Long Freshener Poems
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Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks
Geeze, lady, give it a rest
Your...
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Categories:
freshener, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Incredible Product Warnings
Incredible Product Warnings
By Elton Camp
Far from folly this hair dry warning is keeping
In telling snoozers, “Do not use while sleeping”
Thinking of putting a curl in your colon or tongue?
“For external use only,” on curling...
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Categories:
freshener, funnymay,
Form:
Rhyme
The Gift of Too Much
“Get lost, I don’t care,” snarled the young wolf disingenuously
The naïve stripling wanted little more than acclaim
With no knowledge of why it continued--
The
slow
...
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Categories:
freshener, angst, character, freedom, social, integrity,
Form:
Free verse
Ration
Reality is rising out of the earth, mixing water with dirt, the children are playing in the mud from morning until sun down and the crisis in the street have disrupted the long awaited peace,...
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Categories:
freshener, africa, america, bible, business, environment, fire, history,
Form:
Narrative
Ration
Reality is rising out of the earth, mixing water with dirt, the children are playing in the mud from morning until sun down and the crisis in the street have disrupted the long awaited peace,...
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Categories:
freshener, africa, america, bible, business, environment, fire, history,
Form:
Narrative
Blue Stain
Slavery was abolished in America almost 200 years ago
but the system refuses to relinquish a sad history
binding young black men as they remain prey
and are locked up in a system to perform free labor
blue mood...
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Categories:
freshener, abuse, evil,
Form:
Free verse
Evening Programming
commercials for cellphones
commercials for lipsticks
commercials for fragrance
commercial for a gas company
commercial for a golf club
for a car
for shoes
commercial for a cellphone
commercials for painkillers
commercails for a gun
commercial for the lottery
commercials about my happiness
commercials about my life
about...
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Categories:
freshener, faith,
Form:
Free verse
Sombre
I can see the dark hues through my window,
it’s cloudy outside with no stars or fireflies.
It’s been three years since the darkness has been protecting me
With its hollow emotions running through me day...
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Categories:
freshener, first love, memory, metaphor, morning, night, romance,
Form:
Ode
Tidbits of Madness Part 3
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner....cause then I'd be in somebody's buns.
"I shall return!" I said to my last wife, last time I saw her in 1989. McArthur I isn't!
Why are women...
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Categories:
freshener, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, health, me, girl, me, time,
Form:
Burlesque
Our Day Out
Our Day Out
Our day out to Wales in the Summer of 1981
In car temperature soars that alike to Lebanon,
Not like the previous year of 1980
When temperatures where more akin to Haiti.
Mark one Cortina of a...
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Categories:
freshener, adventure, appreciation, childhood, summer,
Form:
Free verse
Minus Identity Who I Am
Plagued by incandescent ferments I grapple zealously,
with tower blocks of titan topsoil myriads,
and melange of eccentric foibles,
considered by some to be a minus,
but without this composite what is my real nature?
reflection on...
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Categories:
freshener, character, deep, endurance, fate, feelings, growth, identity,
Form:
Haibun
Childhood Memories
I remember the days of yore.
Entering my house, out came my knight,
my sable-coloured spaniel.
Licking my face, giving me great delight.
He jumped up and down with joy
and I’ll never forget the smell
of my lovely...
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Categories:
freshener, dog, home, memory,
Form:
Free verse
Nutty
My nutty week stays long in my memory
My brain didn't process like it would normally
But just to be sure I now lay of the pink gin
I will share you my tale and shall now begin.
Paracetamol...
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Categories:
freshener, confusion, crazy,
Form:
Rhyme
My Quiet Place, the Woods
prose and poem
Sitting quietly on a rock along my neighbor's forest trail, I studied countless creatures darting about. Were they aware of my presence? I listened to primitive sounds, clear messages I...
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Categories:
freshener, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Three
Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Three
By Elton Camp
Warnings show how stupid folks can be
As promised, here you have part three
Hershey’s Almond Bar wants you to face:
“Warning, of nuts this may have a trace”
A can...
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Categories:
freshener, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Motionless
Motionless
It looked such a sorry sight
Standing in the shed
Covered in rust and dust
With just a trace of red
A vibrant red with a flash of black
Across the outside door
No sign of this embellishment
As the car sinks...
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Categories:
freshener, animal, car, death, destiny, feelings, goodbye, moving
Form:
Rhyme
Grandma's Vase
Grandma’s Vase
I remember the old yellow vase
that grandma kept on the kitchen table
she filled it each day with flowers she cut
from the beds in the backyard garden
in spring it held purple hyacinths
Filling the house with...
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Categories:
freshener, family, grandmother,
Form:
Free verse
Mi Bano Bonita
It’s wonderful to look upon me,
exactly at the moment of my entry.
Stepping into the light to decide my fate _
Thinking of which bold move do I make.
Hmmm, Shall washing my face be of my first...
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Categories:
freshener, 1st grade, appreciation, life, places, today,
Form:
Couplet
Impeach
Merry Impeachness
Justice delayed however symbolic
the orangutan finally won his award
for corruption and dereliction of duties
the constitution used to apply to all
IMPEACH
the orange leach
Lucifer has more morality
Peeing hookers to that will clarify
Concentration camps built
doctors denied free...
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Categories:
freshener, america, child abuse, evil, patriotic, political,
Form:
Quatrain
Old Lady Stinky Feet
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
And I bet it stunk to high heavens!
And if she really lived in that thing
The size was bigger than elevens
There's nothing worse than a stinky foot
Well,...
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Categories:
freshener, funny
Form:
Rhyme
A Good Sense of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades of Reality
Good sense of humour :
I always admire.
Good Humour is perfect mind - freshener
...
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Categories:
freshener, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Smelly Smoke
Scrubbing the surface to clear the scratches,
To remove the waste things and ugly flashes.
To keep room tidy to stack the things in place,
To care for ventilation to shinning a room face.
Spray the air-freshener and used...
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Categories:
freshener, adventure, caregiving, devotion, people, social, space, uplifting,
Form:
Lyric
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Job Interview
I hurried to a nearby town
to give an interview.
I knew this perfect job would help
me start my life anew.
I took the elevator and
pushed button number eight.
The car lurched; then it wouldn’t budge.
I cried, “Oh, I’ll...
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Categories:
freshener, humor, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
Air Freshener
Small uncomfortable chairs,
Big ugly rugs.
"Hello how can I help you"'s flying around the room.
The click clack of the keyboard.
Month old magazines,
The occasional little kid screaming at their mother.
The smell of air freshener way too strong.
The...
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Categories:
freshener, funnymusic, music,
Form:
Free verse
how did you get here
How did you get here, little one?
You are such a contrast to these dead leaves and sticks
They are gray, tan, and ugly
You are a misfit in the world of the unseen.
You usually fit onto a...
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Categories:
freshener, nature,
Form:
Free verse