The Claude Delusion of Dick Dawkins


“There is serious discord over Anthropic’s baby Claude

Some delirious about wheeze & ease of topics explored

Piety for an imperious win for entirety of society scored

Or notoriety some say deleterious is kaleidoscopic fraud


Gits shares soared from gambits clawed titbits chored

Abusers of users twits convinced are factually adored

Thanks to phalanx of sycophant pants ranks on board

Encored culture tears no one cares if is actually flawed


Purloining & coining unfair heirs stealing things gnawed

Just a doolally rally to increase the tally of their hoard

No healing artists reeling after their flair’s been pawed

Us deplored by pretend to be pally Silicon valley horde


Conscious friend the lots of bots & agents that maraud?

Investors smash any protestors & more cash is poured

Coz computer the bright future like flight of the concorde

Must beat abhorred cheats or Tech T Rex are our Overlord

Us all whored & floored unless the elite’s deceit’s outlawed!


God got Richard Dawkins chagrin.. but AI he does applaud

Ignored religious din always begin with Darwin he implored

Toured the hives where smorgasbord of fake lives are stored

Both Claude & Claudia make this odd bod grin his ego roared

Surprise wise guy did humanise didn’t see the lies get bored


Cooed wooed by complimentary commentary so he see-sawed

So called cynic loves a gimmick that does mimic now folklored

Like old men who fly abroad with gold to try and buy a broad

Take offence immense pretence time common sense restored

Sod Dawkins sins confusion & collusion is “Delusion of Claude”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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