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Big Busty Babe's Bar

Bring back blonde babes 
with big boobs and butts, 
showing bare bellies, wearing black and brown boots.
Because they get the bikers and  big boys 
to bring in big bucks buying bottles of 
Budweiser and, blue ribbon beer,
Besides the booze  and beef burgers
on buns with bacon and  baked beans 
for brunch while they watch and
bet on baseball games or boxing matches.as 
they banter with their buddies at the bar  
or in the booths and bathroom. 
The jukebox plays Blondie, Blues brothers
big Bands, Bono, Bananarama, Brandi, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Benny King., Backstreet boys., Beach Boys, Billy Idol 
Bobby Brown, and so much more
at Big Busty Babes Bar 

Bring your best buddies with you to
Big Busty babe's bar.  Down on Broadway and Bakers Boulevards
Near Buster's Barbecue and Bobby's Billiards  and Bank of America.

 Bonnie J Hollywood-Cutts


Premium Member Fun With Puns

My friend - I’ll call her Brandi -
asked where do you get all your candy?
I said you may find this hard to believe, 
but I always keep a few Twix up my sleeve.

I read about buccaneers in history books, 
And I thought where did pirates get their hooks?
Later, while researching various folklores,
The answer came to me: second hand stores!

My friend, who is a soothsayer,
told me never to date tennis players.
I thought this advice was really a gem,
because love means absolutely nothing to them!

It really is a bummer 
when people say age is just a number.
I think it’s totally absurd.
Age is clearly a word!

My ENT specialist, Doctor Jeff,
told me that I was going deaf.
About this - let me be clear -
the news was hard for me to hear.

While living on the shores of Avalon,
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.
Their delivery, however, was very slow.
Which came first? I’ll let you know.
© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Storage Wars Women

i could look at laura 
all day
that perfect smile
and dental display
she has something 
that she keeps in her smile
that says your welcome
and stay for a while

every show has guest stars
and this is true
our guest this week
is nabila
a special treat for me and you
"whoa" commercial time
she's so fine we are
going to have her "checked out"
to see if she's really worth 
the fortune we see $$
i don't need an appraiser
she's worth it

and brandi, she's jerods girl
a thorn in his side
the light of his world

who is that woman from texas
with that big black man
don't ask me why i think she's sexy
i just know that she is
i like a middle aged woman 
that still looks good
i'd meet her in person 
if i only could
Form:

The Christmas Wars

"The Christmas Wars"



Christmas is never stolen
the parent dresses a tree 
every year, 
tenderly,
like adorning 
a fragile child 

caught between 
the Christmas Wars

The Christmas of a
Ghost Past
sings silent nights 
calling a dream
home, the dream
that matters most 

like a golden star
set in its ways 
holding its position steadfast,
high, as if to hold up a heart, 
a burning light 
to the lost child

Still Shining, 
standing still
as if to hold time
a little while longer
Still shining,
standing still 

Love never waives
in the yule 
tidal pool of dreams 
that 
keeps on dreamin’ 
pearls

whispering 
hugs 'n kisses 
to a little girl 
from magic shells, 
worn as mermaid crowns
swimming with Silver Fin

the fuel that lights
The Lighthouse beacon 

sending songs 
to the absent siren
to all that is loved
a fragile child stolen
caught between 
the Christmas Wars

The Christmas 
of a Ghost Past
sings silent nights 
calling the beautiful dream
home, the dream
that always matters most

Christmas is never stolen
the parent dresses a tree 
every year, tenderly,
like adorning a fragile child 
caught between 
the Christmas Wars

Still Shining, 
standing still
as if to hold time
a little while longer
Christmas wars 
are noiseless, still

Love never waives
in the yule 
tidal pool of dreams 
that 
keeps on dreamin’, 
it prepares a feast

the fuel that lights
The Lighthouse beacon 

sending a Christmas gift

some kind of treasure
what is left to measure 
against all the other
expensive sparkly things
all my love 
and a song

to the lost child - 
a Christmas present 

from the Ghost Past 
to the absent siren

A Christmas Story
and a song


(LadyLabyrinth / 2020)
Christmas 
gvlm




"The Joke"/ Brandi Carlile
https://youtu.be/92puBuPRXjo

Premium Member Fellowship Mountain

When I was 24, I would preach the gospel in Chicago projects, fearless and determined.  

And I had a 2 year old, Autumn, that was mine by blood, and 3 boys that I mentored, Perrion, 
Pierre, and Paris.  

Every Saturday, we watched Cinderella featuring Brandi, the Sound of Music, and went to 
NAVY Pier to walk and watch lake Michigan.  I felt alive and strong and courageous.

Then in 1999 strange things began to happen in my head. Pretty soon I felt like I had fallen 
off of the side of a mountain and broke of my emotional legs.  

And I lost beautiful memories and things went black, and suddenly I was at the mercy of 
healers who seemed to have neither the inclination nor the skills to get the job done.

And I was lost.

But there was one who was with me, who spoke to my soul, like Ezekiel did the dry bones of 
this culture’s compassion, and brought water to my spirit.

But still I am afraid of fireflies and spiders, and I am afraid to walk in the very same nature 
that I once embraced as a child in the Jersey Suburbs.

Yet this morning, I sang my youngest, a song from the Sound of Music, and though I could 
not remember all of the words, I remembered that I am back on the mountain, and my legs 
are almost well.

And though many accuse me and mine of self pity,
And though many would dream that all people were ,”strong and virile horses” who embraced 
the “American Spirit of Competition” like racers out of the gates.
I tend to search for a more gentle solution.

For you know, I am not fully back on my best game, searching like so many for a past when I 
was fully whole, hoping in a future where I am even more than I was before the beast had his 
way with my personhood.

And in the meantime, I thank God for the journey.

For though there may be times when I see it as easier to walk into a selfish darkness where 
the pain is gone,

When I see people on the street, I know at least some of their suffering, and I know that God 
loves both them and me alike. For he has chosen us worthy of his loving touch and has given 
us the opportunity to fellowship in his sufferings.

Amen.


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