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Premium Member Lickety-Split

Lickety-split, I sit up and look at the clickety clock,
      oh my gosh, why am I lollygagging in this cozy bed;
I am going to be so late for dance class, I better skedaddle,
            so I canoodle my cats (hugs and kiss that is);
                  and like a flash I am out of bed!

Oh dear, what a rigmarole of unnecessary complexity,
      I run to the kitchen and open a tin of, oh so stinky fish;
for the fur balls, (no accounting for taste,) my tummy rumbles,
            I dress in my pink dance pants, brush my teeth;
                 I look in the mirror, holy macaroni!

I was going to wash the mop last night but didn't,
      oh well, the flat iron turns me into a Cleopatra star;
then, I look outside, snow, lots of snow, blast I need boots,
                  oh yes under the bed where I flung them;
                         what a stupid kerfuffle!

Walking to dance, a bus sprays with me with slush,
       darn nincompoop, I am thinking to myself and then;
a loud honk, and a car roars pass me, I almost have a stroke,
            I finally make it and the receptionist says-  cancelled,
                        cancelled, oh la-di-la, that's great!

I am walking back home when I step into a deep puddle,
      and my feet are now soaking wet, I am just exhausted;
I will crawl back into my bed for a snoozle I say to me self,
            but I am waylaid by my old fuddy-duddy neighbor;
                  dearie,(she whips out a grocery list)!

You know, I cannot walk in the snow, meantime her cat,
      a fat Persian rubs my legs and I have fur from knees down;
but what can a girlie do, I turn around and hocus-pocus its done,
            finally, I am standing in my bedroom all tatterdemalion,
                 like a child in rags, I feel like weeping!

And then I notice the collywobbles in my tummy,
      like butterflies swirling, and then a great rumbling;
oh, damnation, I need something to eat, so I gongoozle,
          stare that is, into the refrigerator, close the door, slam;
              and grab a handful of cockamamie cookies!
_________________________
January 26, 2017

Poetry/Narrative/Lickety-Split
Copyright Protected, ID 17-8691-18-0
All Rights Reserved.  Written Under Pseudonym.

Submitted to the contest , Any Poem Written in January 2017
Sponsor, Laura Loo 

First Place
Form: Narrative


Premium Member Feeling the Accountant's Rumble

Earth resounds rational
restoring harmonic faith
in an omnipotent universal
double-entry accounting and governing
ego-eco balancing system
WinLeft only to also WinRight,

And cooperatively researching
EgoYang/EcoYin positivenergy co-relations
co-incidents
co-arising WinHealth-WinWealth--
further revolving health/wealth multicultural events
of creolizing herstory,
macaronic
co-acclimating
transubstantiating
nurturing nutritional 
bottom line cooperative
not nonzero-sum Right inductive
and zerosum Left deductive
extending family roots of ZeroZone
ecopolitical and personal
secular and sacred
LeftEgoNature and RightEcoSpirit flow-power.

We probably could
bicamerally imagine
a bilateral omniconsiderate
integrative should co-operate 
as Whole Open System
of generalized
metaphysical polynomial inter-relationships
intra-reassociated relationals,
PositivEnergy nutrition principles.

Left deductive yet cooperative scientists
uncovering never LoseLose devolutionary
dysfunctional NegativEntropic ExFormation
rediscovering devolution down and out and in
toward ZeroSum double-entry,
not this
not that,
Tit for Tat
WinWin Game PolySystemic Theory.

Right inducing sacred invention
of Left's secular Ego-Titsical idolatrous reborn identity,
ZeroZone within mortal sinner skin,
is appositional dipolar
to Right MindBody's
ongoing original timeless Ego/Eco DNA
thymine/cytosine Harmony,
WiseElder hydrogen/helium
nature/spirit 
Convex/Concave Resonance.

Polyphonic bilateral
ZeroZone polynomial
heuristic health-wealth systems,
whose total open everyday personal system
WinEgo/WinEco consciousness
would double-bind cancel out
all notnot polynomially disassociated questions
about all pathologically isolated climate problems

Resolving resilient integrity pathologies
could therapeutically result in
timeless feelings
sublimeLeft/subliminalRight
polynomial ZeroZone as also not(not-polynomial) ZeroSum
WinEgo as also WinEcoPolyPhonic Resonance
and LoseLove's Resonance
as also Lose EgoPolyPathic Integrity
double-binding deficits.

Yin/Yang within
not knot-squared
and cubed
and fractailed...ZeroZone bell curves
of and for fractured Universally Resilient Health
riding HereNow's remaining Wealth.

Premium Member A Pirates Life For Me- For Contest

Here we are in 1650, which is ten minutes to five
swing the wheel to the West, which is left,
put your sun cream away, man the mizzen and the stays
as we set off for some murder and some theft.

You'll find us as your hosts on the sunny Barbary Coast
and from there we venture forth to ply our trade
we've been out leaving them for dead from the Atlantic to the Med
before we skittle off back home our fortunes made

With a yo-ho-ho and a barrel of grog
and an arrr and some other cliches
table leg for a thigh and a patch on me eye
as a Pirate I will end my days

As I previously stated we all get inebriated
from our copious imbibing of the grog
our excuse is there's no Cola in the bars of Hispaniola
which is why we need the hair of the dog

With a yo-ho-ho and a barrel of grog
and an arrr and some other cliches
table leg for a thigh and a patch on me eye
as a Pirate I will end my days

Got a woman in Bermuda and another in Tortuga
and they give me lots of lovin' for some coins
and although they're very foxy they're just both a pair of doxies
which I'm sure explains the rash around me groin

With a yo-ho-ho and a barrel of grog
and an arrr and some other cliches
table leg for a thigh and a patch on me eye
as a Pirate I will end my days

Now we're really no buffoons when it comes down to doubloons
and our treasure chests are burstin' at the seams
then old Blackbeard started spouting about doing our accounting
so I said (before I shot him) 'in your dreams'

(ye chorus)

As we skirmish the Atlantic I was starting to get frantic
since the one thing on my voyage I've always feared
is the men who've not been coming for a while across some women
have all started wearing lipstick, which is weird

(arr, the chorus again)

Well it's reached that point me hearties where we anchor down and party
so me shipmates here on board I'd like to thank
though the mix of food and beer has now given me diarrhea
which is why I've made our cook just walk the plank

(for thee last time, chorus, arrrr)

September 17th 2015, 'A pirate's life for me' contest, sponsor Kelly Deschler

(Author's note- there are several spellings of diarrhea, but it doesn't matter, they all have 'arr' in 'em, me hearties)
© Viv Wigley  Create an image from this poem.

Blood Test

Seeming to decipher,
The count of the sample,
Whether white, red or dead,
It appears, each is ample,
The blood of our lives,
Not the fluid, arterial,
But the beings, among them,
Usurped the toy in your cereal,
Their daily appearance,
At the start of your day,
Then emerging in time,
As the sun went away,
Their cohabitation,
With you, not by choosing,
But the result of divinity,
And the Creator's own musing,
A parent, a sibling,
Those snags of the branches,
All accounting for something,
When relations are stanches,
Unlike other vows,
Ceremonial, contractual,
Once out of the womb,
They are dogma and factual,
Commandments and law,
Reinforce these intentions,
Though no matter or slight,
Ever fades from contention,
Blood is thicker than water,
And universally sold,
Never questioned or doubted,
Whither silent or told,
Then, some days out of many,
When zeal and self,
Decide this is the day,
I want off of the shelf,
The blood test is given,
A puncture of flesh,
Your judgment, by others,
Disregarded as fresh,
The clan, it has spoken,
Based on magisterial virtue,
Eat every last word,
Though it might only hurt you,
But, you are in the know,
Of your first name and surname,
And the choice may preclude,
The outcome of this game,
It is time you stand still,
Concern, only internal,
Which cancels your date,
With the family tribunal,
It's never forever,
The scab always heals,
But, now, it might cover,
Something new to reveal,
The blemish is formed,
Hiding old wound or issue,
It is never the same,
Reinforced by scar tissue,
Hopefully all cells involved,
Can now work together,
Creating new bonds and sealant,
And tougher than leather,
You emerge understood,
By reason or force,
Avoiding all separation,
Death, disaffect or divorce,
There might be some others,
Trials of unknown decree,
With the plaintiffs intact,
Or scouring leftover debris,
You have done what is needed,
And can sigh in relief,
Your resolve and conviction,
Firmly held your belief,
That blood is essential,
It fuels, ignites verve,
And yet until it is tested,
We know not whom it serves,
So, we test, and retest,
Find the vain to extort,
And if too much is drawn,
We can simply abort.

(12/9/01)
Form: Rhyme

Called To Be a Vessel

the gospel of Luke is the most detailed accounting of Jesus Christ
It reveals His conception, His early childhood and His missionary life
In the gospel of Luke he tells about God's 2 part master plan
to deliver a Messiah into Israel's hands 

the first part of the plan was to send an anointed blessing
to Zachariah and Elizabeth for all their years of childless stressing
a son was finally born to them whose mission would be one of preparation
John the Baptist who would pave the way for the One coming to deliver salvation

the second part of the plan was the supernatural conception of God's chosen one
a virgin girl with a true faith to be the vessel for His earthly son
Mary was her name and in her the Lord God had found favor
the 2nd cousin to John the Baptist and now to become the mother of our Savior

Mary went to her cousin Elizabeth and told her of the Angel's words
at first she was anxious and troubled and then she thought it was absurd
then Elizabeth said, look at me, I carry a miracle in my aged womb
and if the Angel of God said that to you in your mind now make the room
we are connected by blood and it makes perfect sense and sound reasoning
that God would give us both a miracle 
in order to do what for Him is most pleasing
and at that meeting the child in Elizabeth's womb 
received the Holy Spirit and jumped for joy
the confirmation that Mary was the vessel chosen 
to bring forth God's little boy
called to be a vessel Mary was the chosen one
called to be a vessel to give life to God's only Son

as God has a purpose and a mission for each of us
and all He asks is that in His word we learn to trust
for when God gives you a word the situation is already in place
and when God gives you a word just accept His infinite wisdom and grace
it might not make much sense to you but that's all right
just do whatever God desires of you and be acceptable in His sight

called to a vessel for in you God has found favor
called to be a vessel because of your obedient behavior
called to be a vessel by accepting God's purposeful hands
when you're called to be a vessel to carry out the Lord's master plans
Form: Didactic


Navigating Outward Bounds of Relationships

Volition, orientation familiarization aahing
and oohing within restrictive paradigm molding
inviolable honorable gentility -
flagrantly, desirously, clearly boyz abandoning
willfully skirting, panting (heavily)
forfeiting abominably, (no Joe King) abiding

chomping at bit, damning delineated, or obscure
parameters, between one acceding
Earthlinked selfish living
psychosexual pining human bing,
and another ardently avowedly ambitious
altruistic agent provocateur (lol)

at first blush hinting Moulin Rouge adulation
under dim (witted) lighting accenting
individual randy salient
traits savoring tête-à-tête
tasty hors d'oeuvres accentuating
nuances highlighting flirtatious countenance

initially unconditionally stubbornly accepting
dire hormonal straits
as prickly fledgling acquaintanceship
quivers, negotiates, kickstarts abolishing
inchoate biochemical protracted coupling
conveniently interpreting accessing

breeching, catapulting Dickensian estuary,
non verbal communication nsync abridging
painstakingly erecting complex edifice
suavely, urbanely, wittily accessorising
tried and truevalue tricks acclaiming
debonair heroic manliness princely

qualities dutifully dominate directing
demure damsel in distress absconding
convincing, foreplaying, jimmying,
rollicking readily acclimatizing
challenges thrust up gracefully parlaying
most savvy serious similarly sophisticated

totally tubular testosterone tactics
versatile repartee accomplishing
dynamics cultivating atavistic romantic ballet
on duh poe whit tick abutting
metaphorical foot accoutering

trappings adorned since mythological
Adam and Eve accrediting
latter, sans virile unavoidable temptation
savoir faire verboten fruit, accelerating
action whereby unsuspecting, slithering,
lurking serpent teen accounting
rattle unheard by apse cent church fathers

subsequently excoriating, condemning, accusing,
nonetheless indomitable transcendence achieving
pinnacle of prostrate poignancy
inexpressible ecstasy acquiescing
nonpareil acquisition adulation activating
ascendence assaying administering
amorousness activating. aching.

Ascent



            As emotion's embolism petitions
a mirror sea for endless blue transparency-
through oculat lens flare, an albionic estuary 
garden variety of pleasures appears, obligatiry-
in full disclosure, for poetic reason- to be vetted 
by replay of open book read cover to cover.
A commercial grade bewitching -
in season- laid bare, to pardon a dare
Vespers of ancient psalm, timeless tale 
of the re-awakened takes abionce as a Seer to come. 
Where Eden-welcomes, home 
to it's Shrangri la- Sangria- wetnursed bosom, 
full- of the Mother's milk of Elysium.

In center-folded trappings beside firelight screenings, 
beneath the fluttered kiss of frolicked summer heat,
heart mappings deriving
wind aided fireflies serenading,
in the silence of a seraphic breeze.
The heart suggests an accounting 
of lost dreams as they vie for clemency 
and doth softly cry verdant reprieve.
In the Goliath peer of mountain cleft, 
overseeing the caress of foliage
begueathed to the canopy of emerald green,
sun dresses honey bee chaperones,
drunk in lily while
bestowing a still of radiant beam.

Crowning chance adds a touch of dandelion garland,
tendrils of sentiments worn on the sleeve,
becomes the first snows virgin fleece,
onlooking tears of starry night, light bending the knee,
peers through immodest canopy,
altar ego ghosting as
mist soaked silver valley's pheromone stair,
married with the encore of fading light laying polaroid down aware.
Amidst the ruins of a broken dream mending a solar flare of Valkycries,
the fragments speak of romantic math,
mosaic of future memories bellowed love leaves 
lanterns of light ascending over calm seize.

Her Emissaries of the wind caressing her foliage with
the palms and
apothecaries drawn from a crystal song.

A symphony of nature's tender wails, 
creates the plumlines of this Great Hall.
But in the quietude of night's soft glow,
Hope blooms like a rose in spring,
A promise of renewal, a whispered vow, places it all.
In a world where shadows dance in preservation ritual 
of first snow's pose of
virgin purity. kept chaste as pasts echo of prose.
art
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member The Nap Master

The Nap Master
HAIL the astral world of utterance,
     one befalls to eavesdrop whisperings of their sweet nothings, 
          breathlessly whisking up a spell of portioned scents that, nay,
               spilled china of eddied creamed joys and demitasse gooey treats, 

BEHOLD the phoenix rises to a full exalting measure,
     neath a lunar ecliptic mystic hypnotic apathy,
          upon a peacock's crown whose spread out azure-chartreuse wings,
               adorns unsnared midst manes of an unbridled vehement trot, 

ONWARD it leaped a skipped array of a vivid rainbow's path,
     of free glides during its phases of warm air in a chilled sky, 
          as it spread o'er vast terrains of dale and vale of culled greens,
               tethered to tawny treasures of teemed lives infinite mirth wants,

BEHEST of Cherubs advent of endless stars braving her crown,
     on their sailed galleons of whimsical twinkling vigilance,
          seducing a flock of blithe bleating lambs a respectful ride,
               on fluffed souls, nursing meek minions to ripple a fair surge,

CHANNELS a righteous domain free of a distant storm,
     pushed by the lashes of sunbeams citrus lemony whips,
          that ade stirred mouth fulls of dryness seeking quenching,
               gouging the top echelon of expecting lips full measure,

ADHERED to heart pulsates that steady the gauge of innocence,
     unique mild credulity cushioned amongst penitent palms,
          and tinseled charm of enamored superheroes noble acts,
               save the divine a full accounting listing each wonder,

CLUSTERS of mirrors enlightened volumes of a sojourned quest
     of luminous unconsciousness prominent in such a phase,
          the inner realm expanse that dwells in hallowed gifted slumber,
               all grouped banking muses within the treasury of their mind,

ALL delicately locked by the key master . . .
                                                  . . . their fortuitous magnitude of eyelids.

2020 February 05
© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Narrative

Fazer Mais Com Menos

Fazer mais 
com menos esforço
se não é um poema
é uma música.

Mulheres apoiadas pelos companheiros diariamente realizam 76% mais.

Homens apoiados pelas mulheres realizam 55% mais!

Pesquisa completa realizada nos EUA, na Europa e no Brasil testou as hipóteses mostradas a seguir: 

1 - Qual o elogio para o público feminino faz aumentar a produtividade?

2 - Qual o elogio para o público masculino faz aumentar a produtividade?

3 - Qual o tipo de elogio faz uma pessoa sentir importante à ponto de trabalhar mais e mais feliz? Será um elogio ao corpo? Será um elogio à um acessório de moda? Será um elogio a caráter? Será um elogio à habilidade? Ou será a conhecimento? 

4 - Empresas, nações e grandes grupos podem aumentar os resultados que desejam usando técnicas de family hacking growth? 

5 - Usar ou não as técnicas de hacking growth devem ser agregadas a contabilidade gerencial?

Pesquisa inédita aqui. http://bit.ly/Para_conhecer

Resultados por cidade podem ser solicitados aqui: http://bit.ly/WhatsappGiacomoNerone______________________________________________

___________________________________

Women supported by comrades daily perform 76% more.

Men supported by women perform 55% more!

A complete survey conducted in the USA, Europa and Brazil tested the following hypotheses:

1 - What praise for the female audience increases productivity?

2 - What praise for the male audience increases productivity?

3 - What kind of praise does a person feel important to work happier and happier? Is it a compliment to the body? Is it a compliment to a fashion accessory? Is it a compliment to character? Is it a compliment to the skill? Or will it be knowledge?

4 - Companies, nations and large groups can increase the results they want using family hacking growth techniques?

5 - To use or not the techniques of hacking growth must be added to the managerial accounting?

Unpublished research here. http://bit.ly/Family_Backing_growth

Results by city can be requested here: http://bit.ly/WhatsappGiacomoNerone

Get Your 4-1-1 From 5-2-9

I am the authority on any question you may ask 
But be prepared, because I know I've already completed that task 
You ask me which pet is better, a dog or a cat 
Read my latest article about the care of all animals, called Been There, Done 
That 
Don't try to outcook me, I graduated at the top of my class in Culinary School 
Put your money on the table, I know I can beat you at pool 
When I drive, I demand complete silence, I don't want any distractions 
Computer programs, accounting, I've used every kind of database, done every 
kind of financial transaction 
Don't argue with me, because I will win 
Everyone tells me they wish I had a twin 
You want to know about raising children, ask me about mine 
I strongly reccomend you get your 4-1-1 from 5-2-9 
You women need to break your men down 
There is no king of the castle in my house, I wear the crown 
I may be a little proud of what all I've done 
I know it is far more than anyone 
If you want to know about cars and their care 
I can tell you about dealerships I have fixed when and where 
You cannot tell me anything that hasn't already happened to me 
I keep a crystal ball to foresee 
During an African Safari, my sister went into labor, I delivered my niece 
I rode with Gypsies on the islands of Greece 
I had to tell Eugene, supposedly an experienced detailer, how to make the tires 
shine 
The secret is out, sorry Eugene, now they know you got your 4-1-1 from 5-2-9 
I won an argument with an astronomer about the solar belt 
I was given extra chips at a casino because I pointed out to the manager how the 
cards were dealt 
I've given advice to a couple about horses and their unpredictable ways 
I told a fishing boat captain, how and when to enter Biscayne Bay 
Through it all, I find people and force them to listen to me 
Where is Gabrielle, oh, she's eating lunch and my nose is snotty 
People love me for all the great knowledge I possess 
But I have one rival, I must confess 
She is at 1-800-SO-Fine 
She cannot top me for you 4-1-1 from 5-2-9
Form: ABC

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