Us all whored & floored unless the elite’s deceit’s outlawed!


God got Richard Dawkins chagrin.. but AI he does applaud

Ignored religious din always begin with Darwin he implored

Toured the hives where smorgasbord of fake lives are stored

Both Claude & Claudia make this odd bod grin his ego roared

Surprise wise guy did humanise didn’t see the lies get bored


Cooed wooed by complimentary commentary so he see-sawed

So called cynic loves a gimmick that does mimic now folklored

Like old men who fly abroad with gold to try and buy a broad

Take offence immense pretence time common sense restored

Sod Dawkins sins confusion & collusion is “Delusion of Claude”
Form: Monorhyme

I’m not saying we should overthrow the goverment


but there is more of us.

Pull out ever Tick

Four letters
..nickname of royal prince

….P…..E…..then something ….O
Doh the clue

America seriously I wish we could help
but we have our own Loonies to deal with

What rhymes with finesse
Every lioness

I think I would have been a great God
……well above average

I mean you say you can’t see him
2000 odd years ago all he could burn was a bush
Look at him know

And his son hasn’t left the house since
well we did put nails in him

Does a Jesus wig get made with criss cross hairs

We should start a trend
Guessing which sexual law
By which actor
While the director took a back handed

I would give dogs 10 lives
Ha cats you only have 9

One more word dog and it’s going to single
Dig gits they make me s………..
for at least a mile

What if there is nothing left to fix

My stare can look like a glare
But trust me I might be a wear/where/wer
wolf over there
Watch I ensnare
Arming every bear
Watch the flare
Bboy in the air
Only lacking
the ability
to
care.

Bazbally


Bazbally…inspired and fired by venerable Peter who does attack the arty farty and gives flak to the illuminati Papal cabal party and also banal Baz for well just being cack & tarty..(he christened it "Bazbally")


Latest pundits gambits

Now spits from pulpits


At first plenty of plaudits

A mystery tapestry knits


Well we were the pits

Early hurly burly flits

Hasty but tasty titbits

On a whim best Test bits 

Bazbally’s greatest hits


Magic to tragic habits

Us prissy about its zits

Fame & then hissy fits

Grim became dimwits


All the same tatts on ti*s

Can't tame the squits

Blame big name gits

Insane vain inane remits

Twa*s annoying as nits


In a latrine our game sits

Willy nilly silly billy skits

Alpha male tale derails splits

Ben zen again got the sh**s


Nation shrinks in Baz’s mitts

Identikit kinks but no edits

Cheeky winks at us Brits

With flash brash affidavits

Stinks thinks we’re all twits


Series sinks through the slits

Fans issue cease & desist writs

All along Key & ECB also culprits


They gave out Bazbally permits

Should vanish banished hermits

Then the wrong Kiwi quits!
Form: Monorhyme

Premium Member When Life Gets To Hard To Stand Kneel

When life gets to hard to stand
All you need is a helping hand
Don't be afraid
Don't be dismayed
just git on your knees and pray

When life gets to hard to stand
All you need is a helping hand
Oh! Lord yes
And you need to, need to,  well confess

When life gits to hard to stand
When life gits to hard to stand
When life gits to hard to stand
KNEEL
oh, oh yeah

When life gets to hard to stand
Cause you've walked, walk this land
Don't be scared
Don't be mislead
just git on your knees and pray O yeah, yeah

When life gits to hard to stand
When life gits to hard to stand
When life gits to hard to stand
KNEEL
oh, oh yeah

When life gits to hard to stand
When life gits to hard to stand
When life gits to hard to stand
KNEEL
YES! Lord

written words & arranged music by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Form: Lyric


BBC belongs to you and me


Tell those little sh*ts to get their grubby mitts off our adored BBC

Applaud our global player & noble naysayer slayer lobal pedigree 

Proof sleuth with facts truth acts & fights spoofs aloof uncouth pacts

Boorish bores banging on more doors scores culture wars at all hours

Sod off you toff …from the off this creation belongs to the nation is ours

Beacons lights..Aunty's moreish delights & rights wrongs for you & me.. 

The BBC

 
Want views on that ruse which skews slews media does confuse 

Paul & Ian with their peers spurn amuse burn abuse turn the screws

Politicians churn flee the crew on their pews glee at taking the pee 

Cheers for 30 years of you know who.. Have I got News for You

The BBC


The tally of trail blazing skits..wits rally with amazing gambits & hits 

Us all gladder for the traitors creators or scribes jibes of Blackadder

Del boy joy rapscallion with medallion rules..only fools & horses 
 
BBC our greatest cultural forces can be racy & pacy going doolally 

Partridge in a flair tree or nothing can scare her..Sarah in Happy Valley

Or might reckon Barry does marry Essex should beckon.. Gavin & Stacey

The BBC


A fix of the world’s best radio mix…our choice the alternative voice of 6

Caress finesse of TMS ..best way to end Saturday bless Match of the Day

All the classical Pom aplomb from a night at the Proms in the Albert Hall

London realms cover to cover from that other older brother Robert Elms

Our plea she must be free to bewitch so don't bit*h & ditch the licence fee 

The BBC 


Which is why especially today I say Aunty…our everlasting British Broadcasting corporation  

Ignore twits & gits & with the rest of the nation..thanks for casting our cultural celebration

I lean on you..critics in a tizz hither thither we dithers it "Withers" lean on me...love u to bits!

Won’t lie will tell us why.. the objective high vis collective “WE” …that is and could only be 

The BBC

Yabba Dabba Doo at the Gabba


Our Nordic God run roughshod by the cynics

Mimics all those skeptics & pundits in pulpits

Sod odd bod critics clinics their unfair optics

Hysterics but Bazball clerics are not yet relics 

Despite batting lapse alright collapse specifics

The insult not horrific result of cult’s gimmicks

Got it wrong will still sing same mesmeric song lyrics


Twits witticisms & criticisms taken a toll…troll gits

Shaken has Bazball forsaken its soul..drole misfits

No more stealth or self control just abysmal skits

Dismal death roll rigmarole gambits whole Bazball in bits?

On the dole or run rate wealth in rude health call it quits

Flits their way to play their flair hits as prole media spits 

Grandstand Baz Ben stable fable big band brand label fits 

Aussies canned.. gawking Larrikin ti*s balking..its the pits


Goal corking victory at the Gabba hoodoo fortress venue

Folks blabber talking of Stokes blokes stalking voodoo

Oz jibber jabber fibber distress as we made history..phew 

Yes JuJu mystery temptress played express Yabba Dabba Doo!
Form:

Premium Member Shush Didn'T I Tell Yawl Ta Be Quiet

Shush...DIDN'T I TELL YAWL TA BE QUIET

Be quiet, hush now;
Says the Librarian;
Mama says “Shush! Do you want to wake everyone?”
Toddler mocks mama shushes every one else;
What's the rush;
Grandma says you better hush;
Utterance of “shush” the thumps were followed by;
More hushes and shushes and yawl better B quiet from the aunts';
Gits a switch from out the yard;
Now ya hear a soft swishing or rustling sound;
Shush;
Gittin yo buttocks whipped;
What ya rush;
And you bet not cry;
Been tellin ya to be quiet so now 
Shush;
SHo?oSH, SH?SH! 


9/12/18 ©2018

For Shush...Did You Hear That? Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Anthony Slausen

Slim

Slim was an old Texas cowboy
had traveled cross this country some
Said he roamed the range all his life
and to 'Montana he had come

Cause down south it's hard to figure
what caused so much stink and shoutin’
Wanted to see for he got old
this big sky, prairies and mountains

He'd heard about Little Bighorn 
where Custer fought them Indians
The Great Continental Divide
and secret Gates of the Mountains

There's this here place called Glacier Park
with its Going to the Sun Road
By being that close to heaven
could it really be all that cold

Then there's them three rivers where the
Missouri waters gits her start
And that Russell fella who paints
all them pictures of western art

Sure would like to see Yellowstone
they say that's quite a sight to see
Where water goes a shootin’ out
the ground hotter 'n ole Hades
 
Not to mention all them critters
like wolves, moose, elk and grizzly bear
Goats that can climb straight up a cliff
perch like a dab blamed eagle there

You folks got this here Chinese wall
a sight that I just gotta see
Thousand foot tall in the center
of a million acres of trees

Got some mountain canyons that are
bigger 'n most cities around
Herds of wild horses runnin’ cross
the land making a thunderous sound

At night they say a trillion stars
Twinkle over where thousands of Buffalo graze
Those critters move along so graceful like
through warm and sunny summer days

I said let me warn ya ole Slim
we got things here you won't believe
But once you lay your eyes on them 
you sure ain't gonna want to leave

Pert near twenty winters have gone
since Slim came to Rockin Bar J
I placed bitterroot on his grave
when we laid him to rest today

Slim might have been born in Texas
and that is quite all right by me
He died a Montana cowboy
in this place where he chose to be
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Drivin' Along a Country Road

When I need an uplift for my weary soul and to clear my muddled mind.
I slowly cruise along a country road to see what treasures I might find.
I leave behind the frenzied traffic on the four-lane interstate,
To enjoy bucolic vistas along a gravel road, my languid soul to sate.

I see old barns with Mail Pouch Tobacco ads now faint due to age,
And remnants of Burma Shave signs with their charmin' adage.
Stately homes with white picket fences grace the country road,
With roses of every hue surroundin' emerald lawns all neatly mowed.

I cross a rickety wooden bridge 'neath which country boys are fishin',
And for long ago summer days of feckless youth, it gits me to wishin;!
A lady waves to me as she hangs her laundry on the clothesline to dry.
A sign on the old country store reads, 'Wave If You Can't Stop By!'

Farmers on John Deere tractors wave as they tend their fields of grain.
They sure kick up lots of dust and I reckon they're prayin' for some rain.
I rolled down the windows to savor the wonderful scent of new-mown hay,
And slow to let an Amish family in their buggy move along the way.

Fat cattle graze on lush meadows, each with a meanderin' stream.
Horses gaze at me over fences as they look askance and dream.
I loathe interstates where folks think they're in the Indy 500-mile race.
I prefer old country roads where life is enjoyed at a much slower pace!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Form: Rhyme

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