Long Fone Poems

Oi be nowt but an auld country hick,
we a liddle bit of gall, an a lotta stick.
Oi baint niver afeared to speak me mind,
nor critizise folks harshly iffen Oi find
zummit I don’t loik.  Tis...

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Poet who exhibits panache - meant...

to tickle your fancy dear reader rabbit,
perchance European G-man double agent
regarding the following poem
with kick a$$, je ne sais quois
ingenious, humorous bent
even though reasonable rhyme
mebbe worth no mo' than ten...

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Golden melodies
Creating a series of bolded memories,
Spiral through the canals of my ears...
Melting away the wax so everything clears,
Peers from all directions echoes to project their voices...
Only a golden tone is embraced.

Alert! I became...
Adrenalin pushes...

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hello ! i utter holding fone to the ear
a sigh apprise me some one was there
not saying a word kept inhaling air
who could it be in my heat there was fear
 
time was midnight everyone...

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hello ! i utter holding fone to the ear
a sigh apprise me some one was there
not saying a word kept inhaling air
who could it be in my heat there was fear
 
time was midnight everyone...

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hello ! i utter holding fone to the ear
a sigh apprise me some one was there
not saying a word kept inhaling air
who could it be in my heat there was fear
 
time was midnight everyone...

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Friday nights are the nights to show 
dat you have been slaving all week. 
The nights where all the shining bits 
and pieces come out. Ladies talk in 
loud gale voices, showing off new 
dresses...

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Man why am i so scared DAT i just keep hurting her man i cant keep doing this 2 her she given me 
so much more then any of the  guys i been with...

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 So here we are  Laura, reached your 40th birthday
               seems like only yesterday, on tower green we`d play
 ...

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MY PIECE MY PISS

You're such a beautiful creation
Unique among all creatures
Your brilliancy is unhidden
Voice like that of the angels
Smiles like attractive cheese

Your set of teeth is a charm
Sparkling like the galaxies
Always lost when stare at...

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well it's 2026
and Boogie jam Bowgo
is in the mix
rap out towgo and bluey jam bustsas
flankin on Chicco's
and the Drab Muthacluccias
beggin on beanie
she aint smiling
her freind Chick-willa
my fast fone dialin
backbitting hussy
she down with what ever
switching in...

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deer mister god: momy said i coud rite a leter by mysef to you
i'd lik to talk on the fone with you but this wil half to do
id reely lik to set on yur lap,...

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If that’s a heartache you’re drinking
Then to my way of thinking
You shouldn’t drink it alone
Mind if I sit with you, baby
Between the buts and the maybes
Go ahead an’ turn off your fone

The game is easy,...

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Less any objection with the missus,
versus never experiencing living alone
well...yes during that rough patch,
(sans during early adolescence),
I existed in a bone

huff fied impenetrable cocoon,
and just maybe before
yours truly dies, a clone
can be created from
stem cells...

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Dialing keys- g r a h a m b e l l,
Ringing.....phone......fone.......4nnnn......4n.....,
Calling-Hello...............Hello,
Graham Bell............,?,
Talking,mobile( phone),I am,
Of the French Revolution, the mobile evolution, I am,
Talking women then talking phones,are the talking points, true,I am!
With any body,anytime,any way,any...

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let's take a look at the beginning

wen the matters in your heart mattered to u alone

wen like BoB b4 Airplanes u wer unknown

wen the pp u had on speed dial wldn pick up e fone

n...

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let's take a look at the beginning

wen the matters in your heart mattered to u alone

wen like BoB b4 Airplanes u wer unknown

wen the pp u had on speed dial wldn pick up e fone

n...

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It's another new uncommon day
A day that comes just once in every four yrs
I'm happy I'm alive to see today 
God I'm most grateful
Facebook won't be able to bring up this memory until the next...

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TELL HER HOW YOU ADMIRE HER, 

ALWAYS TELL HER ALL THE TIME

WHEN SHE'S UPSET, HOLD HER TIGHT

AND TELL HER SHE IS FINE.

PICK HER OVER ALL THE GIRLS, EVEN PLAY WITH HER HAIR

THEN PICK HER UP,...

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Right Turns Hard Times
David J Walker

Only a scooter as if 
a Scooter 
       was just a toy

The memory disguised 
as an errant thought
Brought tears of joy

To a man returning...

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REMEMBER WHEN YU SAID YU LOVE ME?
REMEMBER WHEN YU SAID YU CARE.?
REMEMBER WHEN YU PUT NUN ABOVE ME?
 
BUT NOW YU YU ACT LIKE IM NOT EVEN DERE!
 
REMEMBER THE BREAK UP?
WHEN YU STAND STARED!
...

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REMEMBER WHEN YU SAID YU LOVE ME?
REMEMBER WHEN YU SAID YU CARE.?
REMEMBER WHEN YU PUT NUN ABOVE ME?
 
BUT NOW YU YU ACT LIKE IM NOT EVEN DERE!
 
REMEMBER THE BREAK UP?
WHEN YU STAND STARED!
...

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