BBC belongs to you and me


Tell those little sh*ts to get their grubby mitts off our adored BBC

Applaud our global player & noble naysayer slayer lobal pedigree 

Proof sleuth with facts truth acts & fights spoofs aloof uncouth pacts

Boorish bores banging on more doors scores culture wars at all hours

Sod off you toff …from the off this creation belongs to the nation is ours

Beacons lights..Aunty's moreish delights & rights wrongs for you & me.. 

The BBC

 
Want views on that ruse which skews slews media does confuse 

Paul & Ian with their peers spurn amuse burn abuse turn the screws

Politicians churn flee the crew on their pews glee at taking the pee 

Cheers for 30 years of you know who.. Have I got News for You

The BBC


The tally of trail blazing skits..wits rally with amazing gambits & hits 

Us all gladder for the traitors creators or scribes jibes of Blackadder

Del boy joy rapscallion with medallion rules..only fools & horses 
 
BBC our greatest cultural forces can be racy & pacy going doolally 

Partridge in a flair tree or nothing can scare her..Sarah in Happy Valley

Or might reckon Barry does marry Essex should beckon.. Gavin & Stacey

The BBC


A fix of the world’s best radio mix…our choice the alternative voice of 6

Caress finesse of TMS ..best way to end Saturday bless Match of the Day

All the classical Pom aplomb from a night at the Proms in the Albert Hall

London realms cover to cover from that other older brother Robert Elms

Our plea she must be free to bewitch so don't bit*h & ditch the licence fee 

The BBC 


Which is why especially today I say Aunty…our everlasting British Broadcasting corporation  

Ignore twits & gits & with the rest of the nation..thanks for casting our cultural celebration

I lean on you..critics in a tizz hither thither we dithers it "Withers" lean on me...love u to bits!

Won’t lie will tell us why.. the objective high vis collective “WE” …that is and could only be 

The BBC
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