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The Dating Game

If you like adventure you will like Match.com,
But many of them you won’t want to take home to meet your Mom.
Each guy you see is a brand new slate.
It's like an interview, looking for a...

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Categories: cheapskates, boyfriend, computer, funny, humorous, relationship, romance, social,
Form: Rhyme

Sugar In the Gantry

how do i complete thoughts?
greet and free drops
diving undivided
to keep the peace hot
high priest
once fleeced
we meet
a sly fox
what is this beast?
eat some frylocks
weep the beat box
and bleed the pure stock
feed the whole spot
creep on your...

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Categories: cheapskates, america, hip hop, introspection, life, meaningful, political,
Form: Rhyme

Thank You For Your Wedding Gift

Thank You For Your Wedding Gift  

By Elton Camp

Mary knew it was time she wrote
The wedding gift “thank you” note

For those who’d wisely given cash
She’s already sent them in a dash

As long as the...

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Categories: cheapskates, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Humans

So few needs that humans have
that some say bread and water.
Forgetting clothes and shelter
to leave you cold or hotter.

Who will make their list up
of what it takes to live?
and who will cross it off
should they...

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Categories: cheapskates, giving, life, money, poverty, self, social, success,
Form: Quatrain