Long Fer Poems

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Premium Member no time fer skip'n rope

.
                                   and know this
                                    wit       today
                                         hern
                                        lustily
                                        sex iz
                         definitely        taboo
                                         thuh
                                         i'm box'n tonight

                                                                    ')  
   





*who'duh thunk
 merrium webster:
 lustily; doing something with 
 a great deal of healthy energy, 
 vigor, and enthusiasm


Premium Member everyone'z look'n fer amber

.
                                        that's write
                                        tap tap tap
                                      more like rap
                              yuh know whut i mean
                                           (((rap)))
                                 on mine 70year ol' 
                                      cypress door
                                             2a.m.
                                "'tiz amber edvard"
                                  whut            mine
                                          where'z
                                            eggz
                                          i mean
                                    amber'z here
                                     "(((whuut)))" (they meant what)
                               i mean in thuh bed
                                     "(((whuut)))" (y'all know)
                                            shhh
                                     eve'z sleep'n
                                "(((say whuuuut)))" (yup)
                            you'll have tuh climb up
                             if'n y'all wannuh get in
                                  "(((okay fella)))" (oops)
                                            uhm
                                thuh tree house iz
                                        out back
                                  watch      step
                                            your
                                            go'n up

La Dame De Fer

Built somewhere between 1887 and 1889
she became a spot
for lovers
who overlook the city
in amazement at the Seine
as it flows lazily through the bustling city
of narrow roadways
and glimmering lights

She rises from the ground 
this immense metal structure that
speaks of man's ingenuity and imagination
coddling
those individuals who desire in their hearts to become one-

she is inspiration
both to civilians and those of artistic bent
lending her spirit
to the brush of an artist in pigment

oh my she is beautiful
as she graces the skies sublime
towering over any other building
she is truly so fine.

Premium Member pray'n fer thuh rain

.
               'twere stand'n at thuh bus stop
                         sweat'n          her 
                                      read'n
                                      tee top ("wet      contest")
                                                             tee
                                       nope
                                   no       no
                                       hose
                                       not even uh spray bottle

                                       just'uh
                                  few         pleaze
                                        drops
                                        even uh lite shower  
                                                             sprinkle
                                                                    drip

                                                                      ')>

Premium Member mine reach'n fer thuh muze

.
                                             i were
                                    more        mine
                                              than
                                         know'd fer 

                                            'twere
                                        uh          hot
                                            nother
                                   hang uv edvard'z
                                      uh huge patch
                                    'cross      side
                                               her
                                        ourn creek
                                 over in thuh prairie 
                                       top       fell'd 
                                             thuh
                                       wheat shaft
 
                                    white        end
                                             frock
                                             know'd
                                                       it


Premium Member Cowboyin' Ain'T Fer the Squeamish!

A properly equipped cowpoke is bound to impress the boss.
He'll need a mount of course and a silver-studded saddle fer his hoss.
He'll need some chaps to protect his jeans frum them pesky burrs,
And his outfit wouldn't be complete without a fancy pair of spurs!

A wide-brimmed Stetson is needed fer shelter frum the searin' sun.
It's also dandy fer feedin' oats to his hoss when their work is done.
He'll need a pair of Tony Lama boots with high heels and pointy toes,
And a bandana to keep the dust and bugs from a-pluggin' up his nose!

When on night patrol and the restless herd is spooked by lightnin' bright,
A harmonica is a handy gadget to soothe the herd frum takin' flight.
A coiled riata he'll need to corral them stampedin' wild cows.
He'll wear a pair of 44s to shoot rattlesnakes (if'n the boss allows)!

He'll need a couple of blankets fer sleepin' 'neath the canopy of stars,
And bags of Bull Durham fer roll-yer-owns and maybe a few cigars.
He'll need a heap of patience when gallopin' through the chaparral,
Roundin' up them frenzied dogies fer brandin' in the old corral!

He'll be a-chasin' cattle and a-fixin' fences thro' rain, sleet and snow.
He wonders sometimes why he cowboys - it sure ain't fer the dough!
He'll need lots of fortitude to abide "Cooky's" taters, bacon and beans,
But he'll keep at it 'til he's old and gray, 'cause cowboyin' is in his genes!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(© All Rights Reserved)

Placed No. 10 in Giddy up! Little Dogies! Contest May 2010
Form: Rhyme

Whatcha Lookin' Fer

When summer fires can burn
a hundred miles of trees
and winter cold can lock
you into a deep freeze

What with all them rattlers
wolves and big grizzly bear
You might think it dang’rous 
to ever come out here

If you're looking for air
to breathe that's crisp and clean
See clear to the bottom 
of a cold running stream  

Want to find where God spreads
his brush ‘cross every view
and painted a sky so 
big he ran out of blue

If you're needing some room 
to spread, this is the place
You’ll ride fifty miles and
not see another face
 
A cowboy can still ride 
his hoss down the main street
and give a big howdy 
to anyone he meets

People are willing to 
give what help they can lend
So let me welcome you 
to 'The Treasure State' friend

Cause here in Montana 
you won’t meet a stranger
So there ain't no need to
worry about danger
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Whatcha All Doin' Fer Lunch

Can't believe how youse guys rallied around
When I said I was feeling a bit down
I'm blown away by your unbelievable friendship
You're the sweetest bunch of people around

Poets all seem to be warm and sensitive
Guess it's because we write about love
Reminding us about the true meaning of life
Tends to give our hearts a wee shove

I'm eternally grateful for the love you send me
Without it my days would just drag
With it, my days literally bounce along
If I had a tail, it would incessantly wag!

So all you sweet people, just want you to know
Love you all a whole great big bunch
I've never ever known so many sweet souls
Whatcha all doin' fer lunch?

© Jack Ellison 2013
Form: Quatrain

Easter Two-Fers

What's an Easter twofer?
Rose and Ted celebrate
Jesus first, then bunnies.
Bible story done, then
read the Sunday funnies.

What's an Easter twofer?
fancy hat Rose will wear,
new clothes, they go to church.
Mid-afternoon, a feast,
as candy eggs they search.

What's an Easter twofer?
Rose's hat serves her well;
morning - it warms her head.
Better, this afternoon
hides her goodies from Ted.

April 19, 2022

Sponsor	Andrea Dietrich
Contest Name	ALL APRIL in MONCHIELLE
Theme:  Anything to do with Easter

The Free Dictionary defines "twofer" as an offer or arrangement in which a single expense or amount of effort produces two returns.

Premium Member that girl'z wait'n fer thuh green light

.
                                                      and that girl'z run'nin
                                                         on uh full tank'uh
                                                                     gas
                                                       not like she'z miss'n
                                                                  uh bolt
                                                     and that girl'z live'n out 
                                                              hern dreamz
                                                             and that girl'z
                                                                    white
                                                                   amber
                                                                    white
                                                                   amber

                                                                   amber
                                                                   amber
                                                                   amber
                                                                    green
                                                                    and she'z off 




*okay, who knowz thuh riddle
                                             ')

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