Mr Merlot's White Whine

Ammmazing how many blithering idiots
sip silently while from their
purpled tongue
horrors regurgitate...

a ripe bachus regurgitation
soured by the tilt
of goblet and the howling
incessant banter of
 bartender
   
   Blithering idiots who the hell
what the heck
geez my glass in almost empty
HERE maitre DEE 
fancy BOY!
   MerrrrrrrrrrLOW pllllllleeease!
get the damn ice away from me
that’s real cheesy
You know NO FOOL puts
ice in red wine

Yeah yeah…git a bottle
gimmee that cork I wantta 
sniff it
YOU
BOY!!!
Clink? Clink where? WHAT?
oh fork YOU
Buddy whatzit mean
when ya drop a fork?

Bill HERE!
Pen? pen WHAT?
I don't need no damn pen
can't ya see
I'm writting 
wid one?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 6/3/2012 7:21:00 PM
DEBBIE, CONGRATS ;-) WITH YOUR DRUNKEN ENTRY...XOX~PD
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Date: 6/1/2012 7:36:00 PM
A belated congrats to you and your drunken pen, Debbie! Very cute and I love the ending. Love and Blessings, Rhonda
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Date: 5/31/2012 12:05:00 PM
hahaha, you're more than tipsy, debbie... congrats with huggs!
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Date: 5/31/2012 12:01:00 PM
Congratulations on your win in the "Drunken Pen" contest Debbie. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/30/2012 7:09:00 PM
Congratulations on your win.
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Date: 5/30/2012 2:48:00 PM
congrats on your win
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Date: 5/30/2012 1:13:00 PM
Debbie congrats on your win..David
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Date: 5/30/2012 12:30:00 PM
Thank you for supporting my contest with this amazing drunkenpen!!CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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Date: 5/10/2012 11:25:00 AM
There is superstition when you drop a fork you will meet a new woman, if you drop a knife a man will come, if you drop a spoon a child.
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Date: 5/10/2012 7:01:00 AM
Oh lala...une dame charmante au resto!! This would be any Maitre D's nightmare..LOL I'm not sure what dropping a fork means, but I do know that red octagonal signs at street corners, with arrêt printed on them mean stop!:) Oh, I was so surprised, I did no say a word.:)) Best wishes! Love, Mikki
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Debbie Guzzi
Date: 5/10/2012 11:20:00 AM
In the USA we pause! at stop signs?? ;) Why the heck didn't they put it in the Universal language ENGLISH ;) and the french? OHhhhh & a yellow light means [according to Starman] speed like hell!
Date: 5/9/2012 11:22:00 PM
Woah! The wine is pukish, maybe puked on one of the pages, of some contest? ;)
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Debbie Guzzi
Date: 5/10/2012 6:22:00 AM
couldn't miss a good opportunity to stream of conciousness and yes the drunkard most certainly ended with his head over a porcelan bowl?
Date: 5/8/2012 8:57:00 PM
LMAO!! I'm sorry Debbie! I am rolling!! I have got to Fav this one...LOL...girl this is funny all the way to the end!!! Great write! hugs, love ya , deb
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Date: 5/8/2012 8:28:00 PM
love it shades of dino....well diddly dunn babe....
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Date: 5/8/2012 7:28:00 PM
This poor drunken pen won't know where he went with this poem when he wakes up. Love this.
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Date: 5/8/2012 7:10:00 PM
Ohhhhh crud, is he ever going to have a headache tomorrow morning...... I doubt very much if he is sticking only to white wine....tonight! (But his whine will be heard from here to Timbucktooooooooooooooo! Too funny!! (Great title by the way!!!:)
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