Long Bieber Poems

It’s that time of the year when,
 celebration calls, time & again.
This year needs special mention,
As you turn thirteen and seek attention!

The years seemed to pass in a flash,
As it were, a hundred-meter dash.
From the...

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When I was around 14, I attended a church youth conference that summer, 
sleeping in a dorm at a college campus and attending fun events with kids of my 
same religion. The group I was...

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It's funny isn't it?
We all work so hard to be different,
Which makes us all the same.
We all play the same game.
"I want to be the best!",
"Better than the rest!",
And in that quest,
We are all united...

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Charlie the chimp lay in the grass and felt a bit displeased
while the rest of his group screeched and climbed and played,
swinging about and chasing one another in the trees
sniffing the bottoms of the friends...

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In this one life of mine enough of loneliness I had, 
I want you to know, that I will never let you go,
Believe me, without you story of my life was sad,
You are all that...

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(Lesley Ann Down was an actress in
the Golden Age of live TV drama.)

We live in an age of midgets.
There are no seers now, only lookers,
no values left, apart from digits.
Cash is the hook, and we’re...

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Mr. John is a jolly fisherman
Paddling his boat with single hand
His other hand holds a fishing rod
On hook are worms from peapods
Baiting only the bean-like cods.

Mr. John went fishing yesterday
He threw his fishnet on the...

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Small guys or bigger, all have a mobile,
E’en tattered beggars… all have a mobile.

Social-media eager has a mobile,
Be they big bloggers… all have a mobile. 

Even a gravedigger has a mobile,
Or well-known figures… all have...

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Pickle, Pickle, what a tickle!
Your sour face makes me fickle.
Please remind me about the game;
Your salty face made me forget my name. 

Carrot pickle arrived early,
She was wearing a light bikini,
She was hanging like Houdini...

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BODY PARTS OF THE PEOPLE WE KILL
BEING USED AS PROPS IN PHOTOS BY THE
****ED UP MURDEROUS AMERICAN SOLDIERS 
PARADING AROUND THE GLOBE 
BEATING UPON THE HEADS OF THE REST OF THE WORLD
WITH THEIR POLICEMAN”S
BATON---
do you...

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Just like ?

Just like the ocean
Will flow and flow 
Will  keep going and never runs dry

Just like my love 
Will grow and grow 
And it will never ever die

Just like the sun 
Will shine...

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I really hate Pop stars
They are like incest siblings from mars

Sleeping around with everyone
Shaving their heads for fun

If your lucky they'll expose a teet
And expose pantiless pic's on a tweet

Watch out and be careful of...

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By Parizo Van Thulare

You played me 
You made me 
I tested it 
So nicer it felt

Again and again i came like mice 
Round and round i roled like hurricane 
Seeking for that something more
Which kept...

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Inspiration,
emotion, 
Devotion,
appreciation,
fusteration,
celebration,
tempation, 
sensation,
Just some of the many things we feel through life,
one of the many things we do or say.
It all happens, we all feel it.
emotion, dedication, fusteration, sensation.
One of the many feelings that us...

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*VIDEO of Justin Bieber's Talk of his Affliction on YouTube

Justin Bieber's Ramsay Hunt Syndrome

Just in
Justin

Bieber
Tweeter

Likewise
Apprise

TikTok
He talked

About
Timeout

Renege
His gigs

Because
He was

Concerned
He learned

Shingles
Hostiles

Illness
Stillness

Partial
Facial

Benumb
Therefrom

Hoping
Coping

Explore
Restore

Maintain
Unstrain

Renew
Sinew

Routine
Hygiene

Lengthen
Strengthen

Steadfast
Stand fast

Brainstorm
Inform

The signs
Headlines

Contribs
JBiebs

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Justin Bieber announced that he is taking a break from performing after being diagnosed with...

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A pattern from our history - albeit anecdotal
Pick any evil SOB - he's probably teetotal
Hitler didn't touch the booze,  and neither Torquemada
Bin Laden with a drink to choose took yak's milk - nothing harder
Pol...

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              SONG FOR THE BOY


         Where is my toddler grandson?

     ...

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A Canadian Love Song

Like JFK with Edgar Hoover, 
I'm completely ill at ease: 
it's as if I'm in Vancouver, 
but I speak no Cantonese. 

A Mountie's boot must have its stirrup, 
they say Brooke Nevin...

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Ashamed to learn Justin Bieber is Canadian
Sure doesn't represent THIS Canuck
A total embarrassment to this country of ours
Dragging us all through the muck

A total loser in every sense of the word
His disgusting exploits are renowned
Wonder...

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When the waves are flooding the shore
Yeah, when my world is falling apart,
Once more you open the door
And you’re here in my heart.

I never thought that I could feel this power.
I never thought that I...

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Justin Bieber You Have Been Warned

By Elton Camp

All the young girls he does delight
They think of him both day and night

Whether it be a dance or some song,
It seems that he can do nothing wrong

The...

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My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun. 
Her skin's mahogany, not regal white. 
She slaps on paints and fillers by the ton, 
and has the dress sense of an anchorite. 

Fastidious? Only in her...

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My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun. 
Her skin's mahogany, not regal white. 
She slaps on paints and fillers by the ton, 
and has the dress sense of an anchorite. 

Fastidious? Only in her...

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Here are some simple steps to make sure you can’t
Possibly mess up your very own lavender plant.
 
Step one:
The Lavender needs good music
many hours a day
This doesn’t include my favourite Bieber
much to my dismay
 
Step...

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As Arkansas could never be Alaska,
so no-one wants Montana to be Maine.
Could North Dakota claim to be Nebraska?
Can Vachel Lindsay double for Hart Crane?

If Sing Sing isn’t Appalachian Spring,
and Justin Bieber can’t be Frankie Laine,
or...

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