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Premium Member A Tale of Dark Angels

                           Expectations high did not pan out  ...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: facetious, angel, anger, angst, character, god,
Form: Metrical Tale



Maybe Poor People Will Want It
As I empty a bag and look over the donations in it
I think, “Geezus why; not even I would willingly take any of this!
If I didn’t work here taking donations, I’d throw it all in...

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© Amy Sell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: facetious, how i feel, humorous, imagery, jobs, nonsense,
Form: Free verse
Peace Be Still
I kept searching for years when the answer I seek was so near. I kept looking for a profound  answer but found myself on a wearisome path, marred with interminable disasters. I emptied the...

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Categories: facetious, adventure, angel, blessing, boat, faith, freedom, nature,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Love My Way


"Love My Way"

Ghosts read the walls like braille in this place
it’s a macabre dance with the past and the petulant future
it romances them away from the let-it-be moments
on repeat heavenly tortured in the evermore never-give-up

they...

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Categories: facetious, dark, light, love, muse,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 3
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Alas, until that fateful day when strange events arose around him
The uncontrolled powers he felt within
Growing stronger as his fight to hide them grew ever more dim
At last bursting forth to be revealed once again.

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For...

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Categories: facetious, christmas, fairy,
Form: Epic



Premium Member Inside V Outside Strategies
When Donald Trump
ran against very Presidential Obama,
that he did not look
or sound like a win/win public sector leader,
or even commit to expanding healthy democracy,
worked well for him.

His favorite public relations strategy
is to win first place...

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Categories: facetious, america, bullying, business, health, integrity, leadership,
Form: Political Verse
Donald Trump Must Be Permanently Barred and Furloughed Like Yesterday
DONALD TRUMP – RE: DUCKS -- 

this portion dashed off (while dry ving an open white hearse slay 

so many months back before sale him slotted the most coveted 

Casino biggest win - before the...

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Categories: facetious, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, america, anger,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Carnivorous Cottage Routine
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A whale in a pail is far more active in a gale or in copious amounts of hail. Putting money into sharks is a shifty act involving the shuffling of coats in cloakrooms. And clown...

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Categories: facetious, adventure, allah, allusion, analogy, angel,
Form: I do not know?
Now Donald Trump Must Be Permanently Barred and Furloughed From Hoar Re: Whitehouse - Part Ii
DONALD TRUMP – RE: DUCKS --
this portion dashed off
(while dry ving an open white hearse slay
so many months back before
slated him slotted the most coveted
Casino biggest win - before the political imbroglio
much more upsetting than...

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Categories: facetious, abuse, america, anger, anxiety, betrayal, cancer, conflict,
Form: Narrative
Donald Trump Re Ducks I Goose
Axe the old Don, a trump peter n piper
   of incredulous hellish crud - be gone
ha air brushed pompous arse
   Sunkist in Macy's window 

   then like a jackal...

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Categories: facetious, 12th grade, abuse, anger, character, grief, mental
Form: Imagism
The Last 4 Years and the Coming Decade 3
Conceited clericalism is encroaching scientific study and educational exploration, obdurate obscurantism engulfing people's normal mentality and judgment, ramrod racism routing ethnic equality and melting harmony~~~~~~
After 4 years of punk-sunk domestic complexion and skunk-drunk diplomatic stance...

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Categories: facetious, america, international, introspection, political,
Form: Prose
Smells Funny
The odor I get The more pungent I get,                          ...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: facetious, funny, humorous, hyperbole, irony, onomatopoeia, satire, word
Form: Free verse
The Layoff
more the norm than the exception
in this wonderful capitalist rape room
where coming into work can mean
leaving early without a job & a
pink slip, with a pat on the back & a
“thanks for being such a...

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Categories: facetious, life, work, day, work,
Form: Free verse
Adam Killed Eve
This purgatory of cash
which turns our humanity from one
to one against the other
a spiritual infection of loves unguarded desire for life
and life, embalmed with economic ethic
wraps itself in knots around an emotional heart

Bank balance of...

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Categories: facetious, eve,
Form: Free verse
Undefeated, I Am Not
Is it possible to be proud of pride; if not then I don't know what to call this
this feeling of appreciation, turning an entire night around
but the night gains dust on the couch; it's a...

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Categories: facetious, anxiety, depression,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Tin Cup, Colorady
Of all the minin' camps in old Colorady, the town of Tin Cup was truly,
With all its gamblin' halls, brothels and sleazy saloons the most unruly!
'Tis said that Jim Taylor dipped his tin cup in...

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Categories: facetious, funny, history
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Big 8 Contest
“How you decide to fit, factor, and finesse this precarious situation is up to you, and you alone.”
She turned and glared at me, stomped over in an angry way, and sat down hard on her...

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Categories: facetious, humor, light,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Winter Daze
At the end of Winter days I escaped in a bit of a haze
From the lazy days trapped in the darkened maze
I shut the lights off in my eyes and fed myself lies
Thinking I was...

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Categories: facetious, america, confusion, dark, political, spoken word,
Form: Free verse
Stop Kvetching Kookamunga
I. e., this unfortunate
     mere erred reflection,
     aye re: zine
     (pronounced Syne),
     cuz you Matthew Scott Harris
act like an...

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Categories: facetious, 11th grade, 8th grade, january, mirror, satire,
Form: Free verse
Battle
Storms of the soul invade my perception
Yearning for a personal resurrection.
Fragmented emotions dangle from each new face
Leaving me in an empty place.
Fires once ignited grow rapidly dim
Because of the sin that dwells within.
Phantom lovers drift...

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Categories: facetious, faith, life, slam, spoken word,
Form: Rhyme
The Clown
There is a solace in his silence, a servant of his solitudes,
As he comforts in compliance, a jester to the multitudes…
He stands alone a neophyte, struggling within his confines,
Actions that do excite, impugnable inhibition when...

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Categories: facetious, conflict, emotions, passion,
Form: Rhyme
The Impertinent Person
the outrage caused her to curse and lie.
She told her people of the story of
the sycamore Gap Tree: near
Hadrian's Wall. The stems that grows largest of
all stems.An arborist might detail.
She heard he was facetious, and...

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Categories: facetious, creation, culture, music,
Form: Ballade
Strands of the Night
Full moon's gaze, does it gently look upon me. Etwined by moons gentle beams, as they fall softly upon cheek. 
Tangled in your soft gaze as does the rest of the world lay rest. Figures...

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Categories: facetious, beautiful, creation, deep, dream, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Somnus
Wrought iron gates greet the eyes
Looming like deception and lies

Such a petty endeavor to seek valor
With such a ghastly pallor

This place was supposed to heal
But trapped is all I really feel

The walls look down upon...

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Categories: facetious, abuse, anxiety, grief, loss,
Form: Free verse
Things I Don'T Understand
THINGS  I  DON’T   UNDERSTAND *  


First the facetious stuff then the seriously bad * 
Moralizing  punch  line which I usually do add.
Don’t understand  difference between horse and...

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Categories: facetious, confusion, education,
Form: Couplet

Book: Reflection on the Important Things