Long Bigamy Poems

This is a story about Freddie and Flo,
They lived in Baltimore a long time ago.
It might be called a May-September romance
And shows how love can blossom if it's given a chance.
Flo taught Sunday School, her...

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Did you see the way Debbie was winking at me last night.

That wasn’t winking, her eyes were rolling in disgust.

No, it was definitely come on eyes.

My God, you got arrested at the altar for bigamy,...

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Bigamy is the crime of marrying while one who has a  husband or wife who's still living
without getting a divorce. Bigamy is also illegal in not just the United States of
America, it's also illegal...

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Ode to Fanny 

Her start in life was rather poor
with wastrel parents, ones to abhor
She avoided living in the gutter
Earning enough for her bread and butter

Her break in life came rather later 
Before, bigamy and...

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Trump Do You Really Desire

Having been extravagant and hell bent
Oddly seemed to be his original intent
Trump had another horrible confession
Having children completely out of the question.

They all ended up happening anyway
And have heard some say...

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Why must it make you leer,
the one I now hold dear,
whether it is man or maid,
or if we wed before being laid,

And save all your cheap talk,
of birth, beasts or bigamy,
such need not be for...

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