Long Fryer Poems

*Image of Many Meanings by KWC.

Likeness ssenekiL: Part 1

(HOMONYMS: Homophones & Homographs)

He'll heal his heel.
They sow so they sew.
His aide aid with an ade.
You saw a ewe eat a yew.
I ate on the ait eight...

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Rick Springfield's Jesse's Girl was playing on the radio,
we were all partying guys and girls out on my patio.
I prayed no one or you would catch me looking your way,
noticing what I was doing for...

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I like my lies the way my mother used to make them. Wrapped up in spring roll pastry and thrown into the fryer. Served on a plate to a child who had nothing else to...

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My fellow countrymen, the President, Politicians, and pulpiteers                           ...

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Would you go swimming or fishing with an eighty foot strong hook, flippers, a basket hat, and a toothbrush tail? Bullfrog wants to. He wants to consistently visit the waters to engage in the flow...

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Let me tell you the story of the pie piper
Had a flute he played so said the flyer

The town we lived in was on fire
Our situation was grave and dire
That is why we needed to...

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Christi’s Chicken
In the event you may want
Something more before
I can return,
There’s some of my famous chicken
Here somewhere
Behind the milk, (in the yellow Tupperware).
Remember how Christi
Would beg and plead
“Make your chicken please!”
The rare times I came...

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I'm on stage
Sweating
Voice tonging the drums
My screams are performing porn with the horns
Sexing the strings
Necking the rhythm section
Grooving on the spot
Getting hotter than hot
Rolling my hips while the lights are on top of me
Snapping my...

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You were born in December
And you wear your trouble like a rough petrifying plum and carry the sadness of 1000 unsung voices
That's about as much as I know about you
Where are the poems about the...

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Inspired by and dedicated to 
Sara Kendrick and her poem "Chicken"


I once had a chicken
Came out of his egg kick-in'
He was the strangest thing , I've ever seen
This chicken had two necks but he only...

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Pooper Scooper
Scooper Pooper
I like to watch my cat
tip its hat
in its tea.
but only for me
thats why you'll see me
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high.
Thats why you wont find us
with a stigh
in our eye.
No it's not...

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If a grill you approach or you roast or you bake
Or you boil or you poach, you have made a mistake.
If you steam or flambe or you stew or saute,
I suggest when you're cooking you...

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Oh, I thank you, my friend but I don't think I should...
No, I never would dine here again, if I could!
And the truth is, I tried but the outcome was grim,
for you see, what came...

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You’ve been gone almost seven years but that doesn’t mean I don’t cry sad tears. You raised ten kids all by yourself,I’m glad you’re my mom and not anyone else.Food on the table and clothes...

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I have toured the country from North to South and East to West
People's patience with me has always been a test
I am called for year around
In an environment with intense heat, I tan to a...

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Calamari

Have you heard the latest about calamari
If you haven’t yet eaten, stop now or be sorry
Rumors abound – maybe cheek in tongue
Of a gross switcheroo of squid and pig bung
A friend’s cousin’s friend’s sister once...

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Bill Dyer

Here lies the crisp remains of Chef Bill Dyer
Tumbled head first into a deep fat fryer.

Carlos De Rava

The statue on this grave is of Carlos De Rava
Fell in taking pictures of fast flowing lava.


Alfred....

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There once was a mad-man with an ax.
Well known for some very shocking acts.
He runs down a church aisle 
Chops the altar to a pile,
He hacks until their preacher reacts.

This mad-man went to a church...

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Funny talk... "diddly squat"
Means basically nothing to me!
Where do these words come from?
Do they grow these things on trees?

What a joke... "a pig in a poke"
Fooled unsuspecting buyers!
Instead of a piggy inside the bag
Twas a...

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Hate is vile
Hate doesn't smile
Hate is rough and tough
And sips bad stuff.

Hate hits
Hate spits
Fire, fire
In the dire drier.

Hate burns
Hate hurts
Hate is cursed
Hate outbursts.

Hate prejudges
Hate misjudges
Hate destroys health
And causes untimely death.

Hate is ugly
Hate is nasty
Hate is...

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Here I stand on sands, bizarre
Across the void, I've traveled far
Take me to your leader!

Time, The Constant, slowly wind
The "Way of Milk" thus left behind
Take me to your leader!

Deep, I've plunged a sea of suns
While...

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Can some-one tell me
Where I can find some
Snail Tail
Something nice
And something plump
No, I don't do Dentures
I just want to suck
We can do it with
Vinegar and rice
We can do it out 
Of a cup
I will do...

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A demonic mind

send in the demons
trudge, trudge, trudge
more demons, we need more
trudge, trudge, trudge

My mind is on fire
I cannot aspire
to go any higher
brain cells in a deep fryer

cooking, smell the stench
untighten my neck with a...

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Inside an archaic framework
she fetches a pail from the fields,
the bucket on her hip is full of
broken eagles.
Wind turbines churn in the distance.

He takes the mangled birds
plucks them,
puts their heads on poles
loads them onto a...

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This is a time for gathering side by side,
Frustrations set aside by the riverside.
Step off the roller coaster of life,
Spend time with the people in your life.

Set up the fryer and inject the turkey.
Dinner prep...

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