Thank You For Your Wedding Gift

Thank You For Your Wedding Gift By Elton Camp Mary knew it was time she wrote The wedding gift “thank you” note For those who’d wisely given cash She’s already sent them in a dash As long as the amount was enough Expressing thanks wasn’t tough While for some paltry sum It proved more hum-drum For cheapskates, she didn’t care Who didn’t even pay their share Her wedding cost a lot of dough Such skinflints shouldn’t even go “No boxed gifts” didn’t work Yet she must “thank” the jerk If she could do the wedding over again “Cash only” the invitation would begin Still, she strove for something “sincere” to say And sent the “thank you” notes on their way