Long Burst your bubble Poems

The Greek gods were egotistic, arrogant, jealous,
Said to be excellent lovers, fanatics, and zealous
About everything and anything, lounged around
Adorning places like Marathona, the Acropolis
The Parthenon.  Archaeology
Maintains that Greek Mythology 
Goes back to the Bronze...

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This Holiday collaboration is brought to you from Carolyn Devonshire and Tony Lane. Carolyn wrote all of the even stanzas and I wrote all of the very odd ones. 

I was driving the interstate while...

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You're nothing
You're a disgrace
You've been dishonored
You've been unmasked
For the villain
That you are.


You know not
What true love is
You know not
The meaning of family.


All you know is yourself
Self-centered and egotistic
Who deserves the spotlight
Shine upon him
Thinking the world...

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MY CRAZY CREATURES

This rhyme's about creatures of various sorts.
Creatures with fangs, hairy bellies and warts.
They cause lots of mischief all day long.
Mum always blames me but I’ve done nothing wrong. 
These creatures are crazy. They’re...

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So you think you know just how us cowboys should behave
But listening to your jawing, I hear Chisholm spinning in his grave
A Cowboy who don’t drink or cuss, I’ll tell you that’s not right
Ain’t you...

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Catty girls catty girls everywhere
No escape from their hurtful stare
How would it feel if u were standing there? 
Say no big deal it's OK I don't care

I do care your hurting my kid! 
Don't tell...

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They spread the rumour
It ain’t true 
what they like to think of you
only human 
See their mood
humourous 
see you lose
exuberant 
banter bouncing 
blunt abuse
stand rebound it
legs refuse
their open mouths 
wish you clown
jokes they sound 
keep...

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Ain't it strange...
That I attach to you...like a troublesome sore
Do you find it odd...
That I truly love you to the core

But it's true...I can get a little insane at times...when I'm in a certain phase
Sorry...

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Confuse my kindness, with that of weakness
Mistake my silence, to be speechless

Misread my confidence, as conceit
Assume my failures, predict defeat

Should I be quiet, I’m apprehensive
But speak my mind, I’m too defensive

Words of slander, to defame...

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Time is ticking like a bomb about to blow up into smoke and flame
It alarms me to say this, but how DARE you waste my precious time

Your words could be as sweet as honey or...

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for I long to be thin yet where do I begin
can't even get to the gym
wear a heros smile still know all the great while
having many bounce to the ounce with the cushion for my...

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one man’s reality ~ is but another chimpanzee mimicry 

Monoku quote by poet


Foremost on my mind today
is much the same as yesterday,
but not quite!

A nuanced imperceptibly has taken place

What say!

The cosmos has grown by one...

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I'm not Post Malone so I won't fall apart
How can you hurt me when I don't have a heart?
Sorry to break it to you, but you can't break me
You say I'm not good enough now,...

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Cooking up a meal,
Give a deal,
Hit the reel keep spinning...
Flip it and win,
Feel the rush just for a minute.

Inhale, I prevail 
I want the diamonds that glisten.
Talking to this toxic girl,
But I got no feelings.
I...

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I got nothing but love for you,
baby boy, you're my best friend
We been through a whole lot together,
best buds forever, thick and thin

Now I wouldn't be looking out for you,
if I let you keep getting...

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Echoes, silence, peace and violence


All we need is peace, love and empathy.
All we have is war.
All we ever wanted was to be set free;
Still they keep us trapped inside these four walls.


Have a food fight...

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Transcending from the darkest hour:
That dark empty space of my mind;
A ghost in a shell: Annabelle... 
I was conjutured up by pain!
A doll: Knowing I was used for the mysteries!
A lamb: with no master; had...

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Our beloved Planet lies in peril...
The Lords of Passion would decree.
The weather's getting warmer
As any fool can plainly see.

But I hate to burst your bubble
As Mother Nature takes her course.
We be but a temporary infestation
That...

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3/31/21


Stoner
Loner

An addict
Always at it

The chronic
Still on it

Can't get off it
Or stop it

On top of it
A serious alcoholic

The problem
Is constant
And toxic
Causing conflict


Being honest
Often catatonic
Nearly unconscious

Shoutout to Juice Wrld,   "everywhere I go feels haunted"
"This isn't...

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I am going to keep on writing funny poems to keep you entertained
Why do you say you have it?
What do you have, my friend?
I am super ready
for the Super Bowl that is
Why? I don't know....

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Feeling sad?  
Well that's too bad,
But why mope around in a dark blue funk?  
Don’t let life’s trouble 
Burst your bubble.  
Why waste your time on all that junk? 
  ...

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I can breeze the smell of garbage everywhere in the streets of brooklyn
the government let us down after a heat wave not sending trucks for the pick
as so easy to keep the rats at bay...

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Be prepared all you young'uns
The golden years aren't always golden
Looking ahead when I was younger
Thought, “what a fantastic notion”

Life would be a blast lounging around
Enjoying my life at its best
Sorry to have to burst your...

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Before you go complaining
About how your feet are aching
And about how it is you've paid your dues

I guess you'd best be knowing
Exactly where you're going
And when you get there what you plan to do

You're spouting...

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Before you go complaining
About how your feet are aching
And about how it is you've paid your dues

I guess you'd best be knowing
Exactly where you're going
And when you get there what you plan to do

You're spouting...

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