Mr Merlot's White Whine

Ammmazing how many blithering idiots sip silently while from their purpled tongue horrors regurgitate... a ripe bachus regurgitation soured by the tilt of goblet and the howling incessant banter of bartender Blithering idiots who the hell what the heck geez my glass in almost empty HERE maitre DEE fancy BOY! MerrrrrrrrrrLOW pllllllleeease! get the damn ice away from me that’s real cheesy You know NO FOOL puts ice in red wine Yeah yeah…git a bottle gimmee that cork I wantta sniff it YOU BOY!!! Clink? Clink where? WHAT? oh fork YOU Buddy whatzit mean when ya drop a fork? Bill HERE! Pen? pen WHAT? I don't need no damn pen can't ya see I'm writting wid one?